Rugby fan cuts off own balls.

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Wow!

― giboyeux (skowly), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

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― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

I saw this the other day and was convinced we had already done a thread. Perhaps I am wrong. It is rather squeamish.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

n/a otm.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

Sorry, I got interrupted before I could finish my post:

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― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

Were his balls strangely oval in shape?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

oH lORDY

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

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― testicle thief, Friday, 18 November 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

His friend did it. Then friend said the only honorable thing would be to claim it was self-inflicted, because dude had, after all, lost the bet. Dude is a man of honor.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Alternately: incredible sight of Wales beating England made dude feel like he was living in some impossible dream-world -- some tripped-out unreal state where gestural self-testiculectomzation didn't actually matter -- and so he would wake up hungover the next morning with balls and a loss for Wales in the papers.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

I.e. this is an extreme variant of "pinch me, I must be dreaming" -- "chop my sack off, Wales won something."

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

"It took about 10mins and there was.. pain. The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."

― Dan (Oh You HAD To Keep Snipping?) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

Dan, why do you question this man's faith in the power of descrotalizing?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

I also like that he had to pause to find a word to adequately describe the sensation and had to fall back on the wholly unsatisfying "pain" when he failed.

― Dan (Darwin Award For This Gentleman) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

I thought we had done a thread, too. I looked in the archive and all I could find was:

i never had a good valenties day b4 till yesterday i watched the rugby and wales won lol sad i know not romantic at all
-- Emma williams (WELSHDRAGON...), February 15th, 2004 12:57 PM. (Emma williams) (link)

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why would you need to be romantic if RUGBY was on?
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), February 15th, 2004 1:04 PM. (aja) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

OH NO, ALEX IN NYC

― Dan (HONOUR THE TESTES) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

A ballsy move, for sure. I don't want to talk about it.

― andy --, Friday, 18 November 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

At least he's earned the reputation as the most honest man on the planet. When he's like, "dude, I'll bring your dvds back next week, I swear," you're gonna fucking believe him.

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes. Clever title, M. White: Here's Something That Takes Balls

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

he was probably just preempting the actions of his future wife. so, you know, even steven.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Saturday, 19 November 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

"The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Saturday, 19 November 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

how do we know if was "snippers" that were used. Maybe his "friend" did it with his mouth. let's take care of all options

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Saturday, 19 November 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

YES

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

One for the Darwin Awards.

― chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Saturday, 19 November 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

http://img.intelihealth.com/i/W/WongPainScale.gif

― M. V. (M.V.), Saturday, 19 November 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

― Mike Hanle y 3000 (hanle y 3000), Sunday, 20 November 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

He wants to adopt !!!!!

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 21 November 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

"I thought, 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that, have I?' Then I thought, 'You can do it'.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

YOU CAN DO IT!

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Monday, 21 November 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

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