Hungry sex vs. full sex

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I know what my answer is, but it occurred to me that others might have a different opinion.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

full sex is likely to result in sleep afterwards, also, makes sure to brush your teeth.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Hungry sex.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Sleepy sex.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

This is gonna look like Snow White's first gangbang in around seven posts, isn't it?

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

How uncouth!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Depends on how full you mean. Post-nice bowl of pasta or something, yes please. Post-Christmas dinner, no ta.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

"first"

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Hungry. (I've had Sneezy and it was rubbish; if you're spending the night with me and you know you're allergic to the flowers in my room, TELL ME first.)

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Wait, do you mean ACTUALLY hungry? For food? I thought you meant 'sex when you haven't had it for months' vs 'sex when you've been having sex constantly for a week'.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Soupy sex.

― Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

i finally got m white's joke, right before i posted something about grumpy sex.

― petesmith (plsmith), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

The Finnish have this saying:

"Hunger leaves with fucking."

I think there's also a song with the same title.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Which tree do Hunger leaves come from?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

How about sex when you realize you need to pee? Do you try to continue or try to explain the situation dicreetly and take a break?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

The larch.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I assumed it meant quick, fast, rough "must fuck now" sex versus more protracted, caring and involved lovemaking.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

No, I mean food, actually.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Hungry, theoretically. Although you know how it is, you get home from work starving and say "hey, we've got all night, let's make some damn food!", next thing you know you're full and sleepy and the night's over.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Half-full, so as to preclude both belching and running out to a diner postcoitally.

Punchline to a real-life shag story I shan't be recounting here: "Well, it IS the day after Thanksgiving."

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

How about sex when you realize you need to pee? Do you try to continue or try to explain the situation dicreetly and take a break?

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― Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Definitely hungry, in that case. Because then after the sex you get up and cook and it always tastes like the best meal ever as the endorphins combine...

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Sex During food?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

How uncouth!

Yes. Sorry, Ned. Snow and I are related though, and nothing breeds contempt like family.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

Eating will create/displace some gas during the bonage. In Full Sex, be prepared to hotbox the sheets.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

I read "bonage" as "bondage" there for a second and I was like WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

His point probably still applies, though.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

I was going to say, perhaps he meant 'bondage' to start with. It IS Andy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

No, in California (Ned would know this), we add a '-age' suffix to any verb and it becomes a noun. Bone + age = Bonage.

― andy --, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Descendents to thread!

― Occam's Reznor (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

milo goes to coll-ege

― j b everlovin' r (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

if we are talking felatio, definitely hungry sex.

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Taking sides: Pasta Sex vs. Burger Sex

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Anyone who's too embarrassed to take a pee break during sex is having Bashful sex.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Good point, but I'm more worried about the West Indies right now.

― Justen, Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

Anyone who's too embarrassed to take a pee break during sex is having Bashful sex.

Some people need to go to the loo when they're in the middle of the act? I was led to believe you can't pee and have sex simultaneously. (Cue lots of pee porn pix.)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:12 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was men who couldn't pee and have sex simultaneously, like there was some kind of gland or something that prevented urine from entering the penis when it was engorged.

But then again, an ex claimed that he could pee with a hard on, so who knows.

If this is true, maybe this is why men masturbate in the morning so much - they need to dispense with the morningwood before they can urinate?

― -Stroke-Model (kate), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

nah, listen, i used to hang out with this guy who was living with a friend of mine and he'd get drunk a lot and id often walk past the 1/2 bathroom (toilet and sink only) at 1, 2, 3, 4 in the morning and see him with a hard on peeing into the sink because, you know, his peepee was pointing up and it was a better height for drain accuracy. as someone who almost obsessively washes their hands, i say thank god they had another sink in the full bathroom.

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

I was led to believe you can't pee and have sex simultaneously.

this is true

pee with a hard on

as is this

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

It's very difficult (I was going to type HARD there) to pee with a hard on, but not impossible. It is pretty much impossible to aim though.

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

I'm sort of relieved that my implied dick-puking-upon was overtaken by the question of hard ons and pee

― emilys. (emilys.), Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

I thought you were implying a gobbling enthusiasm, thanks for clearing that up!

― kit brash (kit brash), Thursday, 24 November 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

Haha me too!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 24 November 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

yikes!

― emilys. (emilys.), Thursday, 24 November 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

depends if it's fanninial or oral sex

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 25 November 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

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