LIST ALL THE REASONS ILE SUX

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1. James Blount

― SPARTACUS TWATTERY (I AM LOGGED ON), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

2. people who hate on Blount

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 26 November 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

3. It hasn't been eradicated following the creation of subject and community specific sub-forums.

― 'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

4. There are no Banana Nutrament appreciation threads

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

5. it wasn't around in 1865 so we could have hilarious threads about the civil war

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

oh there's a whole forum of that shit.

x-post

― 'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

TS: Longstreet v. Stonewall Jackson

― gear (gear), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

which is worse: shrapnel or gangrene

― gear (gear), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

oh man, ethan circa the civil war...

― 'Twan (miccio), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:10 (twenty years ago)

june 1863: ilx is closed down and its moderators arrested after momus calls for lincoln's assassination

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

august 1863: ilx debates whether to ban general grant for good after he is revealed to be the author of numerous semi-incomprehensible threads calling everyone "insufferable cunts"

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

holy shit john brown raids harpers ferry, wtf

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

oh fuck no holy god, this is NOT good

― gear (gear), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

this could start some fucked-up shit, bros.

― gear (gear), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

COME SEE HSTENCIL DJ THE DRAFT RIOTS AFTERPARTY

― athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 26 November 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

why does it always gotta end up with hstencil. come on.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 26 November 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

did you hear that the Dairy Queens have a wholly appropriately named drink of ice cream and coffee called the Moolatte, owing to its mongrel negroid coloration? There was some confusion that it referred to cows' milk and coffee but that is patently absurd.

― geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 26 November 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA BLACK PEOPLE RIGHT? i kid, i kid. i'm drunk btw. you're my man right now. let's destroy some threads. at least thye didn't name their drinks chic

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 26 November 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

who hates blount anyway

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Saturday, 26 November 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

not me! don't you member that dairy queen thread? it was pretty funny.

― geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 26 November 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

november 1862: general mcclellan fired after he threatens to lose the war on purpose unless someone gets their act together and buys him buffy season 7

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

december 1862: "it is well that war is so terrible - we should grow too fond of it. heavens! ;-)" - robert e lee

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

6. (since people stopped counting!) where's the porn?

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

seriously I can't find any. where's it at?

― Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

not per se but i can hear why blount sux. hes so americam. the dense references. the...taste. the humour.

i don't hold it against him. i'm often baffled. most of it flies over my head. i like him. but i often don't understand him.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

7. noize gayz gaying up this thread

― bato (bato), Saturday, 26 November 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

8. Rather like Britain, it's become *way* too Americanized.

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Saturday, 26 November 2005 17:15 (twenty years ago)

9. full of british people

― bato (bato), Saturday, 26 November 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

10. Anti-Americanism

― Charles Dexter (Holey), Saturday, 26 November 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

11. Anglo-Saxonism

― Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 26 November 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

december 1862: "it is well that war is so terrible - we should grow too fond of it. heavens! ;-)" - robert e lee

Hey!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 26 November 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

HOOP SKIRTS: C OR D??

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 26 November 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

12. sticks up asses

― sunny successor (he hates my guts, we had a fight) (katharine), Saturday, 26 November 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

13. what do you look like this month threads

once every 6 months would do...if even that.

― Lovelace (Lovelace), Saturday, 26 November 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm talking off the top of my head here, but what about NOT CLICKING ON THE THREADS YOU DON'T LIKE YOU MOANING FUXXOR

― THIS IS THE SOUND OF ALTERN 8 !!! (noodle vague), Saturday, 26 November 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

not enough spics

― kephm (kephm), Saturday, 26 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

not enough spics

too many herbs

― Banana Nutrament (ghostface), Saturday, 26 November 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

14. Transparent logged out shots taken by mediocre trolls at superior posters

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 26 November 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

15. LIST ALL THE REASONS ILE SUX

― amon (eman), Saturday, 26 November 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

16. I'm hopelessly full of shit

― bato (bato), Sunday, 27 November 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

HAHAHA BLACK PEOPLE RIGHT? i kid, i kid. i'm drunk btw. you're my man right now. let's destroy some threads. at least thye didn't name their drinks chic
-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...), November 25th, 2005. (later)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:09 (twenty years ago)

chicory? chicano?

― athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:11 (twenty years ago)

17) people acting like every single thing you do in life is some kind of carefully considered political move that's up for socioanalytical grabs

― athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

Wait, does this mean Tad accomplished his goal already of reposting everything Hanley's ever said, twice? Why didn't someone let me know earlier, I was going to get him a plaque for his wall :(

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

18. People pretending to be Brits.

― 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina), Monday, 28 November 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

19. Too many oddballs, too many pocketbook psychologists and would-be philosophers with an axe to grind.

― Bidfurd (Bidfurd), Sunday, 4 December 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

20. I'm nowhere near as smart as I think think I am.

― bato (bato), Sunday, 4 December 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

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