drunk pissing

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inspired by The Business Executive Hand-on-hips Piss Pose -- practical sanitary urination mechanism, or pointless toilet room meme invented by cockfarmers?, this is the thread for how we piss when drunk.

i for one tend to use this opportunity to talk to myself. the conversation always starts off the same when I break the seal. "So here we are again...."

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:39 (twenty years ago)

My mate pees sitting down when he's drunk.

― Rumpie (lil drummer girl parumpumpumpu), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

I often adopt the Clash "hands against the wall" posture.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:44 (twenty years ago)

Frequently.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

I feel that more groaning is neccessary. A kind of celebration. Also it makes up for the sex I won't be having later.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

that weird shiver thing gets stronger.

― zappi (joni), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 13:58 (twenty years ago)

i tend to talk to myself too, but it's always "hahaha, ya fuckers". never anything else.

― Sailor Kitten (g-kit), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 14:00 (twenty years ago)

I bet I have the smallest bladder here. It's not unknown for me to go to the toilet in double figures during a night of consistent drinking.

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Sure you're not just seeing double, Mark?

The worst is the weaving back and forth, side to side drunk pissing where every available bit of your remaining consciousness is used to concentrate on aiming and not just liberally spraying the entire line of urinals with your piss. That's entertainment, that is.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

hint: don't stand too close to the wall you are pissing on

― m00kiepr00f, Tuesday, 29 November 2005 17:39 (twenty years ago)

depending on the geometry of the urinal/toilet and wall, i will sometimes lean my forehead against the wall. this is when very drunk only.

― AaronK (AaronK), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

Has anybody tried to piss in every one of a long row of urinals, without spraying the intervening floor?

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

Oddly, no. If I am drunk enough to pee in multiple urinals at once, I usually don't care about the floor.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

But there's no challenge if you strafe the floor indiscriminately.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Also, trying to do it before somebody else enters the toilet amps up the tension.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

Trying to do it when every urinal is being used is the real challenge.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

You've played this before.

― Amity Wong (noodle vague), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Nope. I am not fond of emergency rooms.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Markelby, same here! It's so bad I'm wondering if I should see a doctor.

Anyways, my favorite is behind a dumpster or in a parking lot between cars, swaying with the wind, and looking around for cops.

― Mickey (modestmickey), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Pinpoint accuracy!

I passed out mid-micturation once, but wasn't even drunk.

― The Obligatory Sourpuss (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

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