Weird things you do, that only seem weird since someone pointed it out to you (or another poorly worded thread title)

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1. Making Jedi hand movements when encountering automatic doors (I thought everyone did this)

jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

Apparently I used to clear my throat and then sniff when I saying something contestable. Terrible, but I think I'm cured.

Thea (Thea), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

1. Making Jedi hand movements when encountering automatic doors (I thought everyone did this)

I thought everyone did this!

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

No, they don't.

The only thing that would be weirder than that would be to make a Trekkie-like schwoop! sound with your mouth as the doors opened.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

Shit.

jel -- (jel), Friday, 9 December 2005 18:10 (twenty years ago)

egad. i do not belong in this thread.

nein Socken (nein Socken), Friday, 9 December 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)

haha i do this too

latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Friday, 9 December 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

No, they don't.

But what happens if the door doesn't open? Without the hand movement you might walk straight into it! I've always assumed that the reason I do the hand movement is so that the door sees me before I'm too close, to give it plenty of time to open, if it's a slow opener.

xpost

melton mowbray (adr), Friday, 9 December 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

post here.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Friday, 9 December 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

They need to bring back those rubber mats that opened the doors. Radar gives you cancer, everybody knows this.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

this is not something i do but, rather, something that happens to me: a few times a week i get an sudden rush of nausea, sometimes i have to go to the bathroom thinking i'm going to throw up... then i sneeze and it goes away. about a year ago

"i hate it when you think you're going to throw up but it's just a sneeze"

*blank stares from friends"

jed_ (jed), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

about a year ago

jed_ (jed), Friday, 9 December 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

bounce when i walk

jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 9 December 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Can't say Ive ever noticed your walk being so bouncy as to look weird tho, Jim!

I have a weird habit of taking a sip of water, then kind of swooshing it about in my teeth and cheeks like a chipmunk, before swallowing. Its a holdover from when I had braces I think. Keeps my teeth bloody clean though! But someone pointed it out once and I have felt conscious of it ever since.

Also, my strange knock kneed walk (but I cant help this, my legs are all out of whack).

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 10 December 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

I play around with my cell phone too much: type 911 (only number that works when I have my cell blocked, i.e. most of the time), hit cancel, type 911, hit cancel, etc.

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 10 December 2005 12:00 (twenty years ago)

i sway from side to side when having a conversation while standing up. i have no idea why, but someone pointed it out to me once and i was massively embarrassed for ages afterwards.

oh, and i lean really close to people when having a normally-volumed conversation - this is definitely a symptom of going to too many gigs (and apparently talking through the band, for shame!).

and i look over people's shoulders during conversations, at nothing at all, and for no real reason other than an indefinable sense of insecurity and nervousness.

wow, i'm a bundle of fun!

CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Saturday, 10 December 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

bounce when i walk

i do this! if i want it to stop i have to make a concious effort with my feet (heel0toe heel-toe heel-toe) like a young girl trying on high heels for the first time.

Slumpman (Slump Man), Saturday, 10 December 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

i sway from side to side when having a conversation while standing up. i have no idea why, but someone pointed it out to me once and i was massively embarrassed for ages afterwards.

I do this too. Sometimes it's so extreme it looks like I'm dancing in a really half-arsed manner.

Carl Handwriting (dog latin), Saturday, 10 December 2005 18:27 (twenty years ago)

i'm in jim p and slumpman's boat. it actually became somewhat of a problem when i was part of the forensics club in high school.

joseph (joseph), Sunday, 11 December 2005 02:33 (twenty years ago)

When I'm used to speaking over a noisy volume, for example, while serving in my restaurant while it's busy, it's hard for me to stop. After going to a quiet area, I keep shouting. ie, going to the managers office and asking for stuff and then having him say, "Dude, why the hell are you yelling at me?"

Mickey (modestmickey), Sunday, 11 December 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)

I have to close the closet door before I go to sleep at night. I just always did it when I lived on my own, made me feel safe. Husband thinks I'm nuts. Even more so because I tried going to sleep without doing it: no dice.


VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 December 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

i can't sleep without the bedroom door closed, but closets have never bothered me.

tres letraj (tehresa), Sunday, 11 December 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

Bedroom door ideally is closed, but it's secondary to the closet. I can sleep with the bedroom door open...but not the closet door.

Huh. Yeah I guess that is weird...

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 December 2005 05:42 (twenty years ago)

Writing what appears to be every fucking little thing down on pieces of notepaper. Why not a notebook? I have been doing this for years and years; I want to stop, but maybe it's too late.

There are two messy piles of yellow sticky notes on my desk, organized/stacked in some mentalist hierarchy. Examples: one note with 3 movies I need to see again plus a few pre-NewYear resolutions I'm making (yeahyeah); list of songs for a mix cd for someone; list of winter boots I found online plus note to self to call friend; graphic novel of interest, page sizings for layout of something, plus, in a row: "Brian Eno, 8-Mile!, Harold and Kumar, Out Hud, Kelley Polar." And I keep the "good ones" - eventually they get transferred to, like, a "file" that I look at only when I clean up that particular shelf or move house. wtf, ah well.

rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Sunday, 11 December 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

I was pulling for you in the '04 primaries, Sen. Graham.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 11 December 2005 06:51 (twenty years ago)

I stick out my tongue a little bit before I put food in my mouth.

I had an ex-girlfriend who would do a little sitting down dance when she was eating good food after being really hungry beforehand. She was cute.

regular roundups (Dave M), Sunday, 11 December 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

I also used to use a higher pitched voice over the phone with my female and "sensitive" best friend that my little brother called "the pussy voice." Needless to say, I kicked that habit.

regular roundups (Dave M), Sunday, 11 December 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

I play around with my cell phone too much: type 911 (only number that works when I have my cell blocked, i.e. most of the time), hit cancel, type 911, hit cancel, etc

I do this too!

edward o (edwardo), Sunday, 11 December 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

rrrobyn, your yellow sticky notes are like poems about everyth... ah.

StanM (StanM), Sunday, 11 December 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

Writing what appears to be every fucking little thing down on pieces of notepaper. Why not a notebook? I have been doing this for years and years; I want to stop, but maybe it's too late.
There are two messy piles of yellow sticky notes on my desk, organized/stacked in some mentalist hierarchy.

haha rrrobyn i do this too. i rationalised it with the fact that pieces of notepaper is lighter and thus easier to carry around.

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 11 December 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

apparently I "look serious" when I'm making out with a date, as one pointed out recently. sorry, I left the clown makeup in my other suit.

Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Monday, 12 December 2005 04:27 (twenty years ago)

i was reading this thread this morning trying to come up with something weird I do and was drawing a blank. I went shopping later and realized whenever I pick up an item off a store shelf then put it back on the shelf, i pat it three times. pat pat pat.

sunny successor (katharine), Monday, 12 December 2005 04:34 (twenty years ago)

I can't go a month without completely re-arranging the furniture in my room, which I hadn't really thought of as strange until people started saying "Argh, you've changed everything again!" I'm like this with the files and desktop on my computer, too.

melton mowbray (adr), Monday, 12 December 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

I also bounce when I walk, or at least I suspect I would if I weren't constantly on guard against it. The school bully called me on it in 9th grade (he actually mimicked me doing it, humiliatingly) and my life has been a hell of walking self-consciousness ever since. I think it's a stubby legs thing.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 12 December 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

i don't have stubby legs :( i keep my bouncing under control these days. ironically my docs (worst shoes i've ever owned for comfort) seem to entirely prevent bouncing.

jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 12 December 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

Writing what appears to be every fucking little thing down on pieces of notepaper, etc.

Yeah, I do that also and I have a notebook! More than one, in fact! I keep having to rip pages out of them to make stacks that I can make organized computer files out of, because I wind up jotting things down in no discernable order.

Chris F. (servoret), Monday, 12 December 2005 05:35 (twenty years ago)

i think i get this from my dad, but i always smell my food before i eat it-- not just a subtle sniff, but, like, hold it under my nostrils and *ffhh* kind of thing. not before every bite, necessarily, but definitely if someone offers me something.

poortheatre (poortheatre), Monday, 12 December 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

retorting with, "That's what SHE said" -- so 10 years ago or dud?

poortheatre (poortheatre), Monday, 12 December 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

and i look over people's shoulders during conversations, at nothing at all, and for no real reason other than an indefinable sense of insecurity and nervousness.
I do this too. I blame working in a shop, where I always have to keep one eye on what's going on around me, in case someone's trying to nick something. But really I'm just uncomfortable holding eye contact with people.

My husband pointed out to me recently that I need a major and dramatic life change every six months or I get really, really bored. Since he pointed it out to me, we've managed to whittle down 'major life change' to something smaller like holiday, new phone, rearrangement of furniture or similar, which is good because in the past I've left partners, moved house, changed jobs, etc. I think I'm getting better.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 12 December 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

sleeping with bedroom door shut = more likely to hear any intruders coming into your room through the night!

cozen (Cozen), Monday, 12 December 2005 09:26 (twenty years ago)


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