How did dinosaurs have sex? How do birds / reptiles have sex?

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Well?

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

ask yr mom

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

She said to ask you, blount.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

the prehistoric penis and the prehistoric vagina.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:30 (twenty years ago)

have you ever seen two giraffes having sex? funniest. thing. ever.

emsk ( emsk), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:31 (twenty years ago)

Dinosaurs laid eggs. T-Rex's would often tread on them by accident. Life was tough back then.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Most birds don't have a phallus, or any external genitals to that effect. They have these things called cloacas that work both as a shit holes and as genitals - they merely rub the holes against each other.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:32 (twenty years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird#Reproduction

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

zing!!

reptile mating

bird mating

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

Diplodocus was the dream lover of the jurassic period.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:33 (twenty years ago)

Haha, reading that Wikipedia article, "cloacal kiss" is now my new favourite expression.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:34 (twenty years ago)

True Fact: 8.33% of SAVANT readers who found the magazine via results given from a search engine came here by searching for "Dinosaur Porn."

ratty, Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

have you ever seen two giraffes having sex? funniest. thing. ever.

i bet they start with.. a bit of necking.

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:37 (twenty years ago)

Domestic animals start with a bit of heavy petting.

ratty, Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:48 (twenty years ago)

Too bad those dinosaurs and dragons only had one penis.

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 22 December 2005 10:49 (twenty years ago)

What, between them?

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 22 December 2005 11:06 (twenty years ago)

Yes! It's in a museum now.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 December 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rbgilbert.com/images/whalepenis.jpg

StanM (StanM), Thursday, 22 December 2005 11:12 (twenty years ago)

What, between them?
-- mark grout (mark.grou...), December 22nd, 2005 11:06 AM. (mark grout) (later) (link)

lucky pierre?

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 December 2005 11:23 (twenty years ago)

OMG @ that whalepenis pic!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 22 December 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

"this exhibit is the pride of our museum"

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 22 December 2005 12:20 (twenty years ago)

When a man dinosaur and a lady dinosaur love each other very much ...

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 22 December 2005 12:27 (twenty years ago)

I am working as an assistant teacher, at the moment, and my science class (they're 12 years old) are obsessed with the question of how birds have sex. Every lesson they ask. I have fobbed them off, so far, but the truth is I didn't know. Next term I will tell them about the cloacal kiss.

Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 22 December 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

now since it is widely thought that birds descended from dinosaurs, did dino-phalluses have feathers?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Cathy, I can try and find that picture of the duck with the 54cm-long penis again if you like?

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

I had to explain to my 20-something step-daughter how chicken eggs get fertilized, what with that hard shell and all. And to my son, who was of the opinion that all eggs were fertilized and therefore suspect (and not edible). The "hens will lay an egg for every 12 or so hours of light they get, regardless" fact was a shockah.

Jaq (Jaq), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)

Following on for my request for a website with pictures of all possible combinations of different breeds of dog, I'd also like a site which shows how all types of creatures copulate. Surely this already exists? If I ever get real rich I'll spend my days making the internet a better place by creating them myself.

Affectian (Affectian), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Haha, thanks Mark, always on the look out for good teaching aids. I'm not very good with metric measurements, but I'm unnerved anyway.

Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

Just under two feet - longer than the duck itself. And all twisty and funny. If only I could justifiably search for "duck penis" in the office.

Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

I can!

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/argenduck.jpg

42.5cm.

X-post!

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

I'm slightly obsessed with whether or not pigs' genitals are all curly, thus difficulting the process, but I haven't got round to typing 'pigs cocks' into Google yet for some reason.

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

http://binnes.funhumour.com/images_visiteurs/264.jpeg

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

one of my favorite family fodder songs is "Dinosaur Sex"... wish i had the lyrics.

favorite line:

"Dinosaur Sex! You make me feel like a Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

m.


msp (mspa), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

The authors write that this species is "promiscuous and boisterous in their sexual activity", which means that there is likely to be stiff competition by drakes to be the father of ducklings.

oh man

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

How did dinosaurs have sex? Ponderously.

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

I don't believe this duck-penis thing even for a second.

Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)

Have you ever seen sheep shit?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

it's not polite to watch

ken c (ken c), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

It's funny, it looks like candy falling off a candy machine.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

That's not food, not even in Finland!

Gatinha (rwillmsen), Thursday, 22 December 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

not quite sure how this will add to the debate, but here goes:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article2500236.ece

The terrifying velociraptors that ripped apart everyone they could catch in Jurassic Park should have been given feathers by the director Steven Spielberg.

Researchers now say that the dinosaurs, which leapt into the public imagination when they were featured in the hit 1993 film, were misrepresented. After analysing fossilised bones they have discovered that the velociraptor was not the smooth-skinned creature portrayed in the film, but had feathers.

The discovery means that as well as being more decorative than the creatures that appeared in the film they could have been an even more terrifying predator because the feathers would probably have been improved their manoeuvrability.

Scientists have suspected for several years that velociraptors were feathered beasts, but only now have they been able to identify what they believe is conclusive proof. Close analysis of a velociraptor forelimb unearthed in Mongolia in 1998 reveals that quill knobs were present on the fossilised bone. Quill knobs, which are found on many modern bird species, are where the flight or wing feathers are anchored to the bone by ligaments.

“A lack of quill knobs does not necessarily mean that a dinosaur did not have feathers,” said Alan Turner, of the American Museum of Natural History, and the lead author of the study. “Finding quill knobs on velociraptor, though, means that it definitely had feathers. This is something we’d long suspected but no one had been able to prove.”

Velociraptors had short forelimbs compared with modern birds’ wings, which has led researchers to conclude that they were flight-less but had probably descended from an extinct creature that had been able to fly. That the velociraptors had retained at least some feathers suggests that they continued to have a role, even if not for flight.

The researchers said that one of the most likely functions of the feathers was to display to other velociraptors, perhaps in courtship rituals or as a show of strength against aggressors. Other functions could have included use as a shield to protect eggs, a temperature control to prevent the dinosaurs from getting too hot or cold, or to help them to manoeuvre while running.

Mark Norell, one of the researchers from the American Museum of Natural History, said: “The more that we learn about these animals the more we find that there is basically no difference between birds and their closely related dinosaur ancestors like velociraptor. Both have wishbones, brooded their nests, possess hollow bones and were covered in feathers. If animals like velociraptor were alive today our first impression would be that they were just very unusual looking birds.”

The fossil analysed for the study came from a velociraptor that was estimated to have been 5ft (1.5m) long, 3ft tall and weighing 33lb (15kg) when it died.

The research was a joint project of the American Museum of Natural History, New York, and the Field Museum, Chicago. In their report the authors say: “We present direct evidence of feathers in Velociraptor mongoliensis based on the presence of quill knobs on the posterior forearm. Their absence does not necessarily indicate a lack of feathers. Their presence, however, is a direct indicator of feathers.”

The six quill knobs were found spaced about 0.16 inches (4mm) apart and the researchers estimated that the limb would have had 14 secondary feathers on the forearm, similar to the 12 in Archaeopteryx, which is the earliest known bird.

latebloomer, Sunday, 23 September 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

> How did dinosaurs have sex?

Casual Encounters listings on craigslist

Oilyrags, Sunday, 23 September 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

The terrifying velociraptors that ripped apart everyone they could catch in Jurassic Park should have been made to look much, much gayer by the director Steven Spielberg.

ghost rider, Sunday, 23 September 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

Sexual reproduction, not same-sexual reproduction.

libcrypt, Monday, 24 September 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

all this birds are dinosaurs talk reminds me of how vicious and annoying my ex-girlfriend's cockatiels were. let's just say, I LIVED YRASSIC PARKE!
m.

msp, Monday, 24 September 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.killbotalpha.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/trexfuck.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 14 July 2008 06:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/MUJA_04.jpg/450px-MUJA_04.jpg

latebloomer, Monday, 14 July 2008 06:21 (seventeen years ago)


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