the mongrels don't want to play like that, they just want to talk to the sheepfuxors

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― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 22 December 2005 13:23 (twenty years ago)

and the mongrels say "what do you meeeeeeean?"

OK, detail your $mas plans. I am going up the country, canned heat-style, with the rest of the family to visit the central victorian relatives. I am just not interested in going, to be honest. but you do what you gotta. then I have to come back down and work next wednesday and thursday. thankfully I get the week after off.

(that reminds me, is there a FAP while kate's down? I'll have to holla at adam, I dunno if he even comes here any more.)

― waldo jeffers scenario (haitch), Thursday, 22 December 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

How is there only one response, you chatterboxes?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 22 December 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

maybe its achristmas thing. everyone is getting drunk or something. where in the states are you again?

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

NW Georgia.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

is that the only place youre visiting? friends there?

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

My girlfriend's family live here.

We'll be visiting Atlanta, checking out the surrounds, maybe venture into Alabama.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Thursday, 22 December 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Good Morning!

― The Other Kate (papa november), Thursday, 22 December 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

morning

i am at work an hour earlier than usual. this is what giving up caffeine seems to do to me

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 22 December 2005 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Ick, especially on a Friday. What's going to become of you?!

― The Other Kate (papa november), Thursday, 22 December 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

i.. don't know!

actually i'm hoping to leave earlier than usual today. i have a potentially very stressful evening ahead

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 22 December 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)

"How is there only one response" he says at TWO AM ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 December 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I noticed that. I thought what do you expect Mikey, we've all gone sleeps.

― The Other Kate (papa november), Thursday, 22 December 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

donut anyone?

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4428396707

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 22 December 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

is it too early for a beer?

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 22 December 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

NO!

I just got to work and I already want to leave. Seriously, I have farkin nothing to do, I'm only here for the apparent brekky we're having in an hour.

Anyone wanna go for a drink later this arvy? I have to go to the Sony shop and stuff but apart from that nowts on.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 December 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

i have so much to do today :( dangit

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Thursday, 22 December 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Im gonna shop and then go to e55 for drinks with Kristin later today, hopefully. If not, I'll just grab some goon or somethign and go home.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 December 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

Hullo mongrels. Has anyone on this bitch ever heard "exo" as a slang word for "excellent". I'm told it's apparently Australian slang but it can't be too widespread, surely?

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

sounds a bit perthy. they say 'mintox' too

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

also: 'untold'

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

My dad says exo, but only in recent years and Ive NFI where he picked it up from.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

'mintox', now that is a singular expression.

Yesterday, to my amazement, I discovered there was such a thing a dinosaur pr0n.

― ratty, Friday, 23 December 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

I knew a girl who said it as an interjection. I think it might be an Xtian thing, if you google it you get "THE BIG EXO DAY" or something which is a j3sus thing, and this girl was a youth group type, def. Aside from her, I've never come across it.

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

does jesus often google himself?

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

Does he do anything else?

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Does he do anything else?

why yes– apparently he spends all day, every day, loving me! an unmusical man with a tamborine and a shady past told me so!

― estela (estela), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

You can love someone while googling yourself. Some people google themselves while doing all sorts of things online.

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

God runs google, so jesus is just checkin' to make sure dad's bigging him up like he should be.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 418,000 for googles lovingly. (0.38 seconds)

!!!

― estela (estela), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

GOD I AM BORED.

God, I am bored. *travel scrabble appears in my hand*

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

Gonna go to e55 a bit later, anyone upfer?

(is it open this early in the day?)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

i'd love to but i have to stay clearheaded today. if i have any hope of saving my relationship at all my chance is tonight.

*scared*

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

get drunk Jim, otherwise you'll overthink things!

*nb: this advice might not actually be sensible

― kit brash (kit brash), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

oh dear Jim :/ Well, whatever happens, look after yrself and I'm only a call/sms away if you need a chat or rant or wibble :)

Cya later bastards, I'm escaping this airconditioned nightmare!

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

lucky trayce

i'm outer here around 3 i reckon

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

haha i've been overthinking things for the last 2 weeks! bit late now :-/

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 23 December 2005 00:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm just updating my website. Very dull.

― The Other Kate (papa november), Friday, 23 December 2005 01:05 (twenty years ago)

my computer at home is dying. i have to use my dell, which is ok i suppose, bit slow. i think my hard drive controller is nanged

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 23 December 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

I have just written two good sentences. I need another 1400 words like them, really soon, or I'm going to be so depressed for the weekend.

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 23 December 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/information/lists/blackboard_underpants.jpg

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Friday, 23 December 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

I had to write lines a lot at high school for constantly forgetting my sports uniform....accidentally on purpose.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Friday, 23 December 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

what are you writing ed? We'll help you!

― ratty, Friday, 23 December 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

Oh, a tepid assignment. I've until the end of the year, but I really need to get it out of the door by 5pm or I'll be at it all tomorrow rather than doing... something more fun that I've tentatively planned. Ahem.

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 23 December 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

Speak for yourself. Schools out for summer, schools out FOREVER!

xpost

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Friday, 23 December 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

off to BBQ. later duders!

― waldo jeffers scenario (haitch), Friday, 23 December 2005 02:04 (twenty years ago)

I'm currently away from my local palace of education until February and I'm off work from today to Jan. 10 (and I might not return if I get that other job I want).

So I'm going to do what I've been dreaming of for months: BLOODY NOTHING

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Friday, 23 December 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

half yer luck

― ratty, Friday, 23 December 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

i work tomorrow - then - I PARTY

― jellyblubbr, Friday, 23 December 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

but i wish i could do NOTHING. weeks of NOTHING. it is my ambition.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Friday, 23 December 2005 06:01 (twenty years ago)

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North Melb be v close to CBD anyway so maybe CBD is best and fairest on ground option err why am I talking like a footy commentator.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 01:45 (twenty years ago)

under the red hair you are secretly broooooooce mcavaney, admit it.

― speeeeeeeeeecial buffalo stance (haitch), Monday, 23 January 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

Lemme tell you, if Bruce McAvaney shows up to FAP instead of Trayce, I am going to get violent.

― edward o (edwardo), Monday, 23 January 2006 02:18 (twenty years ago)

So will everyoen else, cos like, I'll have piked again in that case innit. ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 02:53 (twenty years ago)

there are a couple of nice bars in north/west melbie, perhaps we could be creative?

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 23 January 2006 03:23 (twenty years ago)

I dont know that area *at all* :/ I'd get lost! hehe :(

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 03:27 (twenty years ago)

George the Animal Steel rates Doomfoxx on the rolling metal thread. Blimey. Perhaps this stuff sounds better in the cooler air of the US.

― ratty, Monday, 23 January 2006 03:54 (twenty years ago)

maybe it's like that old thing about american car design: doesn't travel.

― controversial buffalo stance (haitch), Monday, 23 January 2006 04:19 (twenty years ago)

excellent bit of feedback we just got:

"whoare you peolpe and what do you want. i do not understand why you contact
me"

― controversial buffalo stance (haitch), Monday, 23 January 2006 04:35 (twenty years ago)

was this from the secret crush?

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 23 January 2006 04:55 (twenty years ago)

I read that at first as (rewriting to illustrate how it sounded in my head) 'Woooarrgh! You people...' and then as 'Whore! you people...'

― ratty, Monday, 23 January 2006 05:10 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha. you'd think our own customers would have a higher opinion of us!

jim why u break haert ;_;

― controversial buffalo stance (haitch), Monday, 23 January 2006 05:34 (twenty years ago)

Where d'you work haitch?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 05:47 (twenty years ago)

dub dub dub dot infoxchange dot net dot ayoo

― controversial buffalo stance (haitch), Monday, 23 January 2006 05:57 (twenty years ago)

ahhh oi seee.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 05:58 (twenty years ago)

my name pops up here and there. I edit the yoof news page!

― controversial buffalo stance (haitch), Monday, 23 January 2006 05:59 (twenty years ago)

I did...OK in today's interview. Too bloody nervous, made one or two mistakes and I don't think I was impressive. But I didn't totally fuck up. I don't know if they'll call back but I hope to God they will.

I drove past Llllleyton and Bec's Adelaide house on the way. Nobody home!

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Monday, 23 January 2006 08:35 (twenty years ago)

hooray for Adelaide beer, it has boozed my brain

we got AWESOME audience feedback this week! someone complaining about broadcasting summat saying that Hitler had massacred Jews, he did not, he just moved Polish and um Turkish? people back to their homelands and then left them alone. did you know that in 5000 speeches Hitler only mentioned the word Jews four times? please do not perpetuate these errors.

five thousand speeches! dude would have had to give one a day for 13 years including weekends.

― kit brash (kit brash), Monday, 23 January 2006 09:32 (twenty years ago)

Hahah the hell? Was this a person wot like, came up and said this at a gig, or...?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 11:04 (twenty years ago)

no, w0rk compiles all the email and phone questions and complaints (and praise!) into a PDF every week or two - I hadn't looked at it for months, and then turned up that total gem on about the second page. you know the Duty Log Mental on Holy Moly? like that, except with eight zillion complaints from pensioners about American pronunciations being used on the radio.

― kit brash (kit brash), Monday, 23 January 2006 11:52 (twenty years ago)

Look what I just took a photo of in our backyard:

http://static.flickr.com/29/90192299_8dd77f6ced.jpg

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

that is very "O RLY?".

― controversial buffalo stance (haitch), Monday, 23 January 2006 14:26 (twenty years ago)

more like O FCK

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 23 January 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

It scared the fuck out of me. I tried to get close but I was concerned the thing would fly up at me and peck me to death.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Monday, 23 January 2006 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Lovely! I love owls.

― ratty, Monday, 23 January 2006 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Some dickheads thought he was tied to the back deck. He just landed on a rope, thats all.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:56 (twenty years ago)

haha yeah i can imagine it would have stayed still while you tied it down :-S

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Monday, 23 January 2006 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Haha... "some dickheads" where?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:02 (twenty years ago)

On flickr.

Check these moronic comments:

ard_an_ri says:

Why this Beautiful Owl is not free to fly kills me
Posted 9 hours ago. ( permalink | delete )

LoveAffair W/Photos says:

why is he tied up? =( He's a cute lil guy
Posted 8 hours ago. ( permalink | delete )

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:06 (twenty years ago)

AHAHAH oh man. You should put a v pointed rude caption to the pic that says "NOTE: this owl is sitting on some rope, not tied down, but some blind morons seem to need this pointed out". =)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:09 (twenty years ago)

Funny you should mention that:

"He's not tied up. Just happened to land on rope we had there. I mean c'mon, you can totally see both his feet are free of the rope!"

Given where the rope is, I would've had to tie this Tawny Frogmouth up by the balls as both his feet are plainly visible.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Monday, 23 January 2006 23:11 (twenty years ago)

Kate, you should start up a website called 'animals in bondage' and start taking pictures of animals who happen to be standing on ropes.

― ratty, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 01:21 (twenty years ago)

I'M BACK BITCHES!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 02:31 (twenty years ago)

So did you end up escaping the SF airport at all? ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 02:33 (twenty years ago)

YES! We caught the BART (their MET) into town and took a cable car down to the Golden Gate area and had lunch, before walking to Fisherman's Wharf. SUCH a beautiful city! We are so moving there!

THEY HAVE IPOD VENDING MACHINES AT THE AIRPORT!

IT SHITS ON MELBOURNE! S-H-EEEEEEEYE-AY-TEE-ESSS ON IT!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 03:12 (twenty years ago)

Yeah but... HILLS! TOO MANY HILLS.

Still. Noice.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 03:21 (twenty years ago)

Ah, but Trayce, that's what the Cable Cars are for! And hell, the Cable Cars are an ADVENTURE! You're SURE you're going to hit someone and the things build up quite a bit of speed. It's an adventure every time you go down to the milkbar!

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 03:34 (twenty years ago)

You can never have too many hills Trayce. Those humps. Those humps. Those lovely ley line lumps.

― ratty, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 03:46 (twenty years ago)

Why have we no picture of Hitlercat yet???

― ratty, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 03:47 (twenty years ago)

http://chocolate.ratemykitten.com/datastore/c1/8c/b/c18c4c315801436be0aaa6cb4ae6fde7.jpg

― Woot, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 03:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.jeexlabs.com/zh.jpg

― Woot, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 03:57 (twenty years ago)

[lame porno gif]

― Joy Benitez, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 03:58 (twenty years ago)

Shit, I clicked on that and I'm at work. ARGH.l

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 03:59 (twenty years ago)

It's a just a woman with her rather thick tongue caught in a oddly shaped wall.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:03 (twenty years ago)

Oh no! I clicked on it again to see if you were right. Haha.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:07 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha. OK now I am NOT clicking on it.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:14 (twenty years ago)

I didn't even have the choice, not having suppressed my images. Gee THANKS. New thread please.

It's a just a woman with her rather thick tongue caught in a oddly shaped wall.
-- She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (kat...), January 24th, 2006.

'Hey baby, would you like to check out my oddly shaped wall?'.

Um, that is the genuine Hitlercat then? I'm a tiny bit disappointed.

― ratty, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:16 (twenty years ago)

Oh, can I start the new thread? I've never done one before.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:20 (twenty years ago)

Go son!

― ratty, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:21 (twenty years ago)

The hot new-ness:

Drinking and piking and drinking and piking; it can only be the mongrels and sheepfuxxors

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:25 (twenty years ago)

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