Drinking and piking and drinking and piking; it can only be the mongrels and sheepfuxxors

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the mongrels don't want to play like that, they just want to talk to the sheepfuxors

I am totally using "oddly shaped wall" as a euphemism for people's bits.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:23 (twenty years ago)

hello again :)

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:25 (twenty years ago)

Hi mongrels. What's the etiquette re: leading someone on that you know likes you when you're kind of on the fence? Is it wrong to suggest doing stuff together because you get along knowing they might want more?

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:26 (twenty years ago)

Depends on if you think theres any chance of you becoming equally as interested in them. If theres no chance at all, then I'd say it's a bit mean.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:31 (twenty years ago)

Let me see if I uderstand you correctly. You're currently sitting on the fence about showing this person your oddly shaped wall?

― ratty, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:33 (twenty years ago)

Yes, that's it exactly. The problem being that I'm a nice guy (YES REALLY) and I don't want to be all leading-onny.

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:36 (twenty years ago)

You can lead a woman to the oddly shaped wall, but you can't make her drink. Sorry.

― ratty, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:43 (twenty years ago)

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh nor more;
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never;
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny;
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into. Hey nonny, nonny.

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 04:48 (twenty years ago)

Only sucky thing about coming home - forgetting about the Potatoes and Onions in one's pantry!

I'm real poor, but I'm up for a FAP soon.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 05:06 (twenty years ago)

ewww potatoes and onions smell pretty bad when they go rotten, in fact I can't quite decide which stink is worse.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 05:10 (twenty years ago)

Potatoes are RANK when they go so off they create binjuice. Onions are just oniony and pervasive.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 05:33 (twenty years ago)

this just in: onions "oniony"

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 05:35 (twenty years ago)

Sheddup youse!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 05:36 (twenty years ago)

Now I have the giggles consarnit.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 05:36 (twenty years ago)

Let an onion go really really off and then get back to me Trayce :)

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 06:06 (twenty years ago)

[lame porno gif]

Huh?

Deleted?

No, wait?

Saved forever?

Alright, then.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e353/Pato06/OGQ0o8NT6bCL2U7sWosU0RggOMkT.gif

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 06:21 (twenty years ago)

g'day.

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 06:26 (twenty years ago)

I keep reading the thread title as drinking and puking, drinking and puking. Which works, I guess.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 06:53 (twenty years ago)

ah trayce. it clearly sez PIKING

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:01 (twenty years ago)

this is my first mongrel/sheepfuxxor thread.
i thought i would get it, i thought i was ready.

maybe i'll try again on the next one.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:11 (twenty years ago)

nein Socken, do you like Pseudo Echo?

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:12 (twenty years ago)

no, i never cared much for them.

in jr high school, this one guy named dj used to argue that they were called ' the pseudo echo' and not just 'pseudo echo'.

what do you think?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:36 (twenty years ago)

definitely no "the"

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:37 (twenty years ago)

hey, does 'nein Socken' mean 'no Socks'? if so, did you used to complain until you met a man with no Feet ('nein Feeten')?

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:40 (twenty years ago)

Fuck I'm tired. NO! MUST STAY AWAKE or it'll be hell getting to school tomorrow.

It's great to be back in Melbourne, in the heat, listening to the Pogues.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:45 (twenty years ago)

heat? you don't know the half of it

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:46 (twenty years ago)

I am praying to my dark Gods to spare me the horror that the weather will supposedly bring later in the week.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:47 (twenty years ago)

greetings from albury!

― Michael B, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:48 (twenty years ago)

walking thru canberra on a sunday afternoon was like the opening scene in 28 days later

― Michael B, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:50 (twenty years ago)

be careful what you wish for, your darks gods might kill you as a 'haha the trick's on you' way of sparing you from the weather, though maybe that's more something that leprechauns would do.

xpost

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:54 (twenty years ago)

that reads grimmer than i meant it to

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:55 (twenty years ago)

and i had my fingers crossed when i typed it and have since sprinkled my monitor with holy water

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:56 (twenty years ago)

hi michael b!

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 07:57 (twenty years ago)

nein Socken does mean "no socks".
i do not choose socks.

i do not lack socks but i do not yearn for them.
i harbor no resentment towards the socked, those that choose socks.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:00 (twenty years ago)

hi estela!

― Michael B, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:00 (twenty years ago)

thinking of pseudo echo made me remember this song- 'pressure sway' the machinations

or is it just machinations?

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:03 (twenty years ago)

nS your attitude of acceptance is wonderful, you could get away with calling yourself zen Socken.

michael b, what are you doing in albury?

i am cooking dinner and have just discovered i am nein tomatoen, which is a blow.

― estela (estela), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:08 (twenty years ago)

correct.. no 'the'

xpost

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:08 (twenty years ago)

for work reasons, estela. i just moved here sunday night. i'm staying at a hotel here with two other irish guys but it's on the company's bill and we should be moving into a house soon. v. quiet during the week here but apparently it gets a bit lively during the weekend and the uni is starting up here again soon.

melbournites, is there a FAPenning sat. week? i'd be on for that.

― Michael B, Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:16 (twenty years ago)

Theres an okay irish pub at the end of dean street, forget what it's acutally called.

Some of the cafes up the other end are okay too. If Cafe Gryphon is still there you should pay it a visit.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:19 (twenty years ago)

Albury! Lord. Worse than canberra!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:26 (twenty years ago)

Seen on a sign in Albury:

"Welcome to Albury. Keep going, you're almost to Melbourne".

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:28 (twenty years ago)

Haha :) Thats like my dad's old saying "the only good thing that comes out of Melbourne is the Hume hwy"

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:31 (twenty years ago)

Conversely, on a sign in Wodonga:

"Welcome to Wodonga. Enjoy driving past us."

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:35 (twenty years ago)

Nobody told my parents. I lived there for 13 years.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:45 (twenty years ago)

I have been places, seen things that make Wodonga look like NYC.

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 08:47 (twenty years ago)

Where? Leeton? :)

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 09:01 (twenty years ago)

*phew* 2 bike rides in one day. i'm farked, but on the upside i don't feel like alcohol at all afterwards..

― jim p. irrelevant (electricsound), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 09:24 (twenty years ago)

that's ok, I'll take up the slack this evening. have you lot HEARD that coldplay remix? good god.

― controversial buffalo stance (haitch), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 09:27 (twenty years ago)

My gall bladder's fucking up again, grrr owch.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 09:28 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 951 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Just two layers. One desaturated and contrast upped, other just the orig photo. Adjust the opacity to multiply and Bob's yer distant relative.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 23:35 (twenty years ago)

congrats kate! i would buy your coffee table book

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 00:48 (twenty years ago)

We've got some photos to show you too soon Kate!

― ratty, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 02:48 (twenty years ago)

Not a million miles from what we do. You ripped off our Mastermind idea, watch us rip off your bathing belle thing! Two can play at that game. Literally, in the case of Mastermind.

― ratty, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:05 (twenty years ago)

Sounds interesting. Can't wait to see!

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:11 (twenty years ago)

Did I ever actually post any of the me n nick mastermind pics?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 03:24 (twenty years ago)

You fuckers don't go and see any bands, you just make up their names and the venues you see them at off the top of your heads. IT'S NOT FUCKEN IMPRESSING ANYONE.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:49 (twenty years ago)

I'm going to go and see Fucked Dalek at the Vulvatarium tonight, five bucks entry, but none of you can come because you're not cool enough.

― The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 06:51 (twenty years ago)

For those interested (no-one), A band I'm in will be playing at the Tote (Collingwood) at 9pm tomorrow, and at the 'Pop Shop', 18 Corrs Lane, City on Saturday. The Saturday gig is with Go Genre Everything, who are good, so you should at least go to see them.

― S- (sgh), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 07:18 (twenty years ago)

mikey man i saw them last year heavy silicon band yeh? man i was sooo fuxxored up on ruskie vodka that i slept with the bass player

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 07:19 (twenty years ago)

Was he a slap bass player though thats what I want to know.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 08:11 (twenty years ago)

When I play the bass, I don't so much slap it as spank it. Slap bass players are teh suxxor.

― edward o (edwardo), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 08:17 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, that's right, half of quackstep duo Cunt Lizard, you know, on Spackaphonic Records?

― Mike Stuchbery (Mike Stuchbery), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 08:45 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha Mikey you know the real joke is that there really IS a heavy silicon scene in the ACT (not Sydney) - . Google "heavy silicon" and "alien headspace" and find out! Metal Pr0ng, though, is a complete fabrication.

Did I ever actually post any of the me n nick mastermind pics?
-- Trayce

No ma'am you did not. So... peg us with some j's.

― ratty, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 08:59 (twenty years ago)

etc I'm not sure about the lounge crowd to be honest, I only ever seem to go there when the kitchen's open! (which is a different vibe, obv.)

ajax is a fairly straight-up electro dude. here's the tracklist for recent mix of his (tiga did the other half).

sasha I might try and make it to the tote tomorrow night if I can keep my eyes open beyond 8-ish.

― armalite roffle (haitch), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 11:57 (twenty years ago)

hmm, saturday night popshop is definitely a possibility

just saw eight songs worth of raveonettes for free. awesome stuff.

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 12:49 (twenty years ago)

Gimme a yell and I'll doorlist youse.

― S- (sgh), Wednesday, 1 March 2006 13:04 (twenty years ago)

ah, ta for the tracklist. hmmmn. black strobe for me, I think.

already booked for thursday seeing f4bulous d1amonds/HT RK/l0ve of d1agrams w/my least favourite can vocalist (after going to the queer film fest opening party as a +1; free champers!); wish i cld make yr thing Sasha! & saturday going w/people-i'm-staying-with to midn1ght juggern4uts.

had the "king's trophy" at souvlaki k1ng earlier tonight. oh, my aching guts.

― etc, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 13:59 (twenty years ago)

also: d'ya reckon i shld buy an opshop boilersuit/coverall & tailor it?

― etc, Wednesday, 1 March 2006 14:10 (twenty years ago)

Yes!

We're in danger of slipping off the new answers page. I would like to bitch that there are too many people sharing my office now, particularly on Thursdays, when I am in all day. CRANKY FACE, etc. The good computer is thus taken and the arrow keys DO NOT WORK on this one. FEH.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 2 March 2006 01:54 (twenty years ago)

Also I'm having chest pains, in the heart-al area. Should I be panicking?

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 2 March 2006 02:01 (twenty years ago)

any aches in left-side of body?

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Thursday, 2 March 2006 02:24 (twenty years ago)

No. It's just in the chest. Kind of stabby, but irregular in duration and frequency.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 2 March 2006 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Dunno. If it feels worse than ordinary household heartburn it might be worth getting checked out.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Thursday, 2 March 2006 02:31 (twenty years ago)

Stress can do it, but yeah get it checked - Nick and I have both had chest pains and while I reckoned his was smoking, he had an ECG and it was fine, stress can make the rib muscles spasm.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 March 2006 02:59 (twenty years ago)

Argh. Not stress. I have a really, really massively important deadline tomorrow, plus a housewarming, a tournament and a mardi-gras piss-up this weekend so I CANNOT MISS SAID DEADLINE.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:05 (twenty years ago)

Yesss.. not stressss ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 2 March 2006 03:26 (twenty years ago)

The study week is over! Tonight, time to do...uh, Fringey stuff.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 2 March 2006 04:23 (twenty years ago)

teasing it? brushing it? cutting it orf?

― armalite roffle (haitch), Thursday, 2 March 2006 05:14 (twenty years ago)

peering through it

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 2 March 2006 05:25 (twenty years ago)

I read that as "peeing" and was all, like, they be takin' a cavalier attitude to hair care down in the ADL.

― armalite roffle (haitch), Thursday, 2 March 2006 05:33 (twenty years ago)

YOU FOOLS MUST UNDERSTAND THE ADELAIDE FRINGE AND ALL THE FUN STUFF THAT HAPPENS WITHIN LIKE CRAZY ART GARDENS AND CONSUMPTION OF COOPERS

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Thursday, 2 March 2006 05:45 (twenty years ago)

now that i can get down with

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Thursday, 2 March 2006 05:47 (twenty years ago)

I read that as "peeing" and was all, like, they be takin' a cavalier attitude to hair care down in the ADL.

I read this and I thought that ADL was a euphemism for the oddly shaped wall area, hence "peeing" through it. On that full circle note, perhaps we should have an new thread eh?

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 2 March 2006 06:30 (twenty years ago)

Does ADL stand for Advanced Dick Length? :)

Yes, new thread, who will do the honours?

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Thursday, 2 March 2006 09:06 (twenty years ago)

Esteban Buttez~! TIME TO SHINE ON ILE, BROTHER.

― edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 2 March 2006 09:09 (twenty years ago)

so is thwere one? its friday nite mongs...

no, wait - its thurs night mongs!!!

― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Thursday, 2 March 2006 10:56 (twenty years ago)

There isn't one yet. Perhaps you should do teh honours, gaz. Or you, Kate.

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 3 March 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

etc I think I might try and get to black strobe tonight also. see you dere, possibly!

this thread's been a bit quiet today.

― armalite roffle (haitch), Friday, 3 March 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

i'm working and being stressed :(

but soon: THE WEEKEND

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 3 March 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

i have accomplished absolutely nothing on my 2nd-to-last-day-proper in melbourne other than buy a george saunders book from basilisk & chow down on gelato & pizza & beer w/people. oh well, BLACK STROBE TONIGHT! um i'll be the person on the dancefloor who looks most like ivan smagghe, ie andrew wk.

feeling any better, edward?

― etc, Friday, 3 March 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

hey wait s4sha, yr over in NZ in a week & want to um find BCM cds or meet CK?

― etc, Friday, 3 March 2006 07:39 (nineteen years ago)

My eyes are sore today. Not going to housewarming, but am hoping to be better for mardi gras piss-up tomorrow. Have been unfathomably cranky and rude to people today.

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 3 March 2006 07:57 (nineteen years ago)

hey wait s4sha, yr over in NZ in a week & want to um find BCM cds or meet CK?

-- etc (et...), March 3rd, 2006 6:39 PM. (later)

Among other things, YES!

― S- (sgh), Friday, 3 March 2006 08:05 (nineteen years ago)

I did a shoot with my brother today

http://static.flickr.com/36/107191515_903d19105a.jpg

Fun!

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Friday, 3 March 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

My god, Kate, that is just... I never thought I'd be the kind of guy who squeals about how amazing the colours on something are, but damn.. it's like a hallucination or something. Are you doing anything after Easter when I'm up in The Brisbane next?

― edward o (edwardo), Friday, 3 March 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Don't think so! :)

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Friday, 3 March 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

boy howdy, kate! like some pierre et gilles fantasia.

just got back from black strobe - um, full-on live band w/crazy hypnotic house drummer, keys/guitar/bass guy w/sisters of mercy t-shirt, & arnaud rocking the tru goth vox stylings + occasional laptop & keys excursions. fuck! all thee tracks, big ups their "chemical sweet girl" & "bright shining star" & esp. "the abwehr disco". was like a slayer show or something!

um haitch, if you were there, i was the guy up the front w/the teenage mutant ninja turtles "turtle weekend" tee w/the east-european-looking girl in a red dress. her g/f worked downstairs, ie free booze, hurrah. the dj on before black strobe played some sort've remix of "all i ever wanted" by the human league! secrets! didn't think anybody else loved that album!

― etc, Friday, 3 March 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

New thread someone pleeeze! I did one recently, it's not my turn. PS glad that heart pain thing wasn't something serious ed. ADL can cause such complications.

― ratty, Friday, 3 March 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

Mongrels/Sheepfuxors: Too apathetic to start a new thread

There it is.

― She's been known to sleep on piles of dry leaves... (papa november), Saturday, 4 March 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

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