WHO IS THE TWO BEER QUEER OF ILX?

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thought prompted by so not gonna and johnson & johnson bully threads

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

you, probably

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

DAGGERS FROM SIMPSON

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

I don't know why, I'm sorry!

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm glad you started this thread. I was worrying it was offensive to even parrot the phrase at all.

Maybe it really is offensive, but now you're the one that will look like a larger douche. haha

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

queer's been reclaimed

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

first off, you don't drink that much & also you're not hirsute xpost

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:18 (twenty years ago)

i would like to suggest that i am.

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:19 (twenty years ago)

i don't get it

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:20 (twenty years ago)

see the so not gonna happen thread, which I am too lazy to hyperlink

― emilys. (emilys.), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:23 (twenty years ago)

yeah there's no fucking way i'm wading through that.

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:30 (twenty years ago)

That was the best thread in months!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:35 (twenty years ago)

it's mostly worth it jess

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:45 (twenty years ago)

sorry, i'm actually off to drink beer. it still works as a social lubricant for me.

― james van der beek (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:46 (twenty years ago)

SUPER BOWL EXTRA LARGE

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

it would be rad if you could buy two beers with your three dollar bill.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 22:55 (twenty years ago)

i've never heard this phrase. fits my reputation but i'm more of a six beer queer.

― Maria (Maria), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:09 (twenty years ago)

It's not a common phrase, rest assured. It's almost as if it was coined tonight.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:22 (twenty years ago)

it actually is a common phrase, at least in america.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:24 (twenty years ago)

i've never heard it, but i'm totally using it now. my roommate is queen of doublefisting.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:32 (twenty years ago)

my roommate is queen of doublefisting.

[xxx_fist.jpg]

― Dan (HEAVENS) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 23:34 (twenty years ago)

I assumed it was "what's the difference between a straight man and a gay man?". I am disappointed after reading that thread, that it's just some guy who takes two beers from the communal supply. On the other hand, that is officially the only readable 500+ post thread.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.trufun.com/gd.gallery/huey.tape.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:33 (twenty years ago)

It's not a common phrase, rest assured. It's almost as if it was coined tonight.

Liking rap music does not mean you are an expert in American slang. Dude.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:43 (twenty years ago)

queer's been reclaimed

When people picked on me as a kid they used "gay" not "queer" so when modern day a go-go homosexuals use it and cite reclamation as a reason, I think well, OK, maybe for YOU, my sweet, but for me it always sounded antique and remote compared to gay and fag and homo, like something only Tennessee Williams characters might say. (YMMV)

So I couldn't really care less about the phrase "two beer queer." Oh I gotta candidate alright, but naming names on ILX ain't worth the heartache.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 00:52 (twenty years ago)

What is the corresponding term (i.e. a homosexual who will have straight sex when drunk enough to consider it)? Because this happens more often than you'd think, especially with random hookups of lesbians and gay guys together.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:55 (twenty years ago)

Someone link to the thread already.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 01:59 (twenty years ago)

???

Two beer queer (where I'm from) means someone who's sloppy wasted after two beers. The only reason they're "queer" is because, you know, homos are lightweights AMIRITE?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:10 (twenty years ago)

I don't understand Huey Lewis' shirt. Was he actually advocating imprisonment for home taping, or decrying the imprisonment of people who tape records?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 02:21 (twenty years ago)

gbx, i consulted with my roomate and she agrees with this interpretation

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 05:50 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, fo' sho'.

― ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!! (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 05:51 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

this needs to be a poll

― gershy, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

WHO IS THE TWO BEER QUEER OF ILX? [Started by j blount (papa la bas), last updated 38 seconds ago] 1 new answer
WIRE BABEZ POLL (dudes edition) [Started by horseshoe, last updated 45 seconds ago] 66 new answers [POLL closes: March 27]

― omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

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