g spot vibrator advice, plz

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i've been thinking about buying a new toy, because i've never had a g spot orgasm, and they sound rather fun.

it seems like you can find all sorts of crazy contraptions if you're willing to spend lots and lots of money, but i'm, uh, not. so these are the two i've been considering:

http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/new/DG215800

http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/vibrators-g-spot/DG215790

advice on vibes? stories of g spot discovery/fun? help me out!

― contemplatingtoypurchase (julesbdules), Thursday, 2 February 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm haven't had much experience in this area all thought that second one looks interesting. (but fat though, isn't it?)

I've heard this is good for g-gals but it doesn't vibrate:

http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/dildos-hard/LN364450

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, i'm leaning toward the first one i listed. i've heard that this is a good one (another non-vibe), but so expensive!

http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/dildos-g-spot/LN357390

― Juulia (julesbdules), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Luna to thread. She's got a PhD in this.

― Je4nn3 Æ’urÂ¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

I got no dog in this fite.

― andy ---, Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

Fifty bucks seems like a lot to spend on an experiment. The glass bulb model seems like it's more for the enthusiast. I'd go with the first link you posted, because of this:

The strong vibration at the tip makes for great clitoral stimulation as well.

So even if you lose, you win.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

Also, in my experience, fifteen dollar vibrators are juuuust right. Spend $50 on a sex toy, and you end up with some complicated jelly french tickling thing that is fun for about ten minutes, and then sends you back to your old reliable vibrator to finish off.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

keenan has practical advice re: the first one but is off on vibrators I think! The cadillac of vibrators served me well for years and was well worth the bucks:

http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/DE280030

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, with that exception. That thing is a monster. A good kind of monster. Do they make a wireless one yet?

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

All vibrators break within a year, don't they?

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite one was maybe $35, and i know people that swear by some really expensive shit, but i feel much more comfortable spending less on things that seem so variable. you never really know how you're going to like such a thing until you get it....

xp nope, some hold out a bit longer...

― Juulia (julesbdules), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Usually it's just because the metal connections vibrate away from each other after a while. You just have to take it apart and re-align everything. Tin foil works wonders.

Yes, I have done my share of vibrator repair.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, with that exception. That thing is a monster. A good kind of monster. Do they make a wireless one yet?

battery-operated ones are too weak.

The magic wand lasted me about five years then something went wrong with the cord.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

I was just wondering because dealing with a thing that big is difficult enough, and throw a penis in there and it's even more difficult, and then try to keep the cord from wrapping around someone's leg and you have a regular gymnastics routine going.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

(I saw that this thread suddenly had a bunch of answers and my first thought was "I bet Kenan just logged on.")

― Dan (Haw) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I shall stay mum on this. Privacy in some things is good. ;)
xpost

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

kenan you are so proud

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

Take notice everyone: I have had sex.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

with machines?

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

and flesh, too. The combination is excellent. It's like when the Borg grafted skin onto Data.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

i don't really think of tng as being all that sexy.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

thread turning into star trek talk takes away my horny.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

In my household, tng and vibrators are of roughly equal sexiness.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost You're wrong. The Borg queen was a bald, mechanical little hottie. And then there's that scene where she just blows across his skin, and he has a Datagasm. Awesome.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

there goes my hardon.

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

true fact: "paunchy stratego" is latin for "i am not horny anymore"

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Miss Misery OTM, Star Trek talk wilts boners faster than thoughts of mom

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 2 February 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

ile can't let a thread like this die so easily. i don't really care about your hard ons, but c'mon, vibrators! g spot talk!

― Juulia (julesbdules), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

i was looking at this gem instore the other day... i passed, but it might be just what you're looking for.

http://www.goodvibes.com/Item--i-1-3-BA-0501--m-8_27_47.html

― nein Socken (nein Socken), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://hometown.aol.com/cmacmon810/images/troi%20and%20riker.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

When in doubt...

― Je4nn3 Æ’urÂ¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

That's totally Jordan in the hot tub. Really -- he looks just like that.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 2 February 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

keenan has practical advice re: the first one but is off on vibrators I think! The cadillac of vibrators served me well for years and was well worth the bucks:

http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/DE280030

Sam could not be more OTMFM if she was mayor of Vibratown on the vibratingest day of her life. Or something. Also, you can buy a g-spot stimulator that goes with it. Among others.

But yeah, the first one looks good.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 2 February 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

I am not a chick and therefore don't have chick parts, and this doesn't really seem designed to do the g-spot thing anyway, and GODDAMN it's expensive, but...

This rotary number was featured on erosblog, and it looks like it could be highly effective for some stuff.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 3 February 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure which bothers me more about that "rotary number": the crystal-like middle-class split-level-home weirdness quality or the Torque Handle.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Friday, 3 February 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

it kind of looks like a juicer! well, part of it.

― Juulia (julesbdules), Friday, 3 February 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.extremely-sharp.com/es/images/30310.jpg

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Friday, 3 February 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

do those add to life or mana?

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 3 February 2006 05:04 (nineteen years ago)

Damage/Attack +12

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 3 February 2006 07:38 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

I know! I like caffeine -- ok, I need it -- and sugar is ok, but ginseng and caffeine in concert do really weird tweaky scary shit to me. I go into a "g-hole." It's very unpleasant.

-- kenan, Saturday, June 7, 2008 12:53 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 7 June 2008 05:06 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha 'luna to thread'

― akm, Saturday, 7 June 2008 07:04 (seventeen years ago)

what the hell's a g-hole? off to urban dict.

― stevienixed, Saturday, 7 June 2008 12:23 (seventeen years ago)

haha xpost

― omar little, Saturday, 7 June 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

does anyone have a fleshlight??

― phil-two, Saturday, 7 June 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

You don't really expect anyone to answer "yes" to that?!

― snoball, Saturday, 7 June 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)

am0n's post, lol

― deej, Saturday, 7 June 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

You don't really expect anyone to answer "yes" to that?!

well why not? there are ladies here discussing their vibrators - why cant the dudes talk about their vagina-simulators? they look pretty hilarious but also the user reviews on that babeland site make them sound so cumtastic! mouth attachment haha!! someone here has got to have one...

― phil-two, Saturday, 7 June 2008 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

I searched on the Amazon site and got some hilarious "reviews" of it.

― stevienixed, Saturday, 7 June 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

Are there prosthetic bums for people who like anal sex? What what that be called?

― mei, Saturday, 7 June 2008 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

Can't really see how fleshlight would be better than a well-trained, responsive, ultra-lifelike right or left hand here.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 7 June 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

thats why i'm looking for some real-life ilx feedback on it

― phil-two, Saturday, 7 June 2008 22:13 (seventeen years ago)

mayor of Vibratown on the vibratingest day of her life

― am0n, Sunday, 8 June 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n230/jsound/Bucket%20of%20Shit/Yodalove.jpg

― am0n, Sunday, 8 June 2008 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

why

― gr8080, Sunday, 8 June 2008 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

it's times like these that i wish i didn't have eyeballs.

― chicago kevin, Sunday, 8 June 2008 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

why

st1ff bonars

― am0n, Sunday, 8 June 2008 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

XD am0n XD

― J0rdan S., Sunday, 8 June 2008 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.shoelace.org/pics/2008/08-01-2008/Yodalove.jpg

― how do i spud webb (am0n), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:36 (fifteen years ago)

advice, plz

― how do i spud webb (am0n), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

there is no god

― fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:45 (fifteen years ago)

the picture of ms. yoda is in a laminated sheet

― fuck it, we're going to Olive Garden® (Z S), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:46 (fifteen years ago)

WHY CAN I NOT UNWATCH aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

― property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:48 (fifteen years ago)

(lol talk about unfortunate screename time)

― property-disrespecting Moroccan handjob (Trayce), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:49 (fifteen years ago)

Luna to thread. She's got a PhD in this.

― Je4nn3 Æ’urÂ¥ (Je4nne Fury), Thursday, February 2, 2006 1:53 PM

― how do i spud webb (am0n), Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:51 (fifteen years ago)

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