there is no female mozart because there is no female jack the ripper.

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what does that mean?

― 777777, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 06:19 (twenty years ago)

it means camille paglia is a fucking tool!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 06:24 (twenty years ago)

mozart was jack the ripper.

― a.b. (alanbanana), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 06:28 (twenty years ago)

what if Shakespeare had a sister yada yada yada...

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 06:55 (twenty years ago)

It means Eileen Wuornos was responsible for Avril Lavigne.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 07:01 (twenty years ago)

Jackie teh Stripper?

― teh_kit!!1 has 5 friends (g-kit), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 07:04 (twenty years ago)

i thought it was lincoln who was jack the ripper

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 07:20 (twenty years ago)

There is no male Audrey Hepburn because there is no male Beverly Allitt.

― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 11:12 (twenty years ago)

Aldo wins so far.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 11:13 (twenty years ago)

It means Eileen Wuornos was responsible for Avril Lavigne.

Maybe that's why I hate both so much?

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 11:13 (twenty years ago)

The ghost of Laura Nyro to thread.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 11:21 (twenty years ago)

there is no female josh kortbein because there is no female dom passantino

― +++++, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 12:49 (twenty years ago)

cf maryann, kate st claire

― +++++, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

Wow, thanks, it's a great honour to be compared to Mozart, even by a troll!

― Treacle in a Flaming Wheelbarrow (kate), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 12:54 (twenty years ago)

i was comparing you to dom passantino

― +++++, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 13:01 (twenty years ago)

I find some of Mozart a bit fiddly, too many notes, you know? But then again, something like his requium... or his Masonic work - what an honour!

― Treacle in a Flaming Wheelbarrow (kate), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 13:06 (twenty years ago)

abraham lincoln was the ripper

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 13:52 (twenty years ago)

Is that because Abraham Lincoln was had a secretary named Ripper and Jack the Ripper had a secretary named Lincoln, and Jack the Ripper was shot from a bookstore and killed in a theme park, and Abaraham Lincoln has 23 letters?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:01 (twenty years ago)

it's all here:

Abraham Lincoln and Jack the Ripper: One and the Same?

i think i'm going to write a book about it one of these days

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:06 (twenty years ago)

All because of the stovepipe hat?

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:07 (twenty years ago)

There's no female Randy Johnson... thank god.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:12 (twenty years ago)

small things lead to big discoveries

― latebloomer: someone's been drinking my youth! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 14:14 (twenty years ago)

It's complicated and all mixed up with fish and bicycles and whatnot.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:32 (twenty years ago)

there is no female emily bronte because there is no female catherine the great.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:34 (twenty years ago)

there is no female, there is only male and not male

― Yoda-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:35 (twenty years ago)

I thought Sherlock Holmes was Jack the Ripper?

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:37 (twenty years ago)

I find some of Mozart a bit fiddly, too many notes, you know? But then again, something like his requium... or his Masonic work - what an honour!

I find some of Jack the ripper a bit fiddly, too many stabs, you know?

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:38 (twenty years ago)

There is no female Jess Harvell because there is no female Ethan Padgett.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

THERE WAS ONLY PERSON IN VICTORIAN ERA: VICTORIA, all others are just extensions of Vicky that we had to assign seperate identities to because our feeble post-Victorian brainz can't handle the ALLENCOMPASSINGNESS of QV EPIC JOURNEY

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2180/keithjessmatos3to.jpg

― +++++, Wednesday, 5 April 2006 17:40 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

HI DERE!

― The Amazing Randy, Thursday, 29 March 2007 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

there is no female jack tripper
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/a0/Jacktripper.jpg

― gershy, Thursday, 29 March 2007 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

...and the obligatory link to this thread:

Abraham Lincoln and Jack the Ripper: One and the Same?

― latebloomer, Thursday, 29 March 2007 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh wait i already link to it up there

― latebloomer, Thursday, 29 March 2007 06:46 (nineteen years ago)

there is no female me because females know better

― latebloomer, Thursday, 29 March 2007 06:47 (nineteen years ago)

It means Eileen Wuornos was responsible for Avril Lavigne.

Best reply evah!

― nathalie, Thursday, 29 March 2007 07:25 (nineteen years ago)

there is no female camille paglia because there is no female camille paglia.

― marmotwolof, Thursday, 29 March 2007 07:54 (nineteen years ago)

A Google Image Search for "female jack the ripper" brings up this:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001DXU.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― braveclub, Thursday, 29 March 2007 09:25 (nineteen years ago)

"female mozart" =

http://www.w3.org/TR/2000/CR-xmldsig-core-20001031/xmldsig-datamodel-20000112.gif

― braveclub, Thursday, 29 March 2007 09:37 (nineteen years ago)

I rest my case.

― braveclub, Thursday, 29 March 2007 09:38 (nineteen years ago)

nine years pass...

interesting strand of thought but we're no closer to finding out the true identity of mozart

― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 November 2016 11:53 (nine years ago)

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