what from your past are you terrified will catch up with you someday?

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especially crimes & lying

― and what (ooo), Monday, 15 May 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Why the hell do you think anyone will honestly answer this thread?

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 15 May 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

to make me feel better?

― and what (ooo), Monday, 15 May 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry I caused all that cancer.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/science/2004-07/gnos-kids-qna3HR.jpg

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

I'd be terrified to think someone found out what I had for breakfast yesterday let alone consider anything more incriminating.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

that time I braided my hair

― stet (stet), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

posting on ILX. can we de-google everything, please?

― scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

You have done much, much worse than this surely?

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

(crospost, obviously)

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

this thread needs (NSFW) added to the title.

― scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

You should pray that no one finds out you said that...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

All those hookers i killed.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

I can't think of anything serious. Maybe a picture of this terrible dress I used to wear with letters and numbers all over it.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

That's when you went down to Alphabet St., then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

nicole i was gonna revive ned's diablo robotico dedication thread but i didnt wanna embarrass you!!

― and what (ooo), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Slacking on music theory and reading.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, please don't.

― The Mercury Krueger (Ex Leon), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

its a pretty lame thread but everyone means well

― and what (ooo), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

the original recording of "Rock Me, Mt. St. Helens"

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Completely blanked out over who Mercury Krueger was, thank you for the reminder!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Can I still be tried for federal wire fraud if I was a minor? I am 24.

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ see thats what im talking about

― and what (ooo), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

i cant be the only person who worries about this 24/7

― and what (ooo), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

you haven't answered the question and what.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 15 May 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

I'm worried my memory will catch up with me.

― Sara Robinson-Coolidge (Sara R-C), Monday, 15 May 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Statute of limitations has run out for me. So no catching up on the embezzlement someday.

― Rebekkah (burntbrat), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

i have no crimes, just weird proclivities

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

I havent changed my electoral address in like 10 years, and I'm kinda worried that I've been called up for jury duty (as well as been fined for a few elections I forgot about) and have some kinda outstanding court case on my head as a result. I guess I'll find out when I update my address for the election...

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:08 (nineteen years ago)

posting on ILX. can we de-google everything, please?
-- scnnr drkly (spami...) (webmail), May 15th, 2006. (scnnr drkly)

OTM. I wish I didn't post here.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

water bill for 2 years. i know it's gonna catch up sooner or later.

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

Being such a slacker all my life, and thus having little if any work ethic to speak of.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

I once murdered frogs and ruined the Elk's CLub party shack spotlight.

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

when i accidentally made biro marks all over someones cream coloured couch while babysitting in their house. The 5 year old saw me do it but it was 'our little secret', i just turned the cushion over.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:27 (nineteen years ago)

Time travelling killer robots.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

Quite a few things, actually.

But if I was scared they'd catch up with me, why would I post about them on a public messageboard?

― I Was Wrong, That Don't Mean You Were Right (kate), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 09:04 (nineteen years ago)

because you want to 'live on the edge'?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 09:15 (nineteen years ago)

something I did ten years ago. but as a good (read:guiltprone) lapsed catholic i've been self-flagellating ever since.

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 09:20 (nineteen years ago)

Something involving a stint in a restaurant kitchen which as far as know had no adverse consequences, but WHO KNOWS?

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 09:48 (nineteen years ago)

Last night, some mysterious person at my restaurant shattered a glass (accidentally, I assume) in the ice bin and didn't bother to clean it up or somehow mark it that the ice was filled with shattered glass. Who knows how many customers, if any, got drinks with glass in them.

I can only imagine how terrified they are that it will catch up. Our restaurant is full of cameras. (No, it wasn't me).

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

"Hey guys, I just killed someone!"

― Dan (Don't Tell Mom) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

So, in summation:

hard crimes: OH FUCK NO I'M NOT TELLING YOU SHIT
soft crimes: oh yeah and this one time i put pcp and pot into a blender with some ice cubes and yogurt and totally made a smoothie which i then put in my ass after which i went out to baker's square and ate all of the pies while singing every song on the like a prayer album in farsi, lol

― Dan (ILE In A Nutshell) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

when i accidentally made biro marks all over someones cream coloured couch while babysitting in their house. The 5 year old saw me do it but it was 'our little secret', i just turned the cushion over.

Yikes. When the parents find out that you and their 5 year old have a 'little secret' you'll have more than biro marks to worry about...

― JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

dinosaurs!

― late to the bloom to the er (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 23:53 (nineteen years ago)

What's a biro mark?

― Rebekkah (burntbrat), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

splooge stain

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:26 (nineteen years ago)

A ballpoint pen mark.

I looked it up.

xpost

― naus (Robert T), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

"ballpoint pen"

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

yeah an ink stain

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

I'm sorry I caused all that cancer.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, May 15, 2006 2:02 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

ILE

― DG, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

how has that not already caught up with you

― max, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:43 (seventeen years ago)

I wish I didn't post here.

-- like murderinging (modestmickey), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 03:43 (2 years ago) Link

― DJ Mencap, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

^^^

― tehresa, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)

I don't think I can possibly outsarcasm my last post on this thread.

― HI DERE, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

Fortunately, my misdeeds always catch up with me real quick.

― wanko ergo sum, Monday, 18 August 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ this - I can't actually think of any crime I've perpetrated that I haven't already been caught and punished for.

― snoball, Monday, 18 August 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha so not saying

mind you, I always half expect to have a child I never knew about turn up on the doorstep someday, not that I actually think there's one out there, but it's not beyond the realms of possibility

― Matt, Monday, 18 August 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

I think everything I've done, ever, is known by everyone.

― Abbott, Monday, 18 August 2008 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sorry i caused all the cancer

― Jordan, Monday, 18 August 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

All that brain cancer, and throat cancer...

TS: "Caused all that cancer" v. "A positive attitude toward menstruation"

― Abbott, Monday, 18 August 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

― carne asada, Monday, 18 August 2008 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

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