Natalie Portman Listens to The Mariachi Band: DC Metro Area Thread 8

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Here we go again.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

Honestly I don't think I've seen a single one of these movies.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

You really aren't missing that much in most cases.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:47 (nineteen years ago)

You guys are beginning to annoy me.

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

O RLY

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

JON DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TO GO TALK ABOUT ENDLESSLY?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

What situation would occur that a cat could bite your cooch, I wonder.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.insna.org/Connections-Web/Volume23/23-1Freeman/Cathy-7s.gif

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ differences between the sexes

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

Cathy either has a some really wet pits or spits when she talks.

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

STOP GAYING UP THE DC BOARD!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, even I've gotta draw the line at Cathy.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

ACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACK

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

YOU PEOPLE ARE LIKE A SECOND RATE VERSION OF CHICAGO

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

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― JW (ex machina), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

ACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACKACK

haha otm

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

you're just jealous your company didn't send you to 133t Ultimate H4xx0r (UH) class.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

STOP GAYING UP THE DC THREAD

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Oh I wanna go see the Muppets exhibit at MoAH! WHO IS WITH ME?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Oh whoa there's a Muppets exhibit?????????????

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, it just opened this weekend! I haven't seen Julia's kitchen yet, either, so I plan to make a multi-pronged assault.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

TOTALLY Q

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah muppet exhibit = how can you go wrong with that?!?

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

OK I'm down.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

It'd be even better if they were done up like at the medical museum. Fozzie in a jar!

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

OKAY CORNY HIPHOP FUXXXXX

12 JUNE 2006
THE BLACK CAT
POEM-CEES/THE COUP
$10
8:30 PM

REPRESENT

― Dan (Awesomes) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

I can make that! Though Monday night, that kinda sucks

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that totally sucks! How am I supposed to justify a weekend trip to see my brother perform that bleeds into Tuesday?

― Dan (Grr Schedule With Me Next Time) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

By pretending your flight got cancelled on Monday and you have to stay an extra day?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH DAN, GROW UP

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

OMG THERE ARE DARK CRYSTAL PUPPETS ON DISPLAY AS PART OF THE MUPPETS/HENSON EXHIBIT!

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Okay I did a GIS on "DING" in response to that idea and got this back:

http://www.infantasia.net/art_work/photos/Ding%20Nicon.jpg

― Dan (???) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

jesus

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

No, I don't think that's him.

― Dan (Please God, Let That Not Be Him) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

NEW WAVE JESUS

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 22 May 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Nice balls, dude.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

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― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

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― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

OMG AND NOW GOD'S CUETEST CREATURE

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 22 May 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

is there really a movie where natalie portman does that, or are we just making shit up now?

― barbarO RLY? (daria g), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

It's from one of the final scenes of Mars Attacks!, Natalie Portman's character (the president's daughter) is the highest ranking government official and stands on the steps of a ruined Capitol with a mariachi band playing the National Anthem. Quite poignant.

― Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

WHO IS XXPOST????

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

huh?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:27 (nineteen years ago)

barbarO RLY?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

is it zack?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

yourjobisyourcredit@eastern.market

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

dude it's daria g wtf

hey guys what does this emoticon mean: XD
???

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:32 (nineteen years ago)

sorry dar1a, i guess i shouldve used the search fct

DONT WTF ME ALLY

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

WTF ME? NO, WTF YOU

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

Skipping 908 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

oh no wait - i mean, ive never had it checked, and i eat pretty healthy, with the possible exception of hunan.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

i just hate to think that the most important things in my life could be taken from me.

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

UR skinny and young so UR fine

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

olives every day you son of a bitch

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

And oatmeal! Lots and lots and lots of oatmeal.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

tom please to post haxxor results, 'k?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Why are you even thinking about this then? I eat crap, smoke like a chimney, drink a ton, refuse to work out, and my left tit gets shooting pains in it but you don't see me being all like worried about it.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)


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― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

honey I don't think pete is in a death race with anyone like we are with the cats

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh.

why not?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

hey guys check this out
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― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh poor stinky

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

He shouldn't feel so bitchy and slighted all the time, his life is 10000x better than his namesake right now. Never forget ;_;

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

what happened to BR today?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

oh dude he like destroyed his face and knees in a motorcycle accident!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

he rode a motorcycle without a helmet, into a car. now he has less teeth, less skin and less mobility in his knee, also possibly less brains but only time will tell!

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

dude he broke his jaw and "sinus cavity," he has less actual face never mind skin.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

breaking yr 'sinus cavity' tends to lead to more face, not less, at least in my experience

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

You broke your nose, not yr left sinus, mormon.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

jesus shit dude

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Why does cat have rat feet??? For realz, I've spent plenty of time around rats and I know those rodent feet when I see them!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

I mean moron but either way.

xpost JESUS SHITS DUDES?? AWESOME!!!!!!!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

q, cos of freaky camera angle, I think

guys I am BORED

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

work is still driving me crazy. hey does anyone have a google analytics invite?

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070908/

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Plot Summary: A reporter who has had an affair with the daughter of the U.S. President is sent to Hungary. There he is bitten by a werewolf... (more)

User Comments: bowling with a werewolf is a howl man!!!! (more)

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

re: Pink Flamingos:

Plot Outline: A family of rednecks and a pair of swingers do battle with one another for the rights to the title "The Filthiest People Alive." (more)

User Comments: Above all, a Baltimore movie (more)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

The juxtaposition is cracking me up.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

bowling with a werewolf is a howl man!!!!

connor?!

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

ask jon, dar1a

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

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― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

this is a day that will never end.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

that looks a lot like my Living Colour hat

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

wow, you just admitted that.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't admit that it has "Not" (or is it "Not!"? or "NOT!"?) handwritten on the underside of the bill, did i?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

wow, dude. wow.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

my mini-storage will be a gift to the world some day

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 12 June 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

I am now a SmartTripper and already feel superior to the paper-card carrying minions.

Why did my favorite sushi restaurant get infiltrated with assholes? I could hear this guy regaling his friends from 5 feet away with gems like this, "She had a pretty face but fat legs." And he was no prize himself!

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

I am now a SmartTripper and already feel superior to the paper-card carrying minions.

gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

I went 30 cents in the hole last night! I felt so privileged

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

That sounds uncomfortable.

For me, a night drinking in the USA simply wouldn't be the same if it didn't feature Ally insisting that it take place in a convenient locale.

I'm so happy.

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

I do it all for you!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

And with that...

http://gifdepot.com/albums/Animals/newthreadcat.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

Geez, I'm gonna post here cause the title of the new thread is a bit NSFW.

Q, I'm doing some weeding and I came across a questionable statement: "Even so, washing after intercourse is at least some precaution against AIDS."

Is there any truth to this? Did I miss the memo?

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, Mary! Do they say what exactly you're supposed to wash?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

Christopher Walken Signs All The Money: DC Metro Area Thread 9

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

actually you guys can keep posting here, that one is just for me to rant on because I hate my entire life and am going to throw myself in front of a bus shortly.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ally there are so many other people you should throw in front of a bus before yourself. Start working on that and I think you'll feel better soon.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

hey, do you guys remember when there were seventy chicago threads on the new answers page?

― ...122 hours of beer (part 2) (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

This book is actually fascinating, "Boys and Sex." It looks like it would be a good book but it is actually a revised edition 1968 book published by the other author of the Kinsey Report. OK, see y'all on the other thread.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

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