Stuff Hanging In Your Cubicle

A roster and schedule for the student workers I supervise.

ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

And that London tube map with all the station stops and line names replaced by musical references.

http://www.hollywoodfiveo.com/archive/issue2/flashback/images/jackson_center2.jpg

Jermaine fucking Jackson. Shirtless. On a Beach. W. T. F.

Is it ironic? Is he gay? Or does he just have questionable taste in music? All of the above?

I DON'T GET IT.

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It's this thing.

Nothing is actually hanging but Duke does perch on my desk lamp or computer monitor provided the cleaning ladies don't knock it off.

Oh dear.

Oh heavens no. :-)

Ned: good! :)

Also, pics of my neice and nephew, a hollywood postcard from my crazy Gwen Stefani-a-like friend in London, and a warning label I made myself that says this:

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Welcome to my little office plot:

1) a photocopy of a People magazine centerfold pic of D. Guest, L. Minelli, M. Jackson, and E. Taylor, all creepy and Addams Family’d out, and D and L’s wedding. Makes a great conversation piece and reminds me that no matter how lame I am, there are loaded celebs who are lamer.
2) Tons of work-related printouts.
3) Photos of me and my wife, me and my wife and our dog, my wife holding yellow roses.
4) A picture of my best friend, Sanjeevani, standing next to another friend, Amal, on a street in D.C. Both appear deliriously happy.
5) A Doonesbury cartoon where Mike is ruminating about how he doesn’t think of himself in the third person anymore even though he’s doing exactly that. In the final panel, we learn that his daughter, Alex, does this.
6) An ad where Darth Vader and the Burger “Have Breakfast With The” King face off.
7) A Baltimore Sun story about a company that manufactures action figures, that talk, of key players in the U.S. White House and Saddam’s since toppled government.
8) CDs and magazines and press releases and dirty dishes everywhere.
9) A fan.
10) A NYT editorial by David Brooks titled “Den of Dreams.”
11) A satirical “Dogs Playing Poker” column from the Orlando Weekly.

DOES THAT SOUND CREPEY?

-Missy Elliott Respect ME gold framed mirror
-Trifold brochure for Burt Glinn Havana Photograph show with smiling applauding cubans
-Beard Papa magnet
-Posters for King Wilkie (those guys have a good design company in Printmafia), Bettye Lavette, Colleen/Hawk and a Hacksaw, Jim White, Uncle Earl and a signed Issa Bagayogo poster.
-Color lifesize photocopy of Ray Charles' 'The Genius Hits the Road'
-Cat in the Hat Seuss cutout.
-Village Voice baseball cap covering ipod stand
-"Happy Guy" hand puppet wearing three pinback buttons, that read "Dance Revolution" "I'm a Cuddler" and "TOP"
-Mr T head rubber stamp
-Hand carved and painted jointed wooden devil figurine
-Sly Stallone 'Over the Top' Action figure
-Plastic Chimpanzee head with black worry rock atop
-Spiderman head on a doily
-14 half inch by half inch pictures of my girlfriend on a white back board with a red "WHIPPED" sticker at the bottom
-Richard D. James face mask
-xerox of a 1964 article in the Greensboro daily news about the effect of The Beatles on public tastees ("It was an orgy for teen-agers")
-Penguin shaped water pitcher
-Star Wars Collectible card of a tusken raider pinned on to the foldout liner notes for Prince's The Hits V. 1
-a picture ripped from a magazine that shows a leggy model wearing a headscarf, an orange ruffled velvet jacket, pink patterned suspenders, mens long thermal underwear and yellow translucent galoshes that has the word "FASHION" scrawled across the front in red and black marker

- says "QUOTE OF THE WEEK"

- picture of Ghostface with microphone

- "When asked about his collaborative, all mp3 mixtape with DJ Green Lantern that's currently burning up the internet, Ghostface told an MTV reporter: I don't know, son. I just be doin' shit.""