Fucking MASCULINIZE soy, gluten, and veggie food

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Cuz the poor people simmering in this thread are pining for sexual equality in vegetarian diets. Boys are too macho to be vegetarian pussies, apparently, and can only justify such a diet by listening to straight-edge eco-veggie-core like Vegan Reich and beat up people who eat rennet, non-free trade honey, and refined table sugar.

Stop the madness.

Make soy and gluten appealing to the Drive It Like You Stole It set!

HAIL SEITAN, DICKWAD!

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Mark Nuckols, a business student at Dartmouth, has begun selling a tofu-like food, Hufu, that is flavored to resemble what he believes is the taste of human flesh.

― Paul Eater (eater), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't it gluten-free that's the thing these days?

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Delicious Baby "Seal" - The "Veal" of the Sea

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

Just make it look like tits.

― Dan (Voila) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

"Pure protein in every bite."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Tofurkeys look like breast implants already.. time to take 'em to the next level.

― ((((((DOPplur)))n)))u))))tttt (donut), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

OMG next time I go to the hippieteria I'm ordering tofu "so rare it's still congealing".

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

THE NEW, IMPROVED PENNZOIL HIGH-OCTANE WHEATGRASS CHUGGER, AVAILABLE ONLY AT RALLY'S

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.nuweb.co.uk/games/files/fpics/a-penis-carrot.gif

― behold, the CARROT PENIS Æ’urÂ¥ (Je4nne Fury), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

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