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last weekend beyonce knowles went to a party in London, and got wildly drunk and was being really bad mannered to lots of people. Including Busted: for some reason, Beyonce just started having a go at the band members calling James Bourne "a geeky", Charlie Simpson "a liar" and Matt Willis "a boring old fart". The boyband were a little upset by the comments but may have thought Beyonce got her just deserts when, moments later, she slipped on a bit of cake and landed on flat on her face, breaking her nose.

"OH NOES!" said geeky james
"Oww nose!" said liar charlie
"Oh, Knowles.." tuts boring old Matt.

Construct long winded bad jokes on this thread

― bored at work obv (ken c), Thursday, 8 June 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

did she really break her nose?

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 8 June 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

That's terrible, Ken. Congratualtions.

(as an aside - you're mod on ILWWE? You've seen this?)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

is beyonce knowles still a thing?

― DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Thursday, 8 June 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

To Jay Z at least.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 8 June 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

oh jesus @ spam

but i've got to say that this was hilarious

please i wanna know what killed him?
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and so on.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 June 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha ha.

I locked the board to unregistered posters as a temp stopgap measure thing. Obv, do whatever you want about it, though.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

omg ken

i've just deleting the spam one by one just now - unless there are quicker ways of doing it!!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 June 2006 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

There isn't, I'm afraid.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

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― Ed (dali), Thursday, 8 June 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

it's what killed eddie

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 June 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok all gone now except for that norco one i kept cos it's the roffles

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 8 June 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

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