Usually, it says something lame and impersonal like, "Beloved husband and devoted father," which sounds like something a reporter might say if you're gunned down in the street.What about if you're a big computer nerd with witty, funny friends? "This guy was the best, AFAIK. One in a million. A+++++++++" Or, "This fuckin' guy, I tell you!" if you hang out with goombas?
― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:46 (nineteen years ago)
― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)
― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)
― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)
― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:54 (nineteen years ago)
― account (account), Friday, 9 June 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)
Either that thread should be locked in your honor at such time or else you're going to save some extra cash to have your gigantic tombstone updated periodically.
― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)
― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:09 (nineteen years ago)
― milo z (mlp), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)
― Ricki Belloni (Pangolino 3), Friday, 9 June 2006 01:14 (nineteen years ago)
― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 9 June 2006 06:46 (nineteen years ago)
i'm going to steal that idea for mine if you don't do it.
― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)
― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 9 June 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)
"I FALED @ LIEF TBH"
― teh_kit has 21 friends (g-kit), Friday, 9 June 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)
or
"ITT a corpse"
― Q('.'Q) (eman), Friday, 9 June 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/Q0BLRDY.jpg
― Wes Brodicus, Friday, 23 March 2018 00:11 (seven years ago)
"He Tried"
― El Tomboto, Friday, 23 March 2018 01:51 (seven years ago)
'Ridiculous.'
― Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 02:18 (seven years ago)
"Should Have Spent More Time at the Office"
― No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Friday, 23 March 2018 02:21 (seven years ago)
"I Regret Everything"
― Hideous Lump, Friday, 23 March 2018 02:34 (seven years ago)
"To know know know him was to love love love him."
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 March 2018 03:02 (seven years ago)
I always liked this quote from Paul Eddington
On 30 October 1995, five days before his death, Eddington made an appearance with Jeremy Isaacs on the television series Face to Face, discussing his life, career and battle with lymphoma.[7] On that show, Eddington said, "A journalist once asked me what I would like my epitaph to be and I said I think I would like it to be 'He did very little harm'. And that's not easy. Most people seem to me to do a great deal of harm. If I could be remembered as having done very little, that would suit me."
― soref, Friday, 23 March 2018 11:34 (seven years ago)
"Vague Out"
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 March 2018 11:41 (seven years ago)
"I Told You I Was Dead"
― nashwan, Friday, 23 March 2018 11:48 (seven years ago)
"He was a lush that hadn't been to confession or taken the host since '84, get this heathen exhumed and thrown into a skip ffs."
― calzino, Friday, 23 March 2018 12:00 (seven years ago)
we're gonna need a bigger tombstone
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:01 (seven years ago)
it's alright, timber is quite cheap these days.
― calzino, Friday, 23 March 2018 12:02 (seven years ago)
'(your name here)' would really freak out the squares.
― Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:02 (seven years ago)
actually timber is pushing the boat out a bit, perhaps a nice square of laminated 'RIP etc, ya Legend!' card with a brick to weigh it down.
― calzino, Friday, 23 March 2018 12:07 (seven years ago)
you could make a pretty good funeral pyre with a stack of pallets
― Cambridge Metallica (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:12 (seven years ago)
I want my body encased in a gigantic lucite tombstone with a speech balloon painted near my head and a dry erase marker dangling from a string underneath.
― Toilet Paper Tube Bracelets -- Super Hero Themed? (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 March 2018 12:14 (seven years ago)