HOLY SHIT - this Myspace 19 year old chick is destined to be rich, famous and influential!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can't explain it.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, I can explain it... that music with those photos.

Plus, these gifs go right with the music:

http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/2368/ya0252ts.gif

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/2772/katty8qx.gif

She's a goddamn 19 year old art directing genius with a good personality. I love her. Oh, why do I have to be 32?

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/2368/ya0252ts.gif

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

god, kids still be straight edging?

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

who cares she'll grow out of it look at the rest of her page and shit

(spoken like a true internet moron: no punctuation)

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

She's so cute and nice--Judging by the sunshiney pics, anyway. I just could stay on her myspace page all day.

Signed,
Fag

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, though, that cat looks like a cool sonic youth video and the flower looks like I'm tripping on acid right now.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is even creepier than that time Momus defended people who abuse animals.

― like murderinging (modestmickey), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:42 (nineteen years ago)

Creepy, pfshhhh, fuck you. Become an individual already. Jesus, if this is creepy, your whole outlook on life must be the view from your fucking playpen.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

nude spock, die in a fire.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Saturday, 10 June 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

plz lock, mods

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Saturday, 10 June 2006 05:06 (nineteen years ago)

TOMBOT, you incredible loser.

Eat an entire bag of shit, then have another. Die from that slowly and painfully, you bignose, bigmouth cunt.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

Here you go, bub-- that missing image from your wedding:

http://www.leaptoad.com/ahp/bronxzoo/bignose.jpg

Way to go, shitsquirt! You really nose how to pose.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 05:51 (nineteen years ago)

WOW

― The Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Saturday, 10 June 2006 06:24 (nineteen years ago)

??????????????????????

― JTS (JTS), Saturday, 10 June 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

What, was that out of line? I'm just trying to have a sweet thread about some sweet kid and sir nosey has to come along and ruin it. Sheez, some people, I tell you!

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

I can't say as much for her friend, Eat A Bag Of Shit, though.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=478459
He's not very sweet.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

this is all about cheneyrove, innit

― kingfish du lac (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 10 June 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

roevwade

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

uri you are a fucking idiot

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

I guess you are no friend of mine!

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

stalking girls on myspace is one thing but posting their profiles on a message board and being a general lecherous fuck is something else entirely

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Wash your filthy mind, retard.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna send this stalker page to her on myspace

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

i am loving this myspace profile so much.

― mts (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

She's a nice kid, right? I guess it just struck me so because at that age I don't think I was that happy-seeming. I was more like her friend "Eat a bag of shit," who likes to get drunk and fuck with people, according to his profile.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

she's vegetarian, straightedge and likes good music. congrats to her parents for raising a decent kid.

― mts (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

i blame your parents, uri

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

likewise, cutty

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

mts, that's actually what I was thinking; that if this was my daughter I would be so proud!

Maybe I haven't checked out MySpace long enough, but everyone there seems to be such a wiseass cynical rebel. This was the first I've seen that was so bursting with optimism. With those simple gifs, though, she actually designed one of the nicest MySpace pages I've seen yet and I do believe she's inspired me to work with stop-motion more in the very near future.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Eat A Bag of Shit is clearly ILMbait

HELLA
Aphex Twin
Glassjaw
Bjork
Radiohead
Coldplay
Saosin
Minus
Scarlet
Deftones
Converge
EdGein
Red Chord
Mr.Bungle
Fantomas
Muse
Terror
Circa Survive
Frou Frou
The Hostage Heart
The Bravery
The Killers
The Bronx

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

as a 20 year girl, I can say with certainty that this is So Fucking Creepy.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

i agree -- grown adults checking out a teenager's profile IS creepy.

― mts (theoreticalgirl), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

It's called randomly clicking friends of friends until you wind up somewhere.

Time to throw off those playpen shackles, people. Free your mind because nobody else can do it for you.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

stalking girls on myspace is one thing but posting their profiles on a message board and being a general lecherous fuck is something else entirely

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Then do yourself a favor and erase that image you created in your own filthy mind, retard.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - aren't myspace profiles public for a reason?

― xave (xave), Saturday, 10 June 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

that is a good song.

― sinful caesar sipped his snifter (kenan), Saturday, 10 June 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

the flower .gif needs to be longer, more frames of it spreading open so, three frames is just too abrupt.

― milo z (mlp), Saturday, 10 June 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

This is the exact same as every other 19-year-old girl on MySpace. Kids these days are all impassioned optimistic straightedge hipsters.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 10 June 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe they will fix the damage previous generations did?

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

i'd be ashamed of my kids if they didn't drink

― timmy tannin (pompous), Saturday, 10 June 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

i'd be ashamed of my kids if they didn't drink

Hahaha, yeah.

― Steve Schneeberg (Steve Goldberg), Saturday, 10 June 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

I am confused as to how she lists "partying" as an hobby of hers without drugs. I guess she means with cakes, party hats and noise makers?

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Saturday, 10 June 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

she likes to party with 32 year old preverts

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 10 June 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

she seems like a nice person

― phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 10 June 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i like her profile. pretty page.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 10 June 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

1. How much time do you spend contemplating new ideas for troll threads? Answer in a ratio of hours to weeks.

2. After all that shit about reg-only being the end of your career, what made you come back? One paragraph.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Saturday, 10 June 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

have we sent this to her yet? can I?

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 10 June 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

please do

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 10 June 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

what exactly turned everyone against this "nude spock"? all the 2001 threads i've read that have posts by him seem rather nice and respectable. where is the thread that broke the camel's back?

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Saturday, 10 June 2006 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

Nude Spock

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Saturday, 10 June 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

done! nude spock has officially embarrassed himself now.

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 10 June 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://nlamw.ytmnd.com/

― John Justen, Penis-melting Zionist robot combs (johnjusten), Saturday, 10 June 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

what exactly turned everyone against this "nude spock"? all the 2001 threads i've read that have posts by him seem rather nice and respectable. where is the thread that broke the camel's back?

-- Q('.'Q) (ï¿½@ï¿½), June 10th, 2006 7:43 PM. (eman)

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Sunday, 11 June 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

nothing lecherous or creepy,
nothing special that I can see
oh yes you can have her charlie
she's a no talent cutie...
yeah yeah yeah
she's a no talent cutie...

― nicky lo-fi (nicky lo-fi), Sunday, 11 June 2006 06:06 (nineteen years ago)

Cutty seems to have difficulty understanding the concept of not stalking people on MySpace.

TOMBOT, I just enjoy being me. I'd say zero contemplation.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 11 June 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

what exactly turned everyone against this "nude spock"?

I wouldn't say "everyone." Most people simply do not care! Then there is this other handful of people who've really gone out of their way to voice how much they supposedly "don't care" and "spend no time thinking about me" who strangely go out of their way to point out when old Nude Spock's come round again. :-) It's fun. Tombot, Allyzay, jblount, ethan are the only ones that I seem to notice giving a shit. Althouth, I have no explanation for why they cling to the name "Nude Spock" except that it was a stroke of genius on my part. It would make a great name for a rock band.

I have made some fun graphics for these people:
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/rolocoaster/revere.gif

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/rolocoaster/crazy-preacherman.jpg

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/rolocoaster/tattletale.jpg

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 11 June 2006 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

what exactly turned everyone against this "nude spock"? all the 2001 threads i've read that have posts by him seem rather nice and respectable. where is the thread that broke the camel's back?
-- Q('.'Q) (ï¿½@ï¿½), June 10th, 2006 7:43 PM. (eman)

-- Q('.'Q) (ï¿½@ï¿½), June 11th, 2006 2:18 AM. (eman) (link)

something like this maybe:

QiGong, Tai Chi, Karate... who does it? Here I am now all revealed (on the NERD thread), and I'm just curious who's going to "try a little harder" next time we spar.... It's a common thing, anyway, amongst people who are trying to be all tough and shit (take all the hormones you want), but since I'm now revealed, I'm just curious who's going to try to be all hard-assed on me (cuz you've got a major beating coming, seriously, if you hit me harder than you should).

-- Scaredy Cat (pushki...), September 1st, 2003 4:57 AM. (link)

Martial Arts in NYC

― reasonable (reasonable), Sunday, 11 June 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

Fun times.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 11 June 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

what exactly turned everyone against this "nude spock"? all the 2001 threads i've read that have posts by him seem rather nice and respectable. where is the thread that broke the camel's back?

Someone plz me a POX of these.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 11 June 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

1. The one where he goes on and on about how disgusting his SO is to him because of the fuzz growing on her teeth from lack of oral hygiene, and how she sleeps 14 hours a day
2. The one where he brought up a google video clip about 9/11 being fake and how the twin towers were brought down via controlled demolition
3. The one he started after that about the same thing
4. Meat for Millar I-III esp. where Ed is getting intense with him regarding his debate style over the health value of animal tissue
5. This one looks promising I guess, if he hadn't started it on World Cup weekend like an idiot
6-10. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS TROLL WHAT AM I DOING

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Sunday, 11 June 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

Actually 6-10 should be any thread he's either started to get at me/ally/blount or that devolved into exactly that after less than 25 posts, besides the aforementioned meat for millar ones.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Sunday, 11 June 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

good times x10.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Sunday, 11 June 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

Who cares if she's 19 -- her profile is an awesome visual spectacle.

― polyphonic (polyphonic), Sunday, 11 June 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

― Dan (Baffling Internets) Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 11 June 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

huh

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Sunday, 11 June 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

fuck this girl, these guys are going to be the real famous ones: http://www.myspace.com/squadup06

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 11 June 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

you forgot nude spock's greatest hit: FUBU FOR WHITE PEOPLE

― seriously, c'mon (dubplatestyle), Monday, 12 June 2006 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

What about "Religion is a waste of life... is that clear?" despite my adamant religiosity regarding Buddhism, Qabalah, health food, secret cabals, etc.? I don't think we can pick only ten.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Monday, 12 June 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/ixamxpoison

― 333333333333 (33333), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-116.vo.llnwd.net/00745/61/18/745368116_l.jpg

I would just like to say that I love all your pics you display, especially the new ones. You are beautiful & voluptious. I have a question, though your very attractive I've noticed that in all your pics you dont smile. And I was wondering if thats done purposely? I would love to see you smile.I think that would compliment those wonderful, stargazing eyes and pouty lips. I'm definetly a big fan of your Myspace. Sincerely Adrian.

― 333333333333 (33333), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-798.vo.llnwd.net/00799/89/73/799373798_l.jpg

u got some biggggggg assss tits girl...wow!!! would luv 2 put my shit between those...

― 333333333333 (33333), Monday, 12 June 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

eurgh!

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 09:28 (nineteen years ago)

I clicked on the link at the top of the thread, and apart from the strobing images probably being able to trigger epileptic episodes, I don't see what's supposed to be so special about it. She seems likeable enough, I suppose (shrugs)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

In my lack-of-defense, I was drunk when I started this thread.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

i can't wait to see you guys on the next NBC Dateline: Perverted Justice or whatever.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

actually the photos have a really nice bleached out quality that makes them look 20 years old. i wonder how she acheived that?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

They look sunny and bleached out, kind of old and new at the same time. I still like them.

― Uri Frendimein (Uri Frendimein), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

actually the photos have a really nice bleached out quality that makes them look 20 years old. i wonder how she acheived that?

Dark blue exclusion layer.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

i'm very disappointed that I sent her this thread and she hasn't bothered to post.

― kyle (akmonday), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

why are yall ignoring my girl?

― 333333333333 (33333), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

fuck some dime a dozen indie rock college girl

― 333333333333 (33333), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

never trust a big butt and a smile...

― something less threatening (heywood), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vbh

― 333333333333 (33333), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

So what the fuck is this correlation between BBW girls and listening to shit indie then? What's the cause, what's the effect?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 13 June 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4677015

I am a Dick! I act like a Dick or an Ass because it weeds out all of the bullshit.. I hate fake people or people with an angle. (you know… people pretending to be people they are not… FUCK!! If you are going to play pretendsies, be something cool like a firefighter or something).... You people know who you are!!! DO NOT BRING THAT FAKE ASS SHIT AROUND ME I WILL RUIN YOUR DAY!!!....... I'M REAL!!! I am 100% real... You get what you see.. If you can deal with my weeding out process we will have a lot of fun...REALLY!!!....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... I built a laser company that specializes Running High Powered Laser Systems… My company runs shows all over Hollywood.. LightSpeedLasers specializes in music videos, movies, TV shows and Major Night Clubs.. I get paid very well for what I do...It is always happening where my laser systems are at.. How cool is that? VERY! ................................................................................................... I am the....LASER NAZI!!!!.............................................................................................................................................LIGHTSPEEDLASERS.COM ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... I also work in the adult video business.. I am a director and a photographer.. I shoot custom content for multiple adult websites.. I love what I do.. I like to think I keep husbands coming home to there wives.. People live out there fantasies with what ever crazy shit I shoot.. AND I HAVE SHOT SOME CRAZY ASS SHIT!!.. Kinda funny and really cool, Sick or not that’s what I do............................................................................................................................................................SmutPeddlerProductions.com

This profile was editted with Pimp MySpace BETA

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

laser nazi

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

husbands coming home to thier wives after happenin' laser parties.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

If I was Mel Brooks and I was making a SpaceBalls Part 2, I would include a scene where the good guys are escaping in their space ship and the bad guys are firing laser beams at them and what's his face says, OH NO, LASER BEAMS! and John Candy in a dog suit says, "Yeah, it might cure my shortsightedness."

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

dude's favorite movie is star wars. you should post that as a comment.

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

but then I'd have to go through the laborious process of becoming his friend and going through his HERCULEAN weeding out process (which probably involves watching his home porn ickiness)

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

is spaceballs jews in space history of the world part 3?

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

if u can deal with it he's really fun, REALLY!

xpost

― grady (grady), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

This is the exact same as every other 19-year-old girl on MySpace. Kids these days are all impassioned optimistic straightedge hipsters.

-- Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 10 June 2006 17:37

crutis ot80

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

maybe she could direct mellow, new-agey mobile phone ads aimed at women with a 70s folk song as the soundtrack.

― pc user, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

So Fucking Creepy.

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 10 June 2006 15:33 (1 year ago) Link

― deej, Thursday, 17 January 2008 08:28 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/YAfO7.jpg

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 17:21 (thirteen years ago)

is that you, Nilmar?

― said the brohaim to the cochise (how's life), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

your myspace pic, I mean?

― said the brohaim to the cochise (how's life), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:28 (thirteen years ago)

its lee fugelsoe obv

www.myspace.com/fugelsoe

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, 6 January 2013 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

four years pass...

19-year-old in 2006: "I create animated bitmaps that evoke the experience of strolling through sun-drenched meadows and enchanted forests"

Nude Spock in 2006: "HOLY SHIT"

19-year-old in 2017: "I have a Tumblr where I repost Rick & Morty memes"

Nude Spock in 2017: [...]

― the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

nude cuck

― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 23 August 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)

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