Is it true that a gay man has never lived past the age of 90?

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Yes, it's true. Many of my gay friends agree with me, but the Census Bureau was reluctant to retu

― Thomas Love Peacock (Proselytitties), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

arnold adenoid returns!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

(why am i dignifying this bullshit?!?)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

Democritus: the gay philosopher

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

reluctant to return my telexes

― Thomas Love Peacock (Proselytitties), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

LemonParty time!

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.csfellowship.org/

― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

You mean your "gay friends" at your fellowship?

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

Quentin Crisp (December 25, 1908 – November 21, 1999)

it's true!

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

A-ron - My fellowship is gender and orientation blind, but yes, I've made many gay friends both within my congregation and at our Gay Focus outreach events.

― Thomas Love Peacock (Proselytitties), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, it really is true! (this guy came up in a search for "oldest gay man")

http://www.santacruzsentinel.com/archive/2003/February/04/local/stories/01local.htm

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

Quentin Crisp did not yank his closet light-bulb chain, as the saying goes, until he was well into his adulthood. At any rate he spent less than 90 years of his life as a self-identifying homosexual.

― Thomas Love Peacock (Proselytitties), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

Why would they want to with no grandkids to kiss 'em in those special places?

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

I heard that if you don't use the internet for five years in the present cultural climate, at the end of it you'll be smarter than the general population by about 15 IQ points dude

only one way to find out

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

At any rate he spent less than 90 years of his life as a self-identifying homosexual.

So a 91-year old man would need to have self-identified has homosexual from birth in order to count.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

gay babies are so cute

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

(as)

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

(buttons)

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

gaybies

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

As a matter of fact, A-ron, many of my gay friends still shudder at the memory of emer

― Thomas Love Peacock (Proselytitties), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

Obv. either a fake post, or the whole thread is a fake, but genius nonetheless.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://girlinblack.punt.nl/upload/uglybaby.jpg

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

Do Gay Guys Talk About Straight Guys They Think Are Hot?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

How can you tell if somebody is gay

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

haha, all arnold adenoid threads = "straight guy" dialog from bad gay porno plots
-- donut bitch (do...), February 23rd, 2003.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

centurian cock, anyone?

― 0xDOX0RNUTX0RX0RSDABITFIELDXOR^0xDEADBEEFDEADBEEF00001 (donut), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

I read all of those threads after finding one on Random just yesterday. Roffles.

― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, your counterexample. Lived to be 93.

― lurker #2421, inc. (lurker-2421), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

There's somebody I know who I think might be gay - I'm SURE he was looking at my butt and I'm worried that he might be going to masturbate thinking about me. I don't want to ask him because he might take it as a proposition and I am definitely not gay!!
-- Arnold Adenoid (aafiz...), December 16th, 2002. (1 trackback)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 October 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, your counterexample. Lived to be 93.

Sorry, didn't have lifespan-reducing buttsex until age 23.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

sir john gielgud (prob didn't pass the "has to have sucked cock and/or had buttsex for 90+ years" test either)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 12 October 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Homosexual Outreach.

― researching ur life (grady), Thursday, 12 October 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

ROFFLE @ "lifespan-reducing buttsex"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

so everyone is assuming that gays don't know what their sexuality is uuntil they actually have teh sex??? I don't think so. In that case, assuming a straight doesn't have sex until he is 16 then he would have to live until he is 106 too, to prove whatever retarded point Thomas is trying to make?

― Mark Co (Markco), Thursday, 12 October 2006 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

Why are we dignifying this homophobic bullshit with a response?

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 12 October 2006 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

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