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1. Mutants.
2. Heavy handed satire.
3. Dead hookers with three breasts.

― chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:20 (twenty years ago)

4. Gay outback thugs

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:24 (twenty years ago)

5. Blowhards magically whisked away into the sky.
6. U.N. enacts gun control.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:25 (twenty years ago)

7. Rat-meat cuisine

― James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:25 (twenty years ago)

8. Ultraviolent versions of pre-apocalypse sports.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:26 (twenty years ago)

9. Motorbikes.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:27 (twenty years ago)

10. Fucking cockroaches.

― scotstvo (scotstvo), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:27 (twenty years ago)

10. Charred remains of young boy found in birdcage

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:27 (twenty years ago)

12. underground rebellion movement

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:31 (twenty years ago)

13. shaved heads

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:32 (twenty years ago)

14. overturned petrol tanker truck at side of road

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:32 (twenty years ago)

15. Tribal warrior queens falling in love with mystic biker nomads.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:33 (twenty years ago)

16. People burning huge piles of now useless money to keep warm.
17. Barter based economies.

― chap who would dare to contain two ingredients. Tea and bags. (chap), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:34 (twenty years ago)

18. Heroes with distinctive, sexy facial scarring.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:37 (twenty years ago)

19. clothes made from bones, tin or car parts.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:38 (twenty years ago)

20. Radioactive lamp chops for dinner

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:39 (twenty years ago)

21. Awesome cars.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:39 (twenty years ago)

20. Radioactive lamp chops for dinner

Raw ones. On the moors. When it's snowing, too.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:42 (twenty years ago)

22. Congress thinks really hard about censuring Bush.
23. Analysts wonder how this will hurt Democrats.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:43 (twenty years ago)

24. an electronics genius called 'brains' or 'chip'

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:43 (twenty years ago)

25. US consumers bitch as uncontaminated water goes above 2 bucks a gallon.

― James Herbert Dip (noodle vague), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:46 (twenty years ago)

26. Kevin Costner, questing

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:48 (twenty years ago)

27. soon-to-be-defunct big name japanese brands that looked futuristic one time but don't anymore

― pisces (piscesx), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:50 (twenty years ago)

28. Flashbacks to happier times, frollicking with a cute blonde girl in a summer dress

― Chris L (Chris L), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:51 (twenty years ago)

29. Costner vs. Gibson. Two men enter...

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:55 (twenty years ago)

Raw ones. On the moors. When it's snowing, too.

It was a step up from whoring for rats to eat, through.

― The Real Esteban Buttez (EstieButtez1), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:55 (twenty years ago)

30. Iconic structures protruding lopsidedly from the sand.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:56 (twenty years ago)

31. a new facist regime, headed by some unknown ex-crim. who convinces everyone he's god simply by having a steady supply of chocolate bars.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:58 (twenty years ago)

32. Revenge fantasies finally realized.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:59 (twenty years ago)

33. HOARD NOW, GET RICH LATER: noize board post-apocalyptic flea market

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:06 (twenty years ago)

Hair Metal bands using smoldering remains of civilization as backdrop for video shoot.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:17 (twenty years ago)

That was 34. Sorry to break form.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:17 (twenty years ago)

28. Flashbacks to happier times, frollicking with a cute blonde girl in a summer dress

New Terrence Malick film!

35. People dress in leather and grow ridiculous facial hair.

― c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

36. It either rains all the time or it's totally dry.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:53 (twenty years ago)

37. Hope springing eternally

38. Some dead dude in a poigant place, and oh we pity the fool for following the old ways.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

39. People forget how to spell

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

40. New slang terms for everything

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

41. Mundane object (a traffic cone, say) ascribed religious significance because it is from the Old Times.

― chap who would dare to welcome our new stingray masters (chap), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

42. sail-car
43. water shortage

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

42. A stranger arrives in town with a cigarette lighter and makes flames! Populice fall to their knees and proclaim their new God!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

43. Librarians with broken glasses

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Don't make fun of broken glasses, I think all the time about how I would have been MASSIVELY SCREWED before advent of modern optical tech.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Everywhere will be a wasteland, so there won't be much to see. People who use contact lenses will be worse off.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

better get that lasik before this shit goes down

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Don't worry, per the noise thred I will have fled Bklyn on bicycle and be eating deerests in Minnesota by then.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

44. Dinner invitations have a new sense of risk.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

is the apocalypse gonna be more intense in bk? that's pretty sweet. is it caused by rising rents or bistros or something?

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

45. Mormons run America from the new capitol, Salt Lak City.

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:20 (twenty years ago)

46. scrounging for basic pharamceuticals
47. dreads

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:22 (twenty years ago)

48. no more typos b/c no more computers except for blackscreen-greentext old ones for hacking security codes of oppressive forces' compound

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 16:24 (twenty years ago)

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74. Local church/religious institutions have reverted to pre-medieval monastary mode of knowledge maintenance(e.g.)

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

75. "Law & Order: Beyond Thunderdome"

― Chris L (Chris L), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Oh far out, there's an entire subgenre wiki for both lit and flick

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying to imagine Sam Watterson with a mohawk and studded shoulder pads.

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:38 (twenty years ago)

Elmo, will totally trade glider rides for access to fungus. Underground shaman ungus is totally best when jump started with tree-peoples afghani/redwood canopy grafts!

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:42 (twenty years ago)

76. Grizzled old man shouting "I told you! But you wouldn't listen!" and dying.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

77. Burning man festival not as much fun after day 1,376.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

78. "Block Rockin' Beats" new national anthem

― Chris L (Chris L), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

78 fresh food eaten ravenously by populace sick of canned goods
79 dusters and bandanas are the clothing options

― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:03 (twenty years ago)

80. Heartwrenching betrayal from hero's best friend/lover over food/water/promise of better life

― vingt regards (vignt_regards), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

81. long shot of a sunset because even though the we blew ourselves up, dammit, the world goes on, yes it does, there are still sunsets and we're still here, yeah, we're still here

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

81 hero rigs up generator and plays phonograph while sipping high end pilfered whiskey

― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

haha, we're unconsciously turning this into 'after every apocalypse in a film ever'

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

wait, i guess that's what this is about really. (i am having a difficult brain vs reality day.)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

83 (flood apocalypse version) fishing boat pirates and floating shanty towns

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

84 animals dominate the scenery in once-urban surroundings

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

83a. search for non-floating place to call home

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

85. roots/vines grown over vehicles whose fuel-source is long since depleted

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

85. locust stew

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

86 old Volkswagen found in rubble still runs

― lk (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

dammit, number stolen, xxpost

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

87. Iconic buildings gone to seed

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

89. cherished works of western literature used for firewood by ignorant/illiterate tribesmen. Camera slowly zooms into golden lettering of name on side of book as fire slowly eats it up, highlighting pathos/symbol/metaphor of western civ lost etc etc etc

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

89b. while the last generation of earth children read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix over and over again

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

90. automobile converted into cart, pulled by mule. Goodyear logo still visible on tires.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

91. Someone known from pre-apocolyptic life recognized as cannibal/zombie/tribesman

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

92. Jesus and/or Four Horsemen riding around scorching the countryside, asshole fundie feeling vindicated and pointing out to nearby non-fundies, "ya see?! YA SEE?!" sounding like the one guy in Plan 9.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

93. No annyoing fundie types left to say "I Told you so!" Everyone else parties.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

94. That dude getting eaten because they turn out to be zombies or mutants

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

91B.

"OMG, do we know Trashcan Man?"
"Yeah, that's totally Bob Whatshisname."
"OMG, Trashcan Man totally got fat after the apocolypse."
"Yeah, and wat's with the outfit?"
"OMG, gross, he's coming this way I think he had a crush on you in highschool. What a loser."
"Yeah, and what's with the giant serrated knife? freak."
"OMG, Aaghhhhgrrrk..."

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

92: The forbidden zone od Ashing

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 20 October 2006 02:14 (twenty years ago)

When we get to 100 we can guess which movies all these scenarios came from.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 20 October 2006 03:52 (twenty years ago)

93. Memories of when cats and dogs were kept as family pets and not considered meat.

93a. Stories concerning the odd disappearance of family pet, neighbors suspected.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Friday, 20 October 2006 05:39 (twenty years ago)

94. buggies with guns mounted

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 20 October 2006 07:57 (twenty years ago)

95. curfew after dark, due to gangs of hoodlums/zombies coming out of manholes.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 20 October 2006 08:02 (twenty years ago)

96. Feral children living in their own little community. Will probably rescue protaganist at some point.

― lk (lawrence kansas), Friday, 20 October 2006 13:18 (twenty years ago)

97. A snail crawling along the edge of a straight razor. Crawling, swiftly, along the edge of a straight.. razor.. and surviving..

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 20 October 2006 13:50 (twenty years ago)

98. http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/7981/brandoapoclu5.jpg

― ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Friday, 20 October 2006 13:51 (twenty years ago)

99. Sun Ra plays Super Bowl

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 20 October 2006 13:52 (twenty years ago)

100. Arkestra plays IN the Super Bowl

― Chris L (Chris L), Friday, 20 October 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

"It's allways halftime, now."

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Friday, 20 October 2006 13:57 (twenty years ago)

101. homemade flying jalopies

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:04 (twenty years ago)

102. synths

― paizuri-san (davidcorp), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:23 (twenty years ago)

103. Amish: "Who's laughing now, Weird Al?"

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:34 (twenty years ago)

104. criminal corporation runs the world
105. roving gangs must fight over remaining iron ore supplies
106. wide eyed rookie soldier "do you remember.....before????"
grizzled charismatic squad leader: "yeah i remember....the air, it was clearer, and women, i remember my wife wore this beautiful apron, we had a picnic by lake tahoe.........that was the day before it began to rain sulphuric acid"
wide eyed rookie: "do you think....do you think we'll ever have that again"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:43 (twenty years ago)

107. Saw playing clown nabs butcher's daughter. Almost becomes meat.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:53 (twenty years ago)

"The Australian!"

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Kurt Russell

― a regal trolley (aaron a), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

108. A single flower blooms amongst the dust.
109. It is CRUSHED by an unfeeling biker boot/skeletal robotic foot.

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

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