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Name them here.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

The dude on the Bowflex commercials.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/users.php?board=1

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Shouldn't that be 'felindroid', Dan?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Katherine Harris:

Shut up, you crazy douchebag.

XOXOXO

(xpost ALLY OTM^INFINITY)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bobbyrock.com/

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

people who leave their SUVs running while their friend/partner/whatever runs into neighbourhood ("renowned") coffee place for lattes. just shut the engine off, douches.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Joe Theismann

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

turning off/restarting engine = 8 minutes worth of gas. If you're running in somewhere is less than that, don't turn it off.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Who's the creep who does the ab workout ads on FSC?

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

A douchebag!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

All the people that phone in and verbally abuse that guy on "Let's Paint, Exercise and Mix Drinks". DOUCHES. Wai 2 brake hart?

― teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Whomever writes all those "easy credit FAST!" radio ads

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.supplementgiant.com/images/enzyte1.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

Sandra Bullock

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

Napolean Bonaparte. What a tedious little douchebag.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://media02.grouper.com/10/nw/gf/3o9h_yj_tnm.jpg
http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/newpics/13.jpg
http://img316.imageshack.us/img316/47/3887ey8.jpg

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

the crab dude that owns the restaurant Sponge Bob works at.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Jamie Oliver is a douchebag chef.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Jedis, in general

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

turning off/restarting engine = 8 minutes worth of gas

?!?!?!!! ten seconds more like

― ledge (ledge), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

Bobby Flay is way higher than Jamie Oliver on the douchebag charts.

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

but is "8 minutes worth of gas" in shutting engine of an turning it on again equal to the exhaust created? as in, shutting off/turning on creates an equal amt of exhaust? serious question, honestly!
big xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

xpost. Woah. That encyclopedia guy. . .oh my god. And I shall call him. . .The Forgotten Douchebag!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Oliver is a fat-tongued Saint.

― 2 american 4 u (blueski), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

Terrell Owens

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

Ben Roethl.. nevermind

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Here's one answer to the 'leaving your engine idling or not' question.
http://www.grist.org/advice/ask/2004/09/23/umbra-engine/

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Robert fucking Frost.

― Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Criss Angel

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

second criss angel

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9iby4R0YFNF_BAA.1OjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=122hkh8b6/EXP=1163178484/**http%3a//stephane.million.free.fr/brasillach.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/PepeAmsterdam/morbius.jpg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cristiano-ronaldo.org/cris-images/cristiano-ronaldo-new-photos/new-cristiano-ronaldo-photo-085.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Marcel Douchehumps

― NickB (NickB), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

And here's a whole load of car advice (including something about 'idling').
http://www.cartalk.com/content/features/fueleconomy/

Anyways....whatever happend to the Jazz Douchebags? I loved those guys...

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

these folks

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/79/79tdouchebag.phtml

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

ooh, interesting stuff! car talk is great.
xpost

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

If you're gonna have Ronaldo...
http://images.supersport.co.za/RooneyWayne060701WalksOffGbg.jpg

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

I agree, Ned, though Rooney's more of an asshole than a douche.

http://images.supersport.co.za/040818LuisAragonesPortraitRbg.jpg

― M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

Jimmy Fallon

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

K-Fed.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

George Allen

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

non-German people who make a extended effort of pronouncing "Bach" as "Baacchockhh" (yes, i know they're correct in doing this)

― manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

woman on metro who kept yelling at everyone yesterday

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

Chevy CHASE!

― Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/5283/barbbushzd8.jpg

― svend (svend), Thursday, 9 November 2006 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

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obv.

― A Giant Mechanical Ant (The Giant Mechanical Ant), Saturday, 11 November 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

official confirmation:

STEWART: We rarely do ad hominem attacks. There's the occasional one -- Cheney, I guess we do a little bit. But in general it's based in frustration over reality. We almost never do the, you know, Bush is dumb.

COLBERT: Ashcroft is a douche bag.

STEWART: I think Novak is a douche bag.

COLBERT: I'm sorry. I apologize. It's Robert Novak who's a douche bag. That's just fact. I think it's his confirmation name.

STEWART: When he joined Opus Dei . . .

COLBERT: "You shall be Saint Douche Bag."

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

Me? Thought I'd get in first ;)

― Darramouss :D (Darramouss ftw), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/5/2045466/images/00314001_med.jpg

"hey stipey i give you rimjob!"

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:43 (eighteen years ago)

and I would also say howard stern though I know I will be loudly denounced.

of course howard stern is a douchebag -- but his fans love him anyway (maybe cause lots of THEM are douchebags too).

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 November 2006 05:59 (eighteen years ago)

A lot of them aren't, though.

Howard, it seems, occupies a special place on the continuum. Whereas usually the distinction of "asshole" is both inclusive of and worse than a douchebag, Howard is an asshole who's not a douchebag. It's like he skipped a step.

― aesthetically pleasing, in other words 'fly' (kenan), Monday, 13 November 2006 06:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://imgsrv.ilikejack.com/image/DbLiteGraphic/200611/227772.jpg?bannerXGroupId=257&bannerXId=5178&randMdStr=a513d05a104a8a01d4d0f790fbe6b54e

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 November 2006 10:48 (eighteen years ago)

ihttp://www.ilikejack.com/pages/69784.php

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 November 2006 10:49 (eighteen years ago)

Every other driver on the road besides myself.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 13 November 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

BILLY JOEL

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 13 November 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

Elizabeth Hasselbeck from The View - Douchebag.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

bob saget is pretty funny when he's working "blue," ie not a douchebag.
-- hstencil (hstenc!...), November 11th, 2006 5:26 PM. (hstencil) (link)

America's Funniest Home Videos vs. The Aristocrats

Bob Saget: an enigma wrapped in a douchebag

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

People who don't let you finish one sentence.

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Find a person that everyone on ILE likes
^^^virtually every single person listed on this thread is a douchebag.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

Ian Levine is a douchebag of dimensionally transcendent proportions.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Also Winnie Mandela is way more of a douchebag than Nelson Mandela.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Bob Saget: an enigma wrapped in a douchebag

i read that as "an enema wrapped in a douchebag".

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

that's totally right. the fact that Nelson Mandela was married to her for so long makes me feel even more warmly toward him. poor dude.

xpost

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

To be fair, it's probably easier to ignore your spouse's more horrifying tendencies when you're busy being in jail for half of your life.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

Nelson Mandela is one of the not douchebags listed on that thread.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

I was kind of shaking my head and going "Oh, fauxindiepaws" at the Matt Groening nomination.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

Bob Saget: an enigma wrapped in a douchebag
i read that as "an enema wrapped in a douchebag".

That too.

― researching ur life (grady), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

Snap and Crackle are okay, but Pop is kind of a douche.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:26 (eighteen years ago)

rockist

― nate p. (natepatrin), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

David Lee Roth
Napoleon

― Chesty Joe Morgan (Chesty Joe Morgan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 02:51 (eighteen years ago)

Pretty much everyone that posted anything past Ned's Ren-Fair pic bonanza on this thread, or, 7 minutes of my life I would desperately like back.

ps (here because I don't want to be associated with that thread at all) new Joanna Newsom album kicks truckloads of ass and they are all ghey

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

Peyton fucking Manning and his godawful overplayed TV commercials

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 19 November 2006 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

oh, sad. I just saw that commercial Ron Livingston's in for the first time. it's totally douchey. and his suit jacket, which comes close to being hot, doesn't fit him.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Sunday, 19 November 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

Haha OTM! I noticed this yesterday, his suit is not at all tailored to him--what on earth is that about? No Men's Warehouse in LA??

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

right? suits confer such insta-hotness, it is a tragedy when the execution is fucked up.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

The Sprint commercial was followed up the other day by the Dan Marino "HEY GUYS! LIKE POT ROAST!!!!" Nutrasystem ad then the BOWFLEX ad and I think I almost died in a douchepocolypse. Not as bad as the ads shown during Football Night In America but memorable.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

douchepocalypse!

Dan Marino makes me uncomfortable.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

"Hey guys! Like pot roast? How's your sex life? Now, people call me skinny!" It's like, Dan Marino, what on earth are you talking about, what is pot roast, I don't want to know about your sex life, just get off my tv you crazy crackpot. $10 says in five years he'll be just as fat as Parcells and Lasorda and every other sporting guy who went on a tv diet.

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

michael richards

― anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

having an unfortunate email address relative to current events

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

Racist.

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

o no! wait, that is for bummerz thread. my name is not michael! I know a douchebag but must remain mute in hopes douchebaggery will cease.

― autovac (autovac), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

Bill O'Reily has probably been mentioned already, but...

http://thinkprogress.org/2006/11/20/oreilly-ipod/

― daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

It's the matrix!

― Beth S. (Ex Leon), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

Blake Mallen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW0kH54TthM

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 June 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago)

http://www.blakemallen.com/wp-content/themes/therapy/styles/blue/bgoverlay.jpg

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 24 June 2012 00:15 (twelve years ago)

My mullet-headed schoolmates who think that just because I went to grammar school with them that I am their best friend forever.

I didn't like you then and I don't like you now. Just because someone gave you a job and you show off your boat on Facebook doesn't mean I am going to add you. You'll be remembered for what a C-average dickface you were in school.

― โตเกียวเหมียวเหมียว aka Don Knotts (Mount Cleaners), Sunday, 24 June 2012 02:18 (twelve years ago)

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/46430677/300.jpg

― owenf, Monday, 25 June 2012 16:43 (twelve years ago)

omg Tracer the dolphin

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Monday, 25 June 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago)

I have gone so far down the rabbithole with that guy. his whole operation is amazing. if you type in the name of his company and the word "scam" you get a bunch of pages written by the company posing as informational Q-and-A sites that all say "is this company a scam? certainly not!" .. he has a right-hand man who's created something like 60 YouTube videos with proselytizers all talking about how great their "MLM" (multi-level marketing) business is, how you can control your destiny.. it's douchebaggery taken to an utterly mesmerizing level

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago)

Ted Moseby.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago)

^^^^^

― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago)

People like Blake Mallen can only exist in America.

― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Monday, 25 June 2012 18:48 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

http://distilleryimage2.ak.instagram.com/ace89c18e0d211e281d622000a1f975c_7.jpg

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Saturday, 29 June 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago)

ASSHL

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 29 June 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago)

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