weed smokers - please confirm if this is bullshit or not?

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I was ready to call bullshit, but a lot of people are taking it very seriously.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

you should take this very seriously. also, there's word out now that if your hand is bigger than your face you have AIDS.

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

I'm ready to call bullshit on dog latin.

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Um, that's cancer. Duh. xpost

g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

you should raise the issue with your MP as a matter of the utmost urgency.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

meanwhile: DON'T SMOKE THE SEEDS. THEY GIVE YOU BOLLOCK CANCER.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Weed = fine.

UK/Spanish Solid/"hash"/soapbar/mongbar/whatever you want to call it:
it's all true. Filthy, contaminated shite. You may aswell smoke the sole of your shoe. Often mixed with henna, sand, coffee, plastic, a million other things. Pressed and repressed in country of origin, then spain, then the UK, with more contamination each time. ENJOY YR 'HASH'.

That's me done, bai.

teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Some thirty pages of people talking it up here:

http://www.ukcia.org/forum/read.php?3,9282,page=1

although I always thought skunk was supposed to be gritty anyway... hmm.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

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TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

I wouldn't trust anything that has this as its first line:

"CONTAMINATED CANNABIS IS ALL OVER BRITAN"

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

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Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Myspace is the name I trust for my weed news! http://x.myspace.com/images/onlinenow.gif

daniel striped tiger (OutDatWay), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

How come I can't find any? xpost

you win again, gravity! (tissp), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2006/344/reviews/934598_20061211_screen001.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

i hear there are some guys who hide razor blades in dime bags

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

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Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

HIV+ drug addicts are always leaving their used needles hidden in the paper towel dispenser at your favorite public restroom

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

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Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thebasketballjones.net/gilbert_large.jpg

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

My mom used to eat all my Almond Joys at Halloween because she said they were the most likely to have razor blades in them, and she had to test them out.

molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

it sounds like a lot of effort to go to just to increase the weight of something that's already got a 4,000,000,000,000% profit margin

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

news flash: chronic weed smokers paranoid, engage in speculative hyperbole

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

My mom used to eat all my Almond Joys at Halloween because she said they were the most likely to have razor blades in them, and she had to test them out.

GENIUS

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

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say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/stoned.jpg

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

news flash: weed smokers paranoid, engage in speculative hyperbole

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gifHE ALSO THINKS THAT �THE MAIN SUPPLIERS ARE FROM� NORTH WALES�http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

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Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

followup: weed smokers may experience short-term memory loss

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

haha "north wales" almost has me believing this story now

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tbpcontrol.co.uk/TWS/CoverImages_0/022/405/0224059963.jpg

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.carolinagourmet.biz/images/productsnew/grits.jpg
THE CONTAMINENTS WHEN LOOKED AT UNDER A "MICROSCOPE AT 50X…APPEAR AS VERY SMALL… BEADS, WITH REGULAR CIRCULAR SHAPE" AND "SINGLE HOLES PRESENT" IN THE CENTRE.

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

SAVORZ THE FLAVORZ

Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ shitty british weed

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

SCIENCE ANALYSIS

R_S (RSLaRue), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

weed smokers - please confirm if this is bullshit or not:

is that shit the bomb or what?

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/arnold_4.jpg

timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 18 January 2007 05:47 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know if it's as dangerous as they're saying, but I have been getting the odd quarter of this gritty skunk occasionally. Can't say it made me feel any different though. Makes sense that the dealers would be adding something to increase the weight though - there's been a drought in London since the end of August! The guy I used to go to has been unable to get anything since then because all the growhouses his suppliers used have been shut down.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 08:36 (eighteen years ago)

it has been very dry round these parts too.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

It's all good round here.

teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

xpost: as dry as sand?

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

If anything, I'm finding less gritty bags round these parts than before. They all seem really smooth at the mo.

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

DL, I believe the source for the guy I used to go to was probably around your general area, so not surprised it's dry up there too. Apparently there have been loads of raids going on over the last year. I have to go south of the river to get anything. It's affecting friends in NW London as well.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

it has been very dry round these parts too.

I have never had sex.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 18 January 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

Alert - contamination of herbal or 'skunk-type' cannabis with glass beads

1. The Department of Health has recently received information suggesting that batches of herbal and 'skunk-type' cannabis have been contaminated with microscopic glass-like beads (or possibly ground glass). Laboratory testing has since confirmed a number of cases from a number of different parts of the country, in which cannabis appears to contain microscopic particles of glass. We have no information on other types of cannabis such as resin.

2. Reports, unconfirmed, suggest that smoking this contaminated cannabis, has been linked with complaints by users of sore mouth, mouth ulcers, chesty persistent coughs, and a tight chest lasting a few days after use.

3. Government advice already makes clear that cannabis is a substance harmful to health. The risk of glass contamination adds an additional layer of risk of harm. Whilst the exact potential health harm from this contamination is not yet fully determined, inhaling hot glass into the mouth, throat, or into the lungs should clearly be avoided.

4. In the current circumstances, the Department of Health advises that smokers of herbal and 'skunk-type' cannabis, in particular, should exercise caution.

5. For any patients presenting with concerns about their health after having smoked cannabis which may have been contaminated, or who may benefit from opportunistic health advice due to an identified high risk of cannabis use, the following advice may be useful:

a) Whilst there are no reported serious health effects to date from this contamination, we are not yet able to determine fully what are the possible or likely risks to the health of cannabis smokers.

b) There are anecdotal reports of some cases of the development of sore mouth, mouth ulcers, chesty persistent coughs and a tight chest lasting a few days, after smoking cannabis.

c) To avoid the risk of contaminated cannabis completely, patients should be advised to stop smoking cannabis.

d) If patients feel unable to stop, they should limit use as much as possible.

e) If patients continue to use, they should be warned, if any particular supply of cannabis that they have access to appears to have caused irritation to their mouth or airways, or if they suspect it is contaminated (e.g. due to grittiness when rubbed between moistened fingers), they should stop using that supply, or trading it, immediately; and they should not use any more cannabis from the same source.

f) Patients can be advised that self-help assistance with quitting cannabis can be located at the following website: www.talktofrank.com

6. The Department of Health will be making similar information directly available to the public, and to drug user networks, through a range of communication channels shortly after this alert has been sent to the NHS.

7. In addition, as part of the advice made directly available to the public, cannabis smokers will be advised that if they have particular symptoms and concerns about their health after smoking potentially contaminated cannabis, they may wish to discuss symptoms with their general practitioner. If exceptionally they believe they have an urgent problem and cannot access their general practitioner, they may consider they require assessment at an accident & emergency department.

8. As any further relevant information becomes available, the Department of Health will update this advice to practitioners.

http://www.info.doh.gov.uk/doh/embroadcast.nsf/vwDiscussionAll/297D9740D0412C9D802572650050A4A0?OpenDocument

fandango (fandango), Friday, 19 January 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

Daer Potheads,

Please point me to a website where I can buy a weed-concealment water bottle like Michael Vick's.

milo z (mlp), Friday, 19 January 2007 07:06 (eighteen years ago)

cannabis is such a ressourceful plant that I bet it is very efficient for accidental phytoremediation (depolluting contaminated soils).

SÆbästìên (immortalist), Friday, 19 January 2007 07:23 (eighteen years ago)

I have nothing to add to this controversy, because I think that it's probably 99.44% crap. But I can say that weed from Canada kicks my ass. Lime green and shot through with read hairs and sticky... and expensive.

I'll pay, though. You pay for good drugs. Canadian Kind is some of the best I've ever had.

Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 07:28 (eighteen years ago)

im hi!

ewe never broke yr treo 4ever (ex machina), Friday, 19 January 2007 07:32 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not sure the UK government issues official health warnings on 99% crap but then again yes, it could be paranoid DISINFORMATION PROPOGANDA WAR BY THE MAN... BRR CAN YOU FEEL THE CHILLING EFFECT?

fucks sake.

I was willing to discount this as some viral nonsense but reading up and asking around there would appear to be something to it unfortunately, although not all of it being these glass beads reported above. Thanks for the heads-up dog latin.

fandango (fandango), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

well well well, whaddya know?

i must admit i've been feeling very chesty lately but that is mostly due to the cold.

wogan lenin (dog latin), Friday, 19 January 2007 13:05 (eighteen years ago)

This problem is largely down to the UK govt's current hardline policy on teh weed in the 1st place, but obv it is illegal and everything, so what can you do. It's a bit of a joke when it's easier to buy crack than have a spliff.

Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Friday, 19 January 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

Just don't smoke dope because it's fucking rubbish and horrible.

Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Friday, 19 January 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

Unless you have a headache.

M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

"bruva ive got that chest infection and that fucked up couth. had it for about 3 weeks.we gota sort this shit out man. I dont like that wet sugar water skunk iva."

Are there actually guys that talk like this?

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

hi

UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

I say it's better than surprise SHERM in your weeds.

Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 19 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

I miss weed. What is the game picture Tombot posted? it looks amazing.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Please point me to a website where I can buy a weed-concealment water bottle like Michael Vick's.

try here?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gamespot.com/ds/puzzle/puzzlequestchallenge/

TOPO SOON (TOMBOT), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

Just don't smoke dope because it's fucking rubbish and horrible.

dude, you sound like lot's of fun!!

chaki (chaki), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Well, this stuff I've got now is fine . . . .

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Saturday, 20 January 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)


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