Peter Ustinov Thought He Was The Only Person in DC

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― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

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― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

TWIN PEAKS SPOILER

thread of the day

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

it's making me want to watch twin peaks.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

this is the best thread title yet. that movie had a lot of cats!!

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

dammit guys

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

I'm gonna start a thread asking all of ilx's Don Quixotes which windmills I should be chasin'

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

yesterday they put up a stripper movie and today they're giving away a nintendo:

Since this month marks the one-year anniversary of our undercover investigation into the evil primate experimentation laboratory Covance, and since the demo of the new Zelda features Link rescuing trapped monkeys from cages, we thought we’d mark the occasion with a huge giveaway: One lucky winner gets a free copy of Twilight Princess and a brand-new Wii to play it on

PETA KILLS KITTENS

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

scientologists and moonies need to step up

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

"Do you have a minute for revolutionary tits and videogames"

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

What you got Larouche? What you got?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Peta's only marketing tactics for years have been naked people and giveaways. In fact, to bring this full circle, LAURA PALMER posed for one of the naked people ads.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

I'm done talking about PETA, I'm talking about Log Cabin Republicans now

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Tonight they'll be sponsoring a lard wrestling contest with some help from the CATO

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

Famke Janssen autographed copies of all three X-men movies

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

naked famke janssen + petey = kind of weird, not really sure if I want to support PETA.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

naked famke janssen + petey = ~~kind of weird~~OH SHIT YEAH CAN YOU FEEL ME

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

what other hilarious groups of misguided fools are there in this town for me to compare unfavorably with boobs and nintendos

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

hospitalized mothers?

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

basically every group in the word besides the Manning Family compares unfavorably with boobs and Nintendos, you moron.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

you are not allowed to nominate your own employer

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

I had no idea hospitalized mothers were Pete's employers.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Access to the URL: http://www.peta2.com/outthere/o-famke.asp has been denied.
(Your request was denied because of its content categorization: Non-Governmental Organizations, Extreme.)

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

IT goons/Homeland Security thugs should be taking away my access momentarily.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

WHAAAAAAA OMG

where u work kevin?

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

the NGO X-GAMES

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

YES THAT IS WHAT MY CIRCUS WILL BE CALLED

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

a large department in the federal government. nothing fun or interesting but it does pay my rent so i'm leaving it with a large department in the federal government.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Well in fairness, PETA are basically extremists when it really comes down to a lot of their non-cuddly, naked lady positions, and they are NOT a government organization, so workplace kind of OTM. Though totally retarded regardless.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

retardless

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

on "All Things Considered" they said you shouldn't use the word 'retardless'. Even if it is very funny.

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

We hurt Jagger's feelings!

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

OK I have to say I have been saying "retarded" a lot more since the announcement that dar1a (??I think) was listening to an NPR special on why using the word retarded was mean.

XPOST

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, I don't want to read that thread anymore, did you see the gif on the excelsior page though? I wonder why that bear = rape, when did that meme happen.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

so to recap; blocked at work are: flckr, youtube, myspace, anyplace with the word "records" in the url, peta. it's a growing list.

xpost, that reminds me i'm going to see a taping of Wait! Wait! Don't Tell Me on thursday.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

oh fuck ATC

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

I don't do excelsior threads, try to avoid the meta. He really hates you, ally. No poppage for you.

(can you post the gif here)

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/donkey_punch/1169464258077.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

hehehe

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

I am glad he hates me, that means he won't stalk me on myspace and try to "court" me.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

by "court" I mean exactly that gif above

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

whatever happened to squirrel police

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

killed himself

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

became GZeus

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

got eaten by Nude Spock in a serial killer beef

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

I mean really the opportunities are endless

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

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― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

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― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

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― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

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― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

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At least the nintendo store usually tells you when they arrive.

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― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

OK I'm thinking for SuperCity Sunday I will debut in my cat pajamas and then at halftime will do a costume change into my colts pajamas!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

688, i love a baltimore. best record stores in the area, cheaper, and the people are about a million times nicer. it's got many, many problems but it doesn't make me hate everyone in the world like dc does most of the time.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

but i gotta ditch the mid-atlantic umbilical cord i think

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine LA is magical. I have really only been there when I was little, and it seemed kind of dirty and stupid at the time plus there was that incident at Disneyland with my dad and the Japanese tourist (and my dad and the vomiting on the roller coaster but that's another story), but I am convinced it will be better, now.

xpost Nintendo.com just scored me a bunch of Wiimotes!! Do not diss the Nintendo store.

xxpost also multiple PJs = great idea.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

Great, I'm married to a stripper who wears cat pajamas, LOLZ

I too imagine LA is magical.

My Mom or Dad threw up on Space Mountain, can't remember.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

OK may I just say for the record that one incontrovertible benefit of NOT working at home is that in the office I do NOT step in cat vomit on the way to my lunch break!*

*lunch break = wee kip

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

LA = Tier 1 city. Absolutely fucking insane cracked-out version of America, in every way. All of the reality shows - ALL of them - based in LA are basically National Geographic documentaries about this place.

Pasadena = Teir whatever USC Football is ranked that year city

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

great, I'm married to a woman who steps in vomit

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Oh please, you've stepped in plenty of cat vomit MW!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine the dooshbots who make DC seemingly unlivable at times are just as prevalent and maybe worse in LA + SD but then again we went to lovely SF for 1 week and saw a bar brawl break out which pretty much never happens anywhere else I've been, so there's yr stereotypes

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

Dr. Ben spent the entirety of last night sneezing really loudly. I hope he's done with that affection by Sunday otherwise it might be ADORABLE OVERLOAD.

LA has a different kind of douchepocolypse going on.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

LA seems like the kind of place you listen to deodato in

― Friendly Tree (688), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

i looked at a picture of dr. ben, on your couch i think, when tombot linked to that awesome comic above=so fucking cute. does he have an email so i can email him?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

I can give you my mom's e-mail, she'll probably e-mail you back and play along that she is the cat.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

is your mom as cute as dr. ben?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

o . 0

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

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― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

awwwwwww ^^^^^^

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

you can't even see his paws in that picture which is the cutest part.

Mr. Kitty gets the shaft for being a black cat and not showing up well in camera phone pix.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

ally, will your mom pretend to email me back as reche caldwell?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

Yes she is very adept at that.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

For the next hour, DC ILX should write chat-up lines for Dr Ben to use on Ally's mom.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god the weird shit my mom said about Dr. Ben upon meeting him, she wouldn't shut up about how he "looked like a human baby" (!?) and was "shaped like a teardrop." It was like 8o

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

"So, that deadbeat son-in-law of yours NEVER cleans my litter box."

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

BULL FUCKIN SHIT YOU GODDAMN INGRATE

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

sorry

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

In fairness, I have to remind you a lot to do it midweek. The poor cat is deaf, have a heart.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

"hey dr. ben i saw naked pics of u on teh internets - do u hav webcam?"

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys, remember that one time, when the dc thread got really fucking weird?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

No.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, oh wait, you meant the day when Pete said he wanted to "make love" with the baby JFK jr. Yeah, I remember that!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

btw Zack I think my main problem with everything we did Tues. night was it was all way too musical. did u listen to mixtape or album yet?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

time to start a new DC thred - who got a title?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

"Pete wants to 'make love' to baby JFK jr DC Thread 8|"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

j/k dudes FYI

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

hah, it was too musical - that's my number one weakness as a gtr. player! i luv noize but melody is sort of hard-wired into my brain and it can be really difficult to work around sometimes. i'm listening to mix right now and i'm pretty sure my officemate wants to kill me but i've subjected her to far worse so wvs.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Too musical...?

DOES NOT COMPUTE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

"Keanu just sonned the Cowboys in a Super Bowl beef"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

"WTF is Gene Hackman doing in this fucking movie"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

Gene Hackman Is Not Joe Gibbs OK? DC XLI

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

I don't actually have any suggestions that are worthwhile, sorry dudes.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

we need new jobs: dc 8093

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

Cary Grant
Katherine Hepburn
Laurence Fishburn
Terry Thomas
Serek Nimmo

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

I actually can't bitch about my job except for the promotions thing because I got to do walk throughs of one neat potential project and one totally awesome potential project yesterday.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

SUPER BOWL CITY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Oh yeah dude!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

John Madden Thinks Rhys Ifans Is Smoking On The Field. DC XLI

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

hey i lived in paris too, it's nice
would try again
yeah there's only a small part of the population that really lives inside the peripherique but approx five times that are actually in the city at any given time

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

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