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My wife, just now, agitated: Blimps!
Me: What?
Wife: Blimps!
Me: What kind of blimps?
Wife: With the eyes!
Me: What?
Wife: Flouride!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

Hehehehhah, awesome. A classic from my brother's childhood, uttered with increasing alarm: "Mommy, don't put me down there -- Mommy, don't...there are SNAKES DOWN THERE." Poor thing.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:21 (eighteen years ago)

hurting, omg you are married to colonel jack d. ripper

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

Her dream-self wears a tinfoil hat.

A couple years ago my wife (then girlfriend) sat full up in bed, opened her eyes, and announced "Cloning. Lots of it."

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

My mother: "Pull down that tree and shove it through the window!!"

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

Also, a couple of nights ago:

Wife: Wyahhhhh!
Me: What's wrong?
Wife: M ("em")
Me: What?
Wife: M

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

wow, you are also married to james bond!

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

My bf codes in his sleep sometimes. The other day, as I was getting dressed in the morning, he started flinging about and mumbling "no.. NO, the scaling is all wrong!". I laughed and said "what?" and he said "the scaling! Issszz all wrong" then he kind of woke up and said "what did I just say?".

Once he apologised for his vertex shader code.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

Wasn't there another thread about sleeptalking? I recall it making me weep with the giggles.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:37 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I think there was but I couldn't find it in search

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

I might even have told the "cloning" story there.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:47 (eighteen years ago)

Its OK a new one is fine I reckon :) I just wanna find the old one because it was so hilarious!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

Do I need to call an exorcist for my girlfriend?

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

Was it that one? I found this one: sleep talking

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

Both are great, I just googled the cloning story.

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

You're right, the one you found is the best one, ROFL all over again!

― StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

Same! I love it.

My wife insists that I once screamed "I'll show you motherfuckers how Mahler is SUPPOSED to be played!" whilst sleeping.

-- Colin Meeder (swamishau...), October 15th, 2002 6:14 PM. (Mert)

hahaha.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)

My 4 year old daughter says weird stuff that might be related to scary dreams, like, "no dinosaurs."

One time my husband woke up from a nightmare and told me, "it was strawberries... and they were moving!"

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man, I forgot that I STARTED the other sleeptalking thread. Plus it has one of my favorite ILXchanges ever:

Exorcism is a very serious and last-resort-only option and shouldn't even be considered except for the most extreme circumstances (ie, when you assured of another "entity" in the person's causal body, involuntarily remaining there).

Your girlfriend is possibly having a simple linguistic interplay which may have to do with previous experiences during her nightly astral sojourns ("dreams") which are taking her to a part of her akashic memory she's unconscious of when awake (as most of us are - and for good reason!).

-- Vichitravirya XI (x...), May 12th, 2005.

Vichitravirya XI OTM.

-- Paul in Santa Cruz (pauls...), May 12th, 2005. (Paul in Santa Cruz)

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 06:22 (eighteen years ago)

been a while since i've regularly slept with someone else, so i'm not sure what the normal subjects are now. apparently a few years ago i loved to talk about my member in my sleep though.

every once in a while i sleep walk now, and i hate it. i'm like a child, rearranging stuff without any sort of logical order. i'll wake up in the morning and find toilet paper in the washing machine, pillows on the floor, and some things missing forever.

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 06:45 (eighteen years ago)

MRUTZ

― estela (estela), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 07:05 (eighteen years ago)

One of the first nights me & the (now) wife slept together she cried out "TIDAL WAVE!!" which was somehow the cutest thing ever.

Apparently I make horrible moaning noises if I'm having a nightmare but don't really say anything.

― Colonel Poo (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 10:04 (eighteen years ago)

Not really something I "say" in my sleep, but my brother, parents, friends and girlfriend insist I make a clicking sound (like making the sound of horses with your tongue) before I fall asleep.

Anyone else heard of this? I can't be the only freak out there, can I?

― Andrew Munro (andyboyo), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 11:02 (eighteen years ago)

A while ago me and a friend were at another friend's flat. It was late and I'd already fallen asleep, and the friend was about to leave to catch the last bus. This is how she told our final exchange of words went (I have no memory of it):

Her: Bye bye, Tuomas!
Me: Urm.
Her: I said bye bye, Tuomas!
Me: Bye bye, Queen of Disco!

Another time, while I was half-asleep, I had apparently called her "the thorniest flower of Eastern Pasila" (Pasila is a suburb in Helsinki).

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

when my sister and i were little we were watching kid's TV when my snoozing dad suddenly yelled "MIND THAT CORK!"

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

I forget the details, but I believe there was an album/CD of someone who used to do quite long 'hilarious' monologues in their sleep.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

haha i told that on the other thread also

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno if I've told this one or not but recently my bf came to bed where I was already asleep - except I was lying in bed waving my arms bent at the elbows and doing a sort of boogie. Nick said "wtf are you doing, you ok?" and I sternly replied "Its a party. Everyone's gotta dance!".

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

My friend Emma, siesta-ing whilst on holiday suddenly shot bolt upright and shouted 'REVOLUTION! REVOLUTION! REVOLUTION!' and then fell straight back to sleep again.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/8/10844272_543f1f64d0.jpg

[weird, high pitched sighing, occasional purring and twitching of paws]

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

my girlfriend giggles in her sleep sometimes

― i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 13:22 (eighteen years ago)

Not really something I "say" in my sleep, but my brother, parents, friends and girlfriend insist I make a clicking sound (like making the sound of horses with your tongue) before I fall asleep.

My ex-gf used to make similar noise to your description, and it turned out she was gritting her teeth really hard in her sleep.

― CraigG (Craig Gilchrist), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 13:44 (eighteen years ago)

night before last I elbowed my guy in the gut, hard.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

ex: "Burrows. Rowr."
or was it "Burroughs"? or "Burros"? I'll never know.

― boyant (Boyant), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

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