Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows [with spoilers]

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Release date: July 21.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

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the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

Sweepstake on how much it will weigh, anyone?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

x-post -- WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN THAT "ihttp" DOES NOT WORK?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

that was my funny

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Kudos.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

I hope it is better edited than the fifth one.

My son is going to be so excited. We missed our town's celebration for the sixth volume (they turned downtown into a temporary Harry Potter themed world, with the bookstore becoming Flourish & Blotts, etc.) We were out of town on vacation and Al3x still complains to me about that. Hopefully we'll be able to go to some cool event that he'll enjoy. And I'll at long last be forgiven!

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

Last HP book thread there was a spoiler. Perhaps people could avoid such this time round?

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

I am 100% positive that Harry Potter will either die or lose his powers. I AM WILLING TO PUT MONEY ON THIS.

Bernard Snowy (sixteen sergeants), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

Terrible title, possibly even worse than the previous ones.

Neil Stewart (Neil Stewart), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

I'll take that bet. Shall we say one hundred thousand of those wizard denominations that are held in Gringott's?

I am pretty damn excited. And yes, let's skip the spoilers, shall we?

B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

I reckon Harry will get mega-powerful and a bit loopy, and changes the world so that wizards and elves and whatnot are in charge, and mugals (sp?) are treated as 2nd class citizens. But, Wolverine finds out, and everything goes back to normal.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

I reckon Harry will start writing books

Frogm@n Henry (Frogm@n Henry), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

"...it was all a dream!"

If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, self-help books probably.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

The new baddie:
http://www.jedisparadise.co.uk/childrenstv/Wizbit/Wizbit2.jpg

Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

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Tep (ktepi), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

HOORAY!

Although I have gone to see the films at midnight I've yet to do so for a book. Will definitely this time.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

Roffle.

"OMG YAY!!!! SO EXCITING!!!!!!!" read one excited message from a fan on the site [for those uninitiated in digital shorthand, OMG stands for 'Oh my God.'].

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

I am sure it will live up to the expectations people place on it.

It's Tough to Beat Illious (noodle vague), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

Great - more grist for my good friend's baffling obsession with writing Potter vs Snape and Weasly twin slashfic. ugh.

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 February 2007 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

can't fucking wait:
http://www.digestivocultural.com/arquivo/imagens/119-5.jpg

Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

I think there's a point at which the relationship between a fanfic writer and her source material is like a porn watcher's awareness that at some point the actresses got up, showered, and went home: it's acknowledged but irrelevant. Marry Harry off, kill him dead, make him forty-five, it doesn't matter, on countless laptop screens around the world he is going to continue sucking Slytherin cock until long after the rest of us are dead and buried.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)

and that's just J.K. Rowling.

It's Tough to Beat Illious (noodle vague), Friday, 2 February 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ thinking http://careometer.jpg exists

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 2 February 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

HP slashfic. . .ugh.

I've already preordered this although I plan on buying it in person too. Btw this, the impending OOTP film and Daniel's lovely pics. . .I'm Harry Potter giddy this week.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'd be more excited if i could remember quite what the hell was going on at the end of the last one. Too many plot threads, JK! I Wikipediaed 'Horcruxes' and it wasn't much help.

chap (chap), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://community.livejournal.com/hp_mpreg/profile vs http://community.livejournal.com/pottermpreg/profile FITE!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

horcruxes - in this case,seven things that Voldemort needs to come back to full power.

What they are as objects are something a wizard/witch can store part of their selves in. They fragment their being and kind of hide it away in something (an object, possibly another person) for safe keeping. It's dangerous and kind of diabolical. Apparently Voldmort is the only wizard who's ever dared fragment himself into so many pieces.

They all must be destroyed to destroy him forever. I can't remember which ones have already been found but I believe the R.A.B. who stole the one at the bottom of the zombie lake will be revealed as Regilus Black, Sirius's brother.

I should probably re-read 6 here soon. Not sure where it ended up after moving though . . .

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

Six was quite poor, I thought. The central mystery of the Half-Blood Prince's identity was completely meh.

chap (chap), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

I agree it was boring but was it really central to the plot? I felt there was much more important things going on.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

As far as I remember it didn't really have a central plot device, it was just a mish-mash of threads left dangling from previous books.

chap (chap), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

*unearthing Half-Blood Prince from garage tonight*

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

I'm re-reading 6 out loud to Alex (he could read it himself, but since we started reading them together when he couldn't, we're continuing this way, dammit) and it is so much better than 5 was. I didn't care about who the Half-Blood Prince was the first time through, though; I was more interested in Voldemort's history and some of the other events of the story.

I'm kind of worried about reading the ending to Alex; 6 has some kind of disturbing moments in it.

Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

I cried and was depressed all weekend after finishing that book, even though I knew what was going to happen.

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

The end was sad, yeah (much better than the big death at the end of 5). I still miss the days when she brought them in at under 400 pages, though (Azkaban's my favourite).

chap (chap), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

I agree it was boring but was it really central to the plot?

Well it was pretty central to OMG SNAPE KILLEDED DUMBLEDORE, but I think a bigger problem is that all the other threads seemed unfinished, as if her editor finally snapped and said that the book had to be smaller than the OED. It's the first book I can think of where the mysteries that fuel the plot aren't really sorted out by the end.

My big worry is that the last book will be very episodic/video gamey. 6/7 is just too big a number of MacGuffins.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I didn't like the way the big finale was set up to be collect-the-set fantasy plotting.

Tom (Groke), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

teh horawaztit will obv. be hidden somewhere both obvious and unsuspected.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

I liked the big death at the end of 5, because it wasn't a Big Death. Though now that I think about it, I remember a bit of "As if in slow motion, Harry watched..." (I though I might be thinking of the film, but obv the film isn't out yet).

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

They'll be inside his best friends! Harry Potter 7 - SAW IV!

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

I think Harry himself might be a horcrux! He will have to commit sucide in order to save the world!

Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 2 February 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

or yeah just remove the lightening bolt bit which will mysteriously take with it all his powers or something.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

He will have to commit sucide in order to save the world!

Rowling takes her Morrissey fandom TOO FAR.

Harry: "Sing me to sleep..."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

I'm glad he'll be skipping school in this one - I was getting bored with her shoehorning in Quidditch and exams and whatnot.

chap (chap), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21158650-5001026,00.html

A helpline is being set up because (SPOILER ALERT)...

StanM (StanM), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Alright 30 DAYS until the next, and final, book. Who's excited?

I've been re-reading and have one chapter left in Half-Blood Prince. *sigh* I can't believe it's almost here.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

23 days actually

jessie monster, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

Me! I finished reading Half-Blood Prince to my son this spring. FINALLY! We are looking forward to staying up "late" (for a 9 year old), going to one of the parties, and getting the book.

Sara R-C, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

July 21st? My counting is not good.

I do believe I am staying up late for the book. Not so for the movie as I'm old and don't want to be yawning through it.

Ms Misery, Wednesday, 27 June 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

Lolol nice one darragh

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 28 November 2010 04:17 (fourteen years ago)

My daughter asked to hear the full version of the Nick Cave song today, and has subsequently asked for mp3s of the lot so she can put them on her iPod.

ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Sunday, 28 November 2010 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

Nice!

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 28 November 2010 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

parent-to-parent advice: don't give her the grinderman 2 disc.

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 28 November 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

i rewatched all of these this weekend, lets not dwell on that, #3 is the best one i think

max, Sunday, 28 November 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

OMG, you did waht?!?

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 28 November 2010 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

#3 was the first one where i could understand why anyone i knew was reading these books. that or order of the phoenix definite head and shoulders over the rest for me.

balls, Sunday, 28 November 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago)

this was the first HP i have ever seen/read/_______

barely knew a thing about the whole enterprise

it passed the time and hermione could definitely get it but otherwise ehhhhh

rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Sunday, 28 November 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

Rewarched the first 2 movies this weekend. Sooo cute seeing them all as little babies :) overall they sure make Hallows pale in comparison

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 28 November 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago)

#3 is the best one i think

― max, Sunday, November 28, 2010 7:30 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

yeah. series hasn't sucked since, but that was definitely the high point.

phish in your sleazebag (contenderizer), Sunday, 28 November 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

....hermione could definitely get it but otherwise ehhhhh

― rip whiney g weingarten 03/11 never forget (history mayne), Sunday, 28 November 2010 15:47 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Rewarched the first 2 movies this weekend. Sooo cute seeing them all as little babies :)...

― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Sunday, 28 November 2010 16:22 (2 hours ago) Bookmark

signs that yr franchise has overstayed its welcome #3432

calpolaris (nakhchivan), Sunday, 28 November 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

See: ending credits of Jackass 3-D

Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Sunday, 28 November 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

first two movies are so shitty

max, Sunday, 28 November 2010 19:19 (fourteen years ago)

lg u know donal gleeson? i may be one of the few people that consider your bad self a triumph, and him in particular

yeah he is a real good pal as he grew up v near my family home. you might remember a sketch in that where a guy shits in a bottle? and the guy is called "fitzy". thanks for that domhnall...haha.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Monday, 29 November 2010 00:32 (fourteen years ago)

#3 is the one Alfonso Cuaron directed, yeah?

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 29 November 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

yes

balls, Monday, 29 November 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

yeah. he actually made the movie kind of fun--the first two are all home alone chris columbus-style "fun" and the last four dont even try to be fun (maybe #6 does a little bit w/ the love stuff)

max, Monday, 29 November 2010 00:55 (fourteen years ago)

the umbridge stuff is fun

balls, Monday, 29 November 2010 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

like cuaron is the only director to show ron and harry and their bros kickin it in the hogwarts dorm late at night--theoretically this is how like 50% of their time is spent but none of the other directors bother showing it. this is partly jk rowlings fault of course.

max, Monday, 29 November 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

yeah. i like yates a lot more than newell or columbus.

max, Monday, 29 November 2010 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

oh I just said this somewhere else, but yeah, the first two movies are bad. the first one is so bad I avoided seeing any of the others for years (and I did read the books, at least up to Half Blood Prince). Still haven't seen DH but I thought HBP was a good film, at least, the only one that seemed to approach 'greatness' as a film and didn't seem just like a bunch of rushed set pieces adapted from a very long novel. The pacing was very good.

akm, Sunday, 5 December 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago)

I think the main thing the HP films do is highlight how uncinematic the plots of the books are, some fun setpieces aside. I mean the later ones are like 80% fuckin backstory.

A brownish area with points (chap), Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago)

I remember the music in the first HP film being so bad that I just couldn't stand to watch it. I share the consensus that the Cuaron one is the best. The new one is so flabby in the middle, and dwelling on the long and arbitrary separation period was a brave decision with a dull outcome. It is very odd when Ron and Harry and Hermione are together because there is a lot of chemistry there, but I don't buy it as those characters chemistry- it just looks like three young actors who have grown up together doing time in a killer franchise that they don't necessarily like but can't afford to reject. You can see it in their eyes sometimes.

the tune is space, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:31 (fourteen years ago)

I remember the music in the first HP film being so bad that I just couldn't stand to watch it.

Haha that's my overriding memory of it as well -- the only clips I saw were so overladen with this treacly/twinkly 'it's magical wonderment film orchestral music!' stuff that I concluded John Williams had just finally given up.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:41 (fourteen years ago)

there is a lot of chemistry there, but I don't buy it as those characters chemistry- it just looks like three young actors who have grown up together doing time in a killer franchise

yeah ron/hermione is kinda difficult to believe in the books and even harder in the movies i think

max, Sunday, 5 December 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

Thought this was pretty bad, my least favorite of the series. Even though the first one is pretty cringey at times, at least it held a sense of wonder that has been missing (obv the "dark" turns have to do with this, but this was the first film in the series where I didn't have a "now that is some cool magic" moment). Way too much emo teens in tents. I laughed out loud at the naked Harry and Hermoine and got some evil stares from people in my row.

one pretty obvious guy in the obvious (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

Which one had the fight between Dumbledore & Voldemort? That was a pretty badass magic fight.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 6 December 2010 20:28 (fourteen years ago)

ok so this one really kind of sucked, way way too long and really important plot points buried or glossed over (like, dursleys are just moving out, what? and what was harry constantly flashing on? and who was the teacher being tortured by voldemort?) in favor of incredibly long two person emo scenes, blah blah blah. at least the ending was kind of cool. but I have a feeling that once part 2 comes out it will have seemed like this whole thing could have been one film.

akm, Sunday, 19 December 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

four months pass...

I hope everything blows up real good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mObK5XD8udk

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 April 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

Don't remember...most of those scenes from the book. Looks awesome anyway!

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 28 April 2011 22:26 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

i caught up w/the last 3 movies this weekend (never read the books):

order of the phoenix - didnt dig this so much. felt very much like they were trying to speed through as many plot points as possible and consequently the movie was sort of... untextured and personality-free. it had some good things going for it though, like imelda staunton, and i was super-impressed by how they staged freakin wand fights in a way that was actually exciting and visceral - thats a tough task!

half-blood prince - this was pretty gangster. upping the romance factor felt like an overdue move and made for a nice change of pace from the usual worrying-about-voldemort stuff. the reveal at the end that snape was the half-blood prince freaking ruled. david yates is clearly a good director, and there's an englishness to his installments that felt strangely absent from the earlier movies. definitely curious about whatever he does next.

deathly hallows pt 1 - worst movie in the series i guess. needed more snape. i hope he snapes out on hella fools in the next movie. found it hard to sit through, and also sorta confusing at times - lots of names & terminology being thrown around that i couldn't make sense of. probably because i can barely remember anything about the first 4 movies, having not seen them since they came out. the best thing i can take away from it is that they've gotten the boring crap out of the way and the next one should be wall-to-wall ass-whomping.

funny thing about the nick cave scene - i didnt recognize his voice at all, but when the song started i was thinking 'lol, what is this dadrock'

british actor i most wish they'd found a role for in the series: tom wilkinson

overall best thing about the last few movies: helena bonham carter. she really goes ham on every scene, seems to be having the most fun and generally has the most presence of any of the villains... hollywood needs to figure out what to do with her, because shit like this & the king's speech isnt really doing her justice

a thong of ice and fire (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

she needs to divorce tim burton and star in some real movies

☂ (max), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:42 (fourteen years ago)

she needs to put the hurtin... on burton!!!

a thong of ice and fire (Princess TamTam), Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:42 (fourteen years ago)

half-blood prince is my favorite non-azkaban potter movie. i didn't see the last one though.

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:48 (fourteen years ago)

("favorite" here means i'm probably never watching any of the other ones again, except for wizard people, dear reader.)

difficult listening hour, Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:50 (fourteen years ago)

Above prediction that Rowling will never really write again: so far so true, yes?

Three Word Username, Monday, 30 May 2011 08:48 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

I'm watching this for the first time. Pretty amazing. I bet the snake part was awesome in 3D. The motorcycle chase too! Now I want a flying vespa.

Voldemort was scarier when he didn't talk so much, the movie is really glacial in places, and terribly depressing in other places. But it makes it all for a much more epic experience. Great summer popcorn movie! I wish they made more movies about wizards, tbh.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 June 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

I kinda feel like as a fantasy fan, in many ways, the Harry Potter movie series has more than made up for the Star Wars prequels.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 18 June 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

Really? I enjoyed the books and all, but the movies are kind of meh, except perhaps the third. LOTR films miles better.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 19 June 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

i am rewatching these all right now. i don't know if this is, like, already well-recognized, but it seems the odd-numbered entries are really solid, and the evens are very blah to very dull

remy bean, Sunday, 19 June 2011 00:54 (fourteen years ago)

I watched the 7a on a plane and I was surprised at how well it was paced. I felt like the first three (which were previously the only ones I'd seen) really dragged. Kids have also grown to be respectable actors, thankfully.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Sunday, 19 June 2011 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

If I read one more "It's over and my childhood is ending oh noes" comment...

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 July 2011 03:37 (fourteen years ago)

one of the obsessives on my FEED just posted "Mischief managed!" and i was like aw but idk maybe everybody's saying that, maybe it's a hashtag

my Sonicare toothbrush (difficult listening hour), Friday, 15 July 2011 08:21 (fourteen years ago)

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so brycey (history mayne), Friday, 15 July 2011 08:25 (fourteen years ago)

*shits profusely*

buzza, Friday, 15 July 2011 08:39 (fourteen years ago)

DH Pt. 1 draaaaags in places and if you're not a fan the namedropping gets obnoxious, but despite not being a great entry in the series I'm impressed with how it stubbornly, quietly earned its "darkness."

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah I thought Part 1 started and ended pretty solidly, given the awkward way things were chopped up to make two flicks, but goddamn did that emo teens in the forest stuff drag and drag and drag.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

If she didn't screech too obviously in places, Helena Bonham Carter would be perfect.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

Neville Longbottom, he's okay.

kip winger; radio ventriloquist (jel --), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Just saw the final one, great job. I admit I was surprised it was only 2 hours long, I expected it to be bloated like every other film these days.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 03:22 (thirteen years ago)


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