I just pished in my pants - advice needed immediately

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Not really

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:04 (twenty-two years ago)

phew

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't begin to tell you how much I already regret starting this thread

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

inhale it.

not really.

― gazza, Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:06 (twenty-two years ago)

what is pish, i'm guessing we don't want to eat it

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Scottish urine

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:11 (twenty-two years ago)

pish: a word expressing contempt. Therefore, this thread is about having contempt for pants!

Whenever I post something I might regret, I've noticed that ILE takes longer to accept my message in a sort of "are you sure? You could hit stop! Oh well it's up to you..." way.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

down with pants!!

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:16 (twenty-two years ago)

but at least the two threads sit cozily next to each other on the New Answers page.

DOWN WITH PANTS!!

― Dave M. (rotten03), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

pants, i smite thee!!

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Ive been pishing in the wind........

― gazza, Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Pants, I scorn thee.

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:31 (twenty-two years ago)

"worldwide pants" -> letterman is the devil

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Free yourself from pants.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 11:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan to thread!

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 12:31 (twenty-two years ago)

fuck pants

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Nee, nee mun pish.

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

As soon as I saw it was 'pished' and not 'pissed' I thought 'ah this will be a good way to identify another Scottish ILX'er'..... but see you electric jimmy, I thought you were Australian?

― Ray M (rdmanston), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 14:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I spilled coffee all over myself today. While I was wearing a suit. Thankfully, my idiocy occurred after an interview and not before.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Start wearing a kilt and no knickers.Flash old ladies everytime you see one

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not wearing pants.

― luna.c (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 October 2002 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

"chicks dig me because i rarely wear underwear, and when i do it's something unusual"

― ron (ron), Thursday, 3 October 2002 00:02 (twenty-two years ago)

like a nappy?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 3 October 2002 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Every single one of us, on some level, is naked beneath his or her clothes.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 3 October 2002 00:46 (twenty-two years ago)

you need pull-ups, for those little accidents.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 3 October 2002 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

al gore invented pants

― ron (ron), Thursday, 3 October 2002 01:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It feels like the right time to once again proclaim that I, I AM the master of my own pants!

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 3 October 2002 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

that's a very useful daily affirmation!

― ron (ron), Thursday, 3 October 2002 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Up with skirts!

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 4 October 2002 06:28 (twenty-two years ago)

eleven months pass...

my finest hour

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I keep spilling egg white on my trousers. Seriously, it's egg white!

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Deary me James, you are a strange young man ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm sure there was an actual point to this thread when i started it

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:29 (twenty-one years ago)

skirts up
pants down

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Row row row yer punt
Gently down the stream
Belts off, trousers down
Isn't life a scream
whahey!

... I'm a bit sleep depped today.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 06:34 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

ahh i finally worked out where this thread came from

I just ashed on my pants - advice needed immediately

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 10 February 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

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