A man with an orange for a head walks into a bar. He orders a pint, pays the barman and sits down on a stool.
Being an inquisitive, not to mention observant, chap, the barman asks the man why exactly he has an orange in the place of his head?
"Well, there's an interesting story behind that" says the man. "You see, I was walking along one day when I looked down and found a lamp. Of course, I rubbed it and to my suprise, out popped a Genie who granted me the traditional three wishes."
"So, firstly i decided i needed money and wished i would win the lottery. Well, saturday night arrived and lo and behold, I won 8.5 million."
"Secondly I decided I would like the most beautiful wife in the world. The following day the most attractive lady I have ever seen knocked on my door and proposed to me."
"Two excellent wishes so far," says the barman, "and what about your last wish?"
"I wished I had an orange instead of a head"
― ian flintham, Sunday, 6 October 2002 11:44 (twenty-three years ago)
Sadly, no. If you had been earlier you could have entered it with that lunatic researcher (results published last week) and it would have been scientifically proven that it's not funny.
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 October 2002 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)
I think it is. The version I read had him w/HALF an orange for a head, so yr wondering about the HALF thing the whole time till the punchline though.
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 6 October 2002 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)
this is the best joke told by a man or a woman ever in history, but much funnier in its even more concise form
here― Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 6 October 2002 12:15 (twenty-three years ago)