What do you think these LA kids are listening to? (LOTS OF DUMB PICS)

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DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 04:49 (twenty-one years ago)

WHITE BELT SWEATSHOP!!!!!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I know that there have been great advances in laser-removal, but really, people, irony and tattoos don't mix.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

The '70s revival kids would totally kick these kids' asses

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you see the Garbage Pail kid sleeves?

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm glad I hated my childhood and found almost everything about the time I grew up to be awful so I wouldn't be tempted to relive it in an embarrassing public fashion like that.

To answer the original question: Probably half the songs on this. Which irks me.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Most of these kids look like high school girls out having a wild good time which means they probably don't remember any of that crap.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The girl in the second pic I'd pound till her arms fell off, the rest are geeks. Probably do "Faint supperdance" on Wednesdays.

― DarrensCoq, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I think one of the dudes from Goldfinger is up there.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://staging.papermag.com/stylin/fashion/schmashion/mothersill/images/group.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The girl in the second pic I'd pound till her arms fell off

Doesn't look like it'd take a herculean mounting session, does it?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Station/9622/img59.jpg

― Manual Gottbling (Andy K), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i think one of the wizard is hungry guys is in there somewhere...

anyways:
"hot topic" - le tigre
"makeout club" - unrest
"fashion cult" - swell maps

also:
there is a picture of San Francisco in there... it's the small one after the girl sitting on the girl on the toilet.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:12 (twenty-one years ago)

So what 'scene' circa '82 would've been exactly as embarrassing as this is now? Don't tell me electrowhatever, I refuse to believe that.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

That's a whole lotta Isis, Agoraphobic Nosebleed, Get Up Kids and The Fucking Champs fans in one place.

― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

to answer the thread question: house of jealous lovers on auto-repeat!

i'm quite fond of those garbage pail kid tattoos! they are a hoot.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Yea, that picture snuck in there... because i love high school girls who think they're Kathleen Hannah.

PS - Hi!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I would gently make sweet, sweet fuck to the guy in the Led Zep shirt. (I don't think I'd ever pound someone till their arms fell off, even if I had the stamina.)

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you have a cell phone fetish or something?

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

tonight i was introduced to a young man who is going to medical school to specialize in dermatology, specifically tattoo removal via laser.

HI JAYDUB!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

(ok that was mean, sorry)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

they don't need to be embarrassed. they look like they're having fun. or maybe kids trying to look cool just seems cute to me now that i'm an old fogey.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm procrastinating on my final projects for school!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:18 (twenty-one years ago)

It's been 15 mins now and I still want to punch that one guy with the sideburns.

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

They're having fun but they LOOK SO GROSS.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

The first picture makes me wanna listen to GUITAR WOLF!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:19 (twenty-one years ago)

So what 'scene' circa '82 would've been exactly as embarrassing as this is now? Don't tell me electrowhatever, I refuse to believe that.

AM/PM, Pyramid, Roxy, Mudd Club, Danceteria the newest club is opening up.!!!

Really, most of them if you looked around the club hard enough. Especially at the height of New Romantic.

That cell phone guy on the left looks so familiar. Maybe he works at Amoeba. I don't know, half these kids look fine to me. I mean, they just look like normal night club kids. Oh , xpost with that other old fogey, Scott.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:21 (twenty-one years ago)

For every one of those shitty tattoos, there is a mother with a broken heart.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, the guy w/the curly hair, four-day-old beard and Member's Only jacket...the herion-thin topless guy...the guys and their 'creative' methods of masking hair loss through combing forward...the guy with the muttonchops and I LOVE MUTTONCHOPS...they all have cooties.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

ILX has been waiting for this thread.

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they're cute. I'm glad they're having fun. (I hope they're having fun.) What are they listening to? I don't know. I'm hoping real hard it's not Dashboard Confessional.

― spittle (spittle), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:25 (twenty-one years ago)

And dude! Lou Reed t-shirts! Not acceptable! Not EVEN AS A JOKE!

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is going to be the ILX Secret Wars!!!

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

the guys and their 'creative' methods of masking hair loss through combing forward

I would just like to mention that I tried this and it has pretty much failed miserably, so I've resorted to combing it straight back. Coupled with the muttonchops I have the hair of a 50 year-old greaser.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

God, I would be such a dad if I tried to go to that club.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I llke the peace sign kid with the kerchief on. I'd hang out with him. He looks really cute in the background of the picture with the Mars Volta lookalikes. Everyone looks like they're trying to avoid him.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:33 (twenty-one years ago)

these kids look beyond ridiculous. seriously, what the fuck.

at least the last picture cheered me up a bit.

my guess would be something w/ style over substance, obviously, hmm, maybe ''bandages'' by hot hot heat... , i really don't anyone who looks like these people that i could borrow a few stereotypes from.

― reo, Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Are those wristbands used to indicate that they're too young to drink?

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The wristbands explode if they cut their bangs.

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't believe any of those people have jobs. Rationally, I know at least some of them must, maybe at 7-11, but it still boggles the mind.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

those kids is stoopid fuckin buttholes

i love the kids, but not those ones

― heeeeeeees (kissmyfist), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:41 (twenty-one years ago)

The wristbands explode if they cut their bangs.

escape from hollywood

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.whom.co.uk/gfx/secretwars.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:44 (twenty-one years ago)

that's it, i'm getting that on my face.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Reed Richards has a white belt....

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

they all look exactly like thousands of kids you'd see at parties in NYC two years ago only with more make-up and less fashionable hairstyles. That is what get's lost in the translation from NYC fashion to LA to the Malls.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I like the girl with the celly.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan Selzer: yes

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess the LA style now is to cut your hair yourself. Hairdressers all over the city are feeling the pinch. PLEASE, PEOPLE, THINK OF THE HAIRDRESSERS!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Ironman was so boring. Just look at him there. He's all like, ehhhhnghhh..

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 05:54 (twenty-one years ago)

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well the girl in photo 2 is either an alien or the photographer didn't use his anti-redeye gizmo.

― mentalist (mentalist), Thursday, 18 December 2003 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

his / her

― mentalist (mentalist), Thursday, 18 December 2003 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Does anyone else hear "Losing My Edge" while reading this thread?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 18 December 2003 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I hear "Valley Girl"

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Friday, 19 December 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 19 December 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Why do people have to bring that song up on the threads I read?

― adam michel (adam michel), Friday, 19 December 2003 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread started out a laff riot, and ended up being a gangbang. Fashion in progress, folks.

Fuck this, I'm going back to Friendster.

― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Friday, 19 December 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

What the hell is wrong with dressing up? Especially when you're going out, for god sakes!

If these people were japanese, would anyone be whining?

― Kris (aqueduct), Friday, 19 December 2003 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)

did you read the guitar wolf comments, kris?

― adam michel (adam michel), Friday, 19 December 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Kris, do you think the pictured folks carefully refrain from commenting on anyone else's attire - their own crowd or anyone else?

Somehow I doubt it. Being snarky is an active pastime for young Americans. It's all in good fun, I doubt anyone carries real malice, etc. etc.

But some of them are dressed funny, you have to admit, right?.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 19 December 2003 01:46 (twenty-one years ago)

(milo, check out the "cdr700mb who's doing what year.. NATE! MATOS! help etc. excelsior" thread. Just wondering if you needed help with the '91 mix and what exactly you needed)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 19 December 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(sorry, didn't mean to interupt the thread)

― donut bitch (donut), Friday, 19 December 2003 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

revive!

http://www.clubbang.net/05-29-04/gallery.html

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.clubsynthetic.net/

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

(can an admin delete broken images if this gets a lot of replies)

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.clubsynthetic.net/11-28-03/pages/syntheticNov28%20(39).htm
HAHAHA NEIL TOTALLY RADD!! MY OTHER BAND TOURED WITH THIS DUDE. HES GETTING IT SO BAD. LAST DUDE TO THE RIGHT. http://www.totallyradd.com

― juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

He looks like the ringer from Bad News Bears who rode the motorcycle and smoked.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.clubsynthetic.net/11-28-03/images/syntheticNov28%20(39).jpg
DOH

― juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

JUICEBOXXX DO U LI3K ELECTROCLASH HOLLA BACK AT ME LOLZ

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, totally radd!! is the shit, hes not electroclash, hes NINTENDOCLASH

― juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

not anymore!

― chaki_burger (chaki), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

haha. are you talking about the 'tard disco deal?

― juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont know what im talking about

― chaki_burger (chaki), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

well played

― juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

http://s-martkino.com/images/bandsurvey79juiceboxxx.jpg

― HAMBURGER NEURON GROUP (ex machina), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, one of my best friends is in one of these pix. the heeb on the left

http://www.clubsynthetic.net/11-28-03/images/syntheticNov28%20(32).jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, that's

http://www.clubsynthetic.net/11-28-03/images/syntheticNov28%20(32).jpg

― JaXoN (JasonD), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 20:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://sindivision.net/stuff/hxc.gif

oh no west coast hardcore kids at it again!

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 10:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Served!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Lies! That's totally East Coast wankery. West Coast kids don't move that fast.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I was told that was west coast!

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

That black girl has crazy tiger style.

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

The ZOOM was really dramatic!!!! MOSSSSSSSSSSH

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The Sharks are gonna have their way.... Tonight

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

we need a frame by frama analysus of this to get an accurate white belt population count

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

What is that in the upper left hand corner? A mic?

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Do the belt colors indicate skill levels?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

CAPOEIRA

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Do the belt colors indicate skill levels?

Yes but it's the inverse of the martial arts ranking, with white being the equivalent of judo's black, for example.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT DO PLUGS MEAN

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Monday, 14 June 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.hairdoc.com/images/PP01E411.JPG

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

T/S: "Plugs" vs. "PLUGZ"

― deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (deangulberry), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that guy should've stuck with balding.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 14 June 2004 17:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian and I are going to the local equivilent of this fucking crap.

― *ROGERING GEAR!'S ROOMIE* (ex machina), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v38/killerwaves/11hahaahahah.jpg

Apparently these kids were jocks in high school and only recently discovered MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE. Dixon, CA folks.

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Monday, 21 March 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Friday, 6 May 2005 11:56 (twenty years ago)

it's antioch arrow's fault, innit?

― philip sherburne (philip sherburne), Friday, 6 May 2005 13:37 (twenty years ago)

STOP SLANDERING MY LOCAL SPORTS TEAM YOU LIQUID SKY REJECT

― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 6 May 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

OMG THE WEST COAST HARDCORE KIDS ANIMATED GIF!

This is up there with the RAGING, STOMPING MOSH WOMANBEAST AT THE SAGE FRANCIS SHOW

― donut debonair (donut), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

DIXON? Seriously folks...DIXON? That rules. I'd dress like that too if I lived in Dixon. I wonder if they'll be attending the Dixon Mayfair this weekend, wherein Lynyrd Skynyrd's playing a sold-out show tonight.

― VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 May 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

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