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(Insert band that lots of people surely like) = dud.

― David Allen, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 23:22 (twenty-three years ago)

well done

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah but no you're forgetting

(Insert band you think nobody would ever disagree with) = classic.

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 23:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Also

(opinion) = just your opinion.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 23:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Also "hahahaha (cheap, petty insult)"
And "Well I dis/like this band but (severe self-deprecating passive-aggressive remark)"

― Nate Patrin, Wednesday, 23 October 2002 23:39 (twenty-three years ago)

WHAT IS SHE SAYING???

― Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 23 October 2002 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Person A: "Should I come to NYC?"
Persons A through Z: "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 24 October 2002 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't believe nobody's mentioned (really clever choice everyone managed to let slip through the net/totally obscure choice designed specifically to make the writer look knowledgeable and thus cool)

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 24 October 2002 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

"you are all morons."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 October 2002 01:46 (twenty-three years ago)

"Let's see *you* make a better album."

― bnw (bnw), Thursday, 24 October 2002 01:57 (twenty-three years ago)

(indie guilt)

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 24 October 2002 02:28 (twenty-three years ago)

rockist!

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 October 2002 02:29 (twenty-three years ago)

"If being [x] is rockist, then dammit, I'm a rockist!"

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 24 October 2002 02:30 (twenty-three years ago)

"(blah blah intelligent blah), but I have no idea what I'm talking about" (or some variation therein).

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 24 October 2002 02:36 (twenty-three years ago)

(random offtopic pun related to previous post)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 October 2002 02:38 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.toiletmuseum.com/animals/Cigcat2.jpg

― minna (minna), Thursday, 24 October 2002 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

blah blah microhouse blah blah

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 24 October 2002 02:49 (twenty-three years ago)

"self-reflexive injoke a part-timer like me has no hope of comprehending, usually miscapitalised"

(Not that I'm saying this is bad.)

― B:Rad (Brad), Thursday, 24 October 2002 03:54 (twenty-three years ago)

(cogent discussion on philosophical implications of culture in a hypermediated society in decline)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 24 October 2002 04:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't believe you (people/"boys"/tossers/etc.) are having a (rational discussion/serious debate/philosophical investigation/argument about aesthetics/etc.) when somewhere (people are being beaten to death/kittens are being underfed/CD sales are down/etc.) It's so (fucking typical/sad/insensitive/etc.) -- unlike me, of course, who (never discusses anything with anyone/gives back massages to Tuvaluan refugees/happens to be a sanctimonious schmuck/etc.). So you (can fuck right off/should feel ashamed/ought to commit seppuku/etc.)

― Phil (phil), Thursday, 24 October 2002 04:19 (twenty-three years ago)

(insert album cover) (insert second album cover that looks like first album cover)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 24 October 2002 04:29 (twenty-three years ago)

:-) or ;-), if I am posting.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 24 October 2002 04:44 (twenty-three years ago)

and then we ALL LEZ UP

― maura (maura), Thursday, 24 October 2002 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

"(blah blah) rox. u r all gay."

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 October 2002 04:50 (twenty-three years ago)

This site sux. y don't u all get a life??

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 October 2002 04:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, (well-known and/or prolific poster) insulted me! I'm gonna stop posting! Like, forever!
[waits for apology]
[maybe gets it] [probably not]
[sneaks back on after a couple of weeks/days/hours like nothing ever happened]
[posts about Interpol]

― Matt C., Thursday, 24 October 2002 06:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Do we have to do this *again*? It's already been covered at interminable length here: Every post ever

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 24 October 2002 06:22 (twenty-three years ago)

good one

― ron (ron), Thursday, 24 October 2002 06:31 (twenty-three years ago)

HAHAHAHAH no.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 24 October 2002 07:07 (twenty-three years ago)

(Something that really wasn't worth repeating)

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 24 October 2002 07:12 (twenty-three years ago)

(Something that really wasn't worth repeating)

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 24 October 2002 07:12 (twenty-three years ago)

(Shit, sorry, clockwork PC, must keep pedaling, load up the coal etc)

< bows >

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 24 October 2002 07:13 (twenty-three years ago)

We've already had this discussion in this other post Every post ever

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 24 October 2002 07:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I like Slayer

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 24 October 2002 08:05 (twenty-three years ago)

[ILXer] to thread!

― Jeff W (Jeff W), Thursday, 24 October 2002 08:22 (twenty-three years ago)

[someone who never reads ILX] to thread!

― Jeff W (Jeff W), Thursday, 24 October 2002 08:23 (twenty-three years ago)

lurk lurk lurk
*thinks: hahaha so funny but what could I possibly add?
lurk lurk lurk

― Lurker, Thursday, 24 October 2002 08:32 (twenty-three years ago)

influence

― mark ess, Thursday, 24 October 2002 08:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Hurrah for mark s! Everyone starts with a post somewhere, I think. :-) Welcome!

― luke (luke), Thursday, 24 October 2002 08:50 (twenty-three years ago)

mark s

― Roger Fascist (Roger Fascist), Thursday, 24 October 2002 09:09 (twenty-three years ago)

[ILXer] is OTM.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Thursday, 24 October 2002 09:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Yuz AWL gibba TEMS AWL DA FUCKin taymo WUT HAZNt MIIKKADO BAT da BOOZin Top DA TURNO. HATAZ!

SEMMI DUM bat wit DA Kaps?

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 24 October 2002 10:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Taking sides: (critically accalimed canonical album) vs (universally derided album which ILM will then decide it likes better)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 24 October 2002 10:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Every Boast Ever (Unanswered, posted at 12:54 pm)
Every Toast Ever (Unanswered, posted at 12:55 pm)
Every Ghost Ever (Unanswered, posted at 12:57 pm)
Every Coast Ever (Unanswered, posted at 12:59 pm)

― Tom (Groke), Thursday, 24 October 2002 10:57 (twenty-three years ago)

For a second I thought this thread was about INSERT OFF THE WALL BAND HERE

I wish it was, that'd be way better than INSERT BAND BEING DISCUSSED HERE AND LOUD SNARE DRUM NOISE FOR THE HILARIOUS JOKE

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 24 October 2002 11:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey in that picture BAND X look a bit like Hitler!!!

Yeah hitler's albums were better though!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can you feel the hilarity?

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 24 October 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Metal Machine Music.

― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 24 October 2002 11:19 (twenty-three years ago)

[Insert off the wall band here"? Aaaaah, but they're nothing like as good as [insert incredibly obscure, even more off the wall band, who never actually recorded anything and never gigged outside their native Azerbaijan]

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Thursday, 24 October 2002 11:51 (twenty-three years ago)

"that's not true, I think you'll find they gigged in uzbekistan in 1966, supporting a band which were their exact doubles, in everything but sound, where they were a poor imitation"

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 24 October 2002 11:55 (twenty-three years ago)

koritfw!!!

(actually where did dj sonic jesus go: i miss him/her/it)

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 24 October 2002 11:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Skipping 112 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

i agree with mobb deep & mase. and also the teaches of peaches.

― mary b. (mary b.), Friday, 25 October 2002 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

[potentially polarizing comment]
*ducks*

― Steph (Steph), Friday, 25 October 2002 20:03 (twenty-three years ago)

(breaks thread course) No worries, RS -- there's no rush!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 25 October 2002 20:15 (twenty-three years ago)

do you SEE?!

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 25 October 2002 22:18 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is GREBT!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 25 October 2002 23:34 (twenty-three years ago)

None of you people can post anything (interesting/original) and neither can I, so let's talk about how we can never post anything (interesting/original).

― Callum (Callum), Friday, 25 October 2002 23:59 (twenty-three years ago)

WORST ... THREAD ... EVAH

If you don't like this thread, why don't you start your own thread about something that interests you? Where are all your great thread ideas, smarty-pants?

― Ra-kist Scientist, Saturday, 26 October 2002 00:36 (twenty-three years ago)

[INSERT PIC OF LINK TO Somethingawful.com WHICH GETS FACETIOUSLY REDIRECTED to MASSIVE SPEWING COCKHEAD]

― Mr. Cockhead, Saturday, 26 October 2002 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

But [the comment you made which was obviously a joke] isn't actually true!

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 26 October 2002 05:24 (twenty-three years ago)

[Post 1]: New caustic poster X is obviously long-time, well-liked poster Y, I knew it by the second word.
[Post 2]: Huh, I don't see it.
[Post 3]: Duh, if you compare the third sentence of X's post on Oct 21 with the second line of Y's post on June 3, 1999 it's obvious.

― nickn (nickn), Saturday, 26 October 2002 06:06 (twenty-three years ago)

[content]

― [poster's name] (mitchlnw), Saturday, 26 October 2002 08:19 (twenty-three years ago)

[completely irrelevant allusion to Ezra Pound or something he wrote, but then what was his definition of kulchur again?]

― Ra-kist Scientist, Saturday, 26 October 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

p!nk = punk = punctum = chickenbear

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 26 October 2002 11:47 (twenty-three years ago)

What does Fremme Neppa Venette mean?

― slit magnet, Saturday, 26 October 2002 12:08 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread was better back in the old days.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 26 October 2002 12:12 (twenty-three years ago)

I hate this place, you all make me sick, I started a thread about the hyper decombobulation bubbles and someone called me a fool, I don't have anything to say about them but if someone likes them could they please say "I like them" on my thread and I can feel satisfied that my ego is intact.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 26 October 2002 12:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi, isn't (insert contemporary crossover dance/metal/rap track) brilliant (in a vain attempt to convince people that I have a varied music taste, when in fact I only listen to Idlewild).

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 26 October 2002 12:35 (twenty-three years ago)

How do you do the blue writing again?

As usual, I don't understand what you people are talking about.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 26 October 2002 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

heyyy, htat new bck ablum doesnt suck! You sukc.... oh hsit...i'm sboooo drukkkkk

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 26 October 2002 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)

"I'm interviewing [band] tomorrow... what should I ask them?" (Because heaven forbid you should have to think of these things on your own.)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 26 October 2002 15:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Alternately: "Please make my mixtape for me."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 26 October 2002 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey look, even though

my post isn't particularly lyrical

or poetic in any way I

will type it out using line

breaks. Isn't it cuter that way.

― Aaron A., Sunday, 27 October 2002 04:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Last time I talked to Gerard and Lou and Mick and David G, I mentioned this post and they said it could go either way. I'm going over to Paul's place later, though, and I'll get another opinion.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 27 October 2002 15:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Avatar arrives late in thread, posts way-out opinion, turning thread into violent tennis match between himself and thread alpha male / punky runt.

Other posters (now 'audience') jeer, yet lurk in stalls, intrigued.

When Avatar scores a point against alpha male / runt, hisses erupt from stalls. 'Leave off, he's not feeling himself today!' Avatar realises he has fatally failed to check phatic / grooming threads before weighing in.

Avatar, switching metaphors dangerously now, calls star witnesses to court; Shakespeare, Picasso, Chomsky and Lenny Bruce. 'Audience' pronounces Shakespeare, Picasso, Chomsky and Bruce cunts.

Thread continues for 536 more posts, 385 of which are from Avatar.

Avatar leaves message board for six months / minutes, or however long it takes for shagging and making pop records to seem less interesting than spinning out threads.

― Avatar (Momus), Sunday, 27 October 2002 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

watch as i attempt to praise the most obscure group i can think of.

― dyson (dyson), Sunday, 27 October 2002 19:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I heard about that group while you were still in diapers.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 27 October 2002 20:34 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't think i'm going to post here anymore.

ned: sure, i would like to believe that one you pathetic stupuid fucker *flounces off*

― DOOM-E, Sunday, 27 October 2002 20:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Astoundingly accurate!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 October 2002 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

stern john

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 27 October 2002 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I like hitler.

― Momus (not really) (s_clover), Monday, 28 October 2002 04:47 (twenty-three years ago)

ilm ist tot.

― jah, Monday, 28 October 2002 08:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Admittedly, I quite like being insulted, admittedly. It keeps my interest intact. And is anyone else up for insulting? As Steve Gerber demonstrated in issues 113-121 of Daredevil, the dark veneer conceals a hideous underbelly. And is anyone else up for comparing me to Ross Kemp? Admittedly my features might be somewhat obscured today by the 543 Proper 4CD box sets which I bought at a rock bottom price in the HMV sale. I must alphabetise these and prioritise their listening order, with enough free time to enable me to reach the Glasshouse Stores by, oh I'd say, 5:47 pm.

― Martyn Skidmark, Monday, 28 October 2002 12:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I know where you are coming from, Mar.., no wait a second, I don't.

― alex in mainhattan (alex63), Monday, 28 October 2002 14:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I invented emo.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 28 October 2002 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

what is this shit? i come back after (x quantity of time) and find all this. i hate you all i love you ah fuck it.

― jeez, Monday, 28 October 2002 15:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Does this post count?

― alex in mainhattan (alex63), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's where I take a break from speculating about which posters are really other posters in disguise, and dedicate all my attention to the pressing question of whether jess is actually male or female.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Sloan?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:47 (twenty-three years ago)

i invented sound.

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 05:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Most people like these things that people are doing. People are lame for liking these people who do things. I am above criticism because I don't do anything myself.

"Don't Stand Me Down" by Dexy's

boring anecdote by felicity

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 08:46 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

I so knew this was a David Allen thread.

― Aaron A., Monday, 9 February 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

KANYE DO U HAVE A GIRL?

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 February 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course, The Gin Blossoms were the most influential band of the 1990s.

― Chuck Eddy (not really) (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 February 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

what?

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 9 February 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I write a couple of short reviews for a monthly magazine so don't even try it.

― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Monday, 9 February 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Call me and say to my face, old chap:

(555)345-6789

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Monday, 9 February 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

DONT TRY IT BITCH

― Sym (shmuel), Monday, 9 February 2004 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I so knew this was a David Allen thread.
-- Aaron A. (__...), February 9th, 2004.

What do you mean by that? Incult or compliment? I like 'em both!

― David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 9 February 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Me no talk good

― David Allen (David Allen), Monday, 9 February 2004 03:26 (twenty-one years ago)

you sunt.

― omg, Monday, 9 February 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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