Fuck You, Music!!

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On Can You Go For an Entire Day Without Hearing a Song?, Geeta said "Fuck you, music!!" and I said we should start a 'zine. Now she's taken me up on it. So we will. I think. Maybe.

Who wants to participate? The criterion is that you need to have an idea whose thrust is, well, "Fuck you, music!!" Please interpret this however you will.

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I write about Julian Casablancas' ass?

No, seriously, I mean it. I'll somehow wrap it into an article about hating a band, despising their music, despising everything about them, and in fact hating them so much that your passion turns sexual.

Because obviously, it's happened, it happened to me.

― kate, Friday, 22 November 2002 00:46 (twenty-three years ago)

we have a start! let's hear what else y'all got!

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, since this makes absolutely no sense to me, because I drank 4 bottles of KWAK (sorry Tom, I cheated on the quit-being-a-drunk thing), I'm going to be a giant bastard and change this thread to something I wanna read about.

Would the members of Insane Clown Posse been better guests on Kids In The Hall or The State? Run with it, fellahs.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh yeah, I forgot. Add a "if they were covered in poop" in there. Thanks.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:48 (twenty-three years ago)

100 best songs by people in glasses pre-1972 and post 1995.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:57 (twenty-three years ago)

$240 worth of poop?

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 22 November 2002 00:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"Fuck You, Music!!" -- the sequel to "Why Music Sucks," obv.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 01:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm in if it means I can make fun of the Magnetic Fields.

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 22 November 2002 01:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I wanna write about Sue Saad and the Next!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 01:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Now you might think to yourself, "Helltime Producto, where did you get the $240?"

Shhhhhh... That ain't none of your concern, baby. We Had the two-forty, we had to get the poop.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Friday, 22 November 2002 01:08 (twenty-three years ago)

May I contribute an article lambasting Robert Fripp for making such a regressive decision as reforming King Crimson in 1994, effectively ending a most fruitful collaboration with David Sylvian in the process?

― bahtology, Friday, 22 November 2002 01:40 (twenty-three years ago)

And I guess it's obv now since everybody knows I'm the only man who charges $1/lb. for poop.

But my poop is THE BEST QUALITY POOP you can buy.

One look and you'll swear a grizzly was responsible for it. The Koreans and the Chinese may claim to have some kind of ethnic one-up on me for volume, but mine is the stiffest.

We can ship orders up to 240lb. via FedEx overnight.

Fuck you, music, my poop is king.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 November 2002 01:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck You Teh Music which emanates from from other people's cars and which always sucks. I heard U2's "New Year's Day" today walking down the street.

― Aaron A., Friday, 22 November 2002 02:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't worry, M. I have plenty of hate to offer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 22 November 2002 02:19 (twenty-three years ago)

yep, shoulda put this one on ILE. ah well.

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 02:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't care what genre; I don't care what song it is or how much they love it; I don't care what gender/race/age/sexual orientation/country of origin/economic class/etc. the person is (I'm not prejudiced; I hate all of them).

FUCK YOU people who insist on singing or humming along with whatever's playing on your walkman! You distract me when I'm trying to focus on something else and you couldn't carry a note in a briefcase! I am always tempted to grab your headphones from your empty skull and say "Hey turn it down! The sound's leaking out of your mouth!" If I weren't such a nice little white-bread suburban girl I probably would do that one of these days!

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 22 November 2002 03:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck you, music. The world will never live up to the expectations you've created in me.

― Rockist Scientist, Friday, 22 November 2002 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Tanya to thread!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 22 November 2002 08:55 (twenty-three years ago)

not hating music, just wanting to tell it to fuck itself. big difference

― M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 22 November 2002 09:00 (twenty-three years ago)

TWIXX in tha MIXXX!!

sweet caramel, smooth chocolate, crunchy crunchy cookies

HURDY GURDY HURDY HURDY GURDY HE SANG

Now you're all cursed.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Friday, 22 November 2002 09:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Now, Tom, will you excuse me for a second? I just have to go back here and whisper some sweet nothings to this poop. Awwww Yeahhhh.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Friday, 22 November 2002 11:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Could I just write some slander for it?

― hstencil, Friday, 22 November 2002 16:07 (twenty-three years ago)

I would do interviews! With famous rock stars! Actually, only dead ones... Id just dig up corpses of John Lennon and the like, and ask them, point blank, "Is a reunion in store?"

― David Allen, Friday, 22 November 2002 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

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