Death Roll 2003

Michelle Branch, autoerotic asphyxiation
Fred Durst, duel at dawn with Avril Lavigne
Maceo Parker, e. coli
Eddie Money, run over by tourist bus
Cher, not death per se, but cryogenic frozendom

Hmmm, maybe someone from Aftermath (eg 50 Cent) or Murder Inc (hopefully Ja Rule by 50 Cent) will be shot, but i've just realised what a morally suspect prediction that is. So naw.

Benzino gets beaten to death by Em with a rolled up copy of the Source.

Eminem will be swallowed whole, chewed up, digested and crapped into a neat little hole in the ground by his own elephantine ego.

Vanessa Williams, trampled by NYPD horse
Shaggy, bad prunes
Inspectah Deck, asthma
Patti Smith, burns self in Tibetan-Buddhist-style protest of file-sharing
Alanis Morrisette, lyme disease

Christina Aguilera, by the inevitable bad hit of smack.

Peter Cetera - beaten to death by disgruntled Ralph Macchio fans.

Bob Seger, mysterious circumstances
Liam or Noel Gallagher, overdose
Paul Reubens, stabbed (in prison?)
Steve Albini, electrocution

Tupac, turns out he wasn't really dead, they just forgot to let him out of the soundproof vocal booth at the studio, but shortly after his "resurrection" he falls in hole and cracks his noggin good and dead. Howev, the hole he fell in surprisingly contains another 3 dozen albums worth of 2pac vocal tracks.

Every member of the Dead Boys, at the same time; even though they're in different places, is hit by a meteor-- members of the music media rush to make the wittiest headline.

Stiv's already dead.

Isn't this basically devolving into this?
Now that rock stars are old enough to be dropping like flies...

whitney houston - drug overdose
and if leam or noel gallager go - bar room brawl all the way.

Chester H -- METALLICA, rather, could be those who in protest against file-sharing will ...erm, hm... drink themselves to eternal oblivion
(i suppose, and hope)

where's calum when you need him?

Steve Albini: Hamster lodged in anal canal.
Jim Thirlwell: Run over by forklift driven by Lydia Lunch.
Cristina Martinez: mascara overdose
Mike Watt: suicide after finally listening to Dos CD sober.
John Lydon: died from complications following hair transplant.
Roger Miller: blood loss following pecker removal with steak knife by loudmouth wife
Al Quint: blunt force trauma to skull by gang members claiming not to be Bludbrall
Mark Kates: killed in duel with CEO of Taang! over rights to MISSION OF BURMA catalog
Su Miller: died in prison conference room while listening to Eric M. Van on the other side of a plexiglass partition revel about the glory days when only he and Su were getting it up the ass from Roger Miller.
David Lee Roth: died of heart attack when fan, mistaking him for Jim "BLACK OAK ARKANSAS" Dandy, asked for an autograph.
Clint Conley: died when A letter bomb exploded in his face. It was from an anonymous mailer not named Roger "MISSION OF BURMA is more important than CONSONANT" Miller.
Kristen Hirsch: choked on her own vomit when asked why no one is interested in a THROWING MUSES reunion tour.