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― Chelsea, Thursday, 9 January 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

er...please?

― Charlie (Charlie), Thursday, 9 January 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

bite me.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 9 January 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Looks like that other thread already did the damage. Fabulous.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 9 January 2003 04:41 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm lost (yet again)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 9 January 2003 05:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i like how someone just let a heard of internet gigalos know about this page.

― mallory bourgeois (painter man), Thursday, 9 January 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i liked lipstickandcigarettes, and here as well

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 9 January 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

This ranks a 'what the flying fuck'

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

ned/jim---explanation. someone came onto this board having a go at lipstickandcigarettes.com. some people agreed with them, some others disagreed, saying lipstickandcigarettes was nice. there was a link, so i assume someone from that board has come over and seen that thread.

hi chelsea, welcome to ilx...

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 9 January 2003 06:35 (twenty-two years ago)

i hate that site. i can't believe anyone would actually be on it!

― mallory bourgeois (painter man), Thursday, 9 January 2003 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

No, I caught the earlier thread, I'm just bemused by the insult! I was expecting an actual picture of a piece of shit that had already been deleted or something.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Chelsea must obviously be made of classier stuff than that.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:01 (twenty-two years ago)

indie rockah fite!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Chelsea...you tell us to "look at this peice of shit" but you post no link so we can see if it really IS a piece of shit. There are thousands of entries on that site. Which one, specifically, caused such an intense reaction?

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

custos - see gareth's post above

― zebedee, Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:29 (twenty-two years ago)

who would win in a fite? us or lipstick and cigarettes?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 15:31 (twenty-two years ago)

nobody... i envision us being too lazy to put down our beers and they being too busy assembling the perfect riot gear...
m.

― msp, Thursday, 9 January 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Its just hilarious that you all can fall into the gross assumption that Lnc (yes thats what we call it) it primarily for hipsters...and shaggy haired indie rock fucks.

Its just not the case.

The primary people who post and are active couldnt give a fuck about that lifestyle or mentality. Most of us contrary to the stereotype eat meat, are republican, and dont have black hair.

Its just closed minded to make an assumption like that.

and if youd like to see i am username:southeastbends

― chelsea, Thursday, 9 January 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

and shaggy haired indie rock fucks.
http://www.systemtoolbox.com/images/shaggy.gif

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

cool I am gonna vote republican to be contrary to stereotypes.
I could have sworn that the Republican Party and Indie Rock were mutually exclusive. I am a bit confused!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Most of us contrary to the stereotype eat meat, are republican, and dont have black hair.

If I wanted to hang around with people like that, I'd go on a Newport Beach peninsula pub crawl.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd do her.

― ?, Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:34 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.strike9.com/file.aspx/path=/patternblack/fullsize/898.jpg

― ?, Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

shaggy and chelsea have the same hair?

― tickler (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

hipsters...and shaggy haired indie rock fucks

Dude, where is this place? I am SOOOOO there!

The last time I fucked a shaggy-haired indie-rocker, it made i-D!!!

― kate, Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Its just hilarious that you all can fall into the gross assumption that Lnc (yes thats what we call it) it primarily for hipsters...and shaggy haired indie rock fucks.

well then i must say, your site designer is doing a HORRIBLE job representing your crowd. because two clicks in and you're in fashion city.

honestly, who cares if you guys like fashion? f the naysayers. be a shaggy fashion geek. rock on wit yo'self.

there are worse obsessions in this world...
m.

― msp, Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Most of us contrary to the stereotype eat meat

http://www.strike9.com/file.aspx/path=/patternblack/fullsize/902.jpg

― ?, Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

get away from your cam!

― gygax!, Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

i like her tiny hand

― dan (dan), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It's Craig fucking Nichols! OMG!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Awww you kids are just too damn clever. Enough of this all.

Ill go slink back from the depths of which I came.To the land where hipsters reign supreme.

― Chelsea, Thursday, 9 January 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Slink bank to the depths from which I came.

― Schoolmarmoset (amateurist), Thursday, 9 January 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, seriously!

http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/bigphoto.asp?gid=7796&s=1&e=5&seq=1&cf=1706201

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 January 2003 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

This has surprisingly become the best thread ever.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 9 January 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lermanet.com/exit/milgram/milgram5.gif

― Jell-O, Thursday, 9 January 2003 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Most of us contrary to the stereotype eat meat
Holy shit! Isn't that Milla Jovovichs institutionalized little sister?

Also: Sorry, zebedee, I posted before reading the whole thread.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, 9 January 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

man, that Chelsea is hott. I'm outta here.

― lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

"Use the force Luke. Shoot your pink torpedo down the hatch!"

http://www.strike9.com/file.aspx/path=/patternblack/fullsize/902.jpg

― , Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

*sound of torpedo launch*

*SPLASH*

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:28 (twenty-two years ago)

That's really foul and rude, y'all.

― hstencil, Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't help it. Milla Jovovich's institutionalized little sister makes me randy and naughty.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too.

― , Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this where I make the joke about guy with a tonsils fetish?

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you just did,

― , Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

*sound of torpedo launch*
*SPLASH*

I take back what I said about this being the best thread ever.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Ditto. Even if Chelsea may have been a troll (and I'm not convinced), this sort of shit is uncalled for.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

i like her tiny hand

just made me laugh way too loudly in a very quiet office.

now, children, play nicely. the Lnc kids are having their fun, we're having ours, can't we all just get along?

― sittingonthefenceonthisone (Charlie), Thursday, 9 January 2003 22:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Look what this thread has done to Lord Custos!! It's horrid!

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 10 January 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, uh, that was pretty wrong.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 10 January 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 22 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

But Charlie seems to think something much much much worse.

How rude. Some people have such dirty minds.

― , Friday, 10 January 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

And to think we all come to this forum to type profound philosophical ramblings into our laptops while we sit by the fire, sipping cognac and smoking a pipe. I mean, Really...
:tsk:tsk:

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Friday, 10 January 2003 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

...slowly stroking our beard.

― , Friday, 10 January 2003 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha that torpedo gag wasn't even funny until everyone starting getting PC on yall ass

― gi66y, Friday, 10 January 2003 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep mulling over in my head how I can do the inuendo (which, by the way, was a number one dance craze in Czechoslovakia in 1954) without it being misunderstood.
I finally realized that Oderus Orungus already beat me to it.

Revised Version:
http://www.strike9.com/file.aspx/path=/patternblack/fullsize/902.jpg
*Rotating main jizzcannon into position*
*Powering up the Vans Deferenstron 3000*
"And now you shall recieve....the heat-seeking moisture missile!"

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 11 January 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

MEMO TO MYSELF:
STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
Stop being a disgusting slob, Custos!

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 11 January 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"PC"? Give me a fucking break. Take your own advice please Custos.

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 11 January 2003 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll try.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 11 January 2003 02:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Was ILM always this downright fucking sordid? Jesus I used to like thinking it was kind of a "cool internet forum".

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 11 January 2003 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

No, man. Its just *this* thread. It seems to bring out the animal in whoever reads it.
Its like Ringu but instead of dying 7 days later, you *wish* you were dead almost immediately.

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 11 January 2003 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.lipstickandcigarettes.com

― , Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

As a moderator, unfortunately, I don't think that I should start deleting offensive content of this sort but man threads like this make me really want to. What's the verdict of other memebers of the Admin cabal? I mean, this is just senseless and cruel and tasteless assault on members of another board who are just minding their own business, mainly. Like the other thread skirted the line, and this crosses it. I think.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 11 January 2003 04:19 (twenty-two years ago)

No need to kill off the thread, Sterling. Feel free to remove any evidence of my existence in it, though. I realized that I don't want this on my "permanent record."

― ultimate shlongdong (ultimate shlongdong), Saturday, 11 January 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

But Charlie seems to think something much much much worse.

How rude. Some people have such dirty minds.

Hooold up! In my defence, I was slightly (only slightly, mind) disappointed, having read the thredd title, not to see a picture of a piece of shit on the thredd somewhere. So I put one there. That's it.

I must say I was slightly surprised at the vast size of the jpg, for which I apologise.

However. I'm trying to be light-hearted about all this, because a. I don't like the idea of inter-board flame wars, however harmless; they're always divisive, often baselessly malicious and do nobody any favours at all. And b. I must say I've seen a new (rather unsavoury) side to a few nameless posters in this thredd: play nicely, please.

I don't have a PC bone in my body (ok, maybe a couple, but only really small ones), but frankly, grabbing pics of people from what is essentially a meet-like-minded-people site like lipstickandcigarettes and then making unpleasant comments doesn't seem to be in the spirit of ilx.

Correct me if I'm wrong, please. We want to bang on about music at great and often detailed length, they wanna do the same (sort of) and perhaps *get some* too. Is that so wrong? And, honestly, is the latter so very far away from the back of some posters' minds? (just as it is whenever anybosy meets anybody, ever?)

Sorry, rant over. Back to scatology 101.

― Charlie (Charlie), Saturday, 11 January 2003 08:41 (twenty-two years ago)

well i said it was a good site upthread, i dont see it as particularly different from this site. i posted a couple of pics but that wasnt to take the piss

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish everyone would stop being so fucking pathetic.

― OCP (OCP), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, um, why is shit, in its most literal form 'unsafe for work'? It's entirely natural, biological, blah blah blah...

― OCP (OCP), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, um, why is shit, in its most literal form 'unsafe for work'? It's entirely natural, biological, blah blah blah...

another point entirely, but...yeah! hey, at least it's not a HUGE GIANT CUM-OOZING PENIS, right?

God that was horrible. Poo is just poo.

Anyway. enough. i'm off out. bye...

― Charlie (Charlie), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i think its strange how the term "shit" has come to be used as a positive in our society ("its the shit"), implying quality or value, but on the other hand we retain our natural aversion to it, outside of speech. ok, its not that strange

― Vic (Vic), Saturday, 11 January 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is everyone so uptight?

― , Saturday, 11 January 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, um, why is shit, in its most literal form 'unsafe for work'? It's entirely natural, biological, blah blah blah...
I was going to rebut this...but...must...not...post to this...thread...must reesssssiissst!

Oh bugger...I hit "submit"

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Saturday, 11 January 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

custos has an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.

― michael wells (michael w.), Saturday, 11 January 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

And whats worse is the angels advice is worse than the devils. He keeps sneering "Y'know you want to...g'wan!"; I swear the little shiny halo'd creep is smoking a blunt!

― Lord Custos Omega (Lord Custos Omega), Sunday, 12 January 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah apologies for my prejudice against shit pictures.

― Tom (Groke), Sunday, 12 January 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ILx just seems moderated beyond belief, recently.

― OCP (OCP), Sunday, 12 January 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

What the FUCK is going on in here?

Possibly some of you need to, like, kiss a girl.

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 12 January 2003 15:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Possibly some of you need to, like, kiss a girl.

Eww. :-/

― , Sunday, 12 January 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

YOU GUYS ARE COOl!@#@!

*THUMBS UP

― LNC, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

sheesh.....

― katgurl, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

you seriously need help if you honestly believe anything in this thread. I'm sorry if you think LNC is Pretentious and just about "fashion", but honestly its not. so back up, turn around and walk away

― Duffy, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

On topic - I *cannot* look at lipstickandcigarettes.com because I don't use IE. That is, I believe, totally fucking stupid.

― J (Jay), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like the idea of inter-board flame wars, however harmless; they're always divisive, often baselessly malicious and do nobody any favours at all.

it seems to providing much entertainment in the DMB threads.

yeah, and the fact that i can't view the site without using the shittiest browser on earth(even worse that that crappy TurdBrowswer2K3 from Madagascar) is just bad design/planning/code.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
your msg board makes me want to rip each individual hair out of my head. its totally ridiculous, and makes zero to no sense.

― dinaxo, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
your msg board makes me want to rip each individual hair out of my head. its totally ridiculous, and makes zero to no sense.
-- dinaxo (bdffjghd...), July 23rd, 2003.

Whereabouts, exactly, between the realms of "zero" and "no" does it fall?

― David Allen, Wednesday, 23 July 2003 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

My question is, where's the follow through? Start ripping the hairs out already.

― daria g (daria g), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Good lord, people. I may have to go annoy them. They look like they deserve it. Would you miss me?

― Scaredy cat (Natola), Wednesday, 23 July 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd miss them more if there were more than one available female on that board who list their residence in my state...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 24 July 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

you have to speak their language:

LNC IS FOR FAGZ!@@!!

― Bobby D Gray (bedhead), Thursday, 24 July 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

lnc is cool. but old news now, friendster yo

― gareth (gareth), Thursday, 24 July 2003 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

LOOK AT THE SCENESTER WANNABE LNC TWITS:

http://katy.johnale.net/pictures/kickball.jpg
http://unruly.nu/papermill/random/haha/images/welcometoallston.jpg

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 24 July 2003 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I wouldn't kick any of 'em outta bed for eating crackers. Lotta lame tshirts on the guys tho.

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 24 July 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

they're all really lame.

[i wish i had a "keep boston out of providence" image for this]

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i wouildnt kiuck any of the furls out of bed

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 24 July 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I would kick them all out of bed, especially if they were eating crackers.

― Scaredy Cat, Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:07 (twenty-one years ago)

for me, it depend on if they were sharing the crackers or not...

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 24 July 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

this thread is an interesting example of anti-hipster bias on ilx. the finding of a random person on another board, and then laying into them. sadly, i could not find the original thread, just this reply from the accused. ilxes response in return is hypocritical, paternalistic, misogynist and rude. i think this is the sort of thing that i dont like about ilx sometimes,

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 09:52 (twenty years ago)

Me dont like those indie hipsters

here is the original thread, though i'm unsure why you're raising these complaints now.

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 10:39 (twenty years ago)

gareth is having emo conflict regarding his lifestyle choices. and dragging me in with him the bastad.

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 10:58 (twenty years ago)

it's because you're british and you all think we're some hotbed of sexy tolerance over here. a notion you'd be disabused of if you spent any time in a middle-class high school.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 11:09 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

This was a great thread.

― /-/0t, Thursday, 29 July 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago)

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