Toronto FAP Feb 16! Green Room! Be there!

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Just in case no one was paying attention to sundar's thread on ILE, we've been plotting and scheming a Toronto FAP to coincide with Bryan's visit to the city. It's scheduled for this Sunday at the Green Room (located near Brunswick and Bloor, in the alley just behid the Future's and the Poor Alex Theatre). Come one, come all! We're tentatively starting at 6:30pm so we can get some eats, too (they have an all-day breakfast that is dirt CHEAP).

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 10 February 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, since this is probably, like, 2 blocks from your place, you have NO EXCUSE THIS TIME. ;)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 10 February 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

It's on my street! It's 5 minutes away! I'm there!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 10 February 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Upstairs if there's room?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 10 February 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll be giving free lapdances to everyone who attends!

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

damn! we don't get that in London.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

What if we desire a table dance?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll be giving free lapdances to everyone who attends!
i thought you wanted poeple to show up?!

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I do! I'm hot (and sweaty). Only downside to it is that I'll probably be the biggest person attending, but if you don't mind being crushed a little - as Kim put it - HOTT FAP ACTION!

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

He didnt say he would be the one dancing on our laps did he?

Oh damm he did. I think I'll have to buy a street vendor hot dog that day or something.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, maybe I'll pass, again.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Freaks.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

So the general consensus is that me giving lapdances = DUD? Maybe I'll just buy a round then.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm in.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

What are the taps like at this establishment or is it another Canadian/Blue/Ex/Keithes only joint?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Not bad, if I remember correctly. Not as extensive as C'est What? or Biere Markt, obviously.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Can you get Coors Light there? **beats self violently with a stapler**

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

How about Bud?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

If the VU or SG is around there maybe we can drop by afterwards . . .

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

or we could go eat a

VICTORY BURGER

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

VU or SG? Do they put chili on Victory Burgers? And who's gonna piss on a dumpster with me?

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Vu = Velevet Underground, but I know not this SG.

I'll leave Sean to explain the strange thrill behind a Victory Burger at the wonderful Victory Cafe.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

The Blue Peter singer? As an out of town visitor, I think it's only fair that I get to tell him "Don't walk on past".

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, that's a bonus, but the main thrill is just yelling out VICTORYYYY BURGER! when you order.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't forget holding it aloft to admire its presence before eating.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

''or we could go eat a
VICTORY BURGER''

HA HA HA HA!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I really missed something by not attending that one didn't I? Darn it!

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 02:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You missed the sweet taste of VICTOOORRRRYYYYYYY!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

LOL, and Sean entering fan boy phase for the briefest of moments.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Take that back, SLOAN BOY.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

(...he said, knowing that he even out-indied Tracer at the NYC FAP, even though Tracer was wearing a POLVO t-shirt...)

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, if I had been there I probably would have just been ME and dropped the poor victory burger on the floor anyway.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Im just saying it cause everyone picks on me about Sloan.

OMG I totaly forgot about Kim's difficulties with burgers.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Burgers should be on plates, not on your neighbors' shoes.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Especially if you are hoping to achieve VICTORYYYYYY!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:20 (twenty-two years ago)

(Let's stay away from sausauges too.)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:24 (twenty-two years ago)

the best part is the burger is nowhere near as orgasmic as we are making it out to be.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Shhhh, you're spoiling the fantasy.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd hate to be responsible for false advertising, you kow, its like growing a mouse in a beer botttle and demanding a new 24 in exchange at The Beer Store.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

That's pretty funny - they oughtta put that in a movie or sumfin'.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

with evil fleshy headed mutants and drugged up hockey players. It would make the great canadian novel, let alone movie.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Bryan, when Kim shows up at the Green Room, be sure to ask her to tell her story about squeezin' the ferret.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 13 February 2003 03:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Seems a little forward, doesn't it?

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 13 February 2003 03:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Sounds like a Rollins "spoken word" bit.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 13 February 2003 03:51 (twenty-two years ago)

You've already offered lapdances, so I think worrying about forwardness is a bit too late now.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Aye, Cappin.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 13 February 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

There will no be squeezing of the ferret!
But Giddey Lee maybe present in the form of a drunken ilXor.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 13 February 2003 08:01 (twenty-two years ago)

We made it. In Windsor. Tired! Visions of Conrad Bains' brother...

― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 14 February 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

And I thought I made no sense.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 06:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What, you're staying with Bonar Bain?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 14 February 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I supposed to be following any of this?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Do they all lez up?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

By the way, sundar, (getting back to the actual topic), you specifically wanted this to be upstairs? I was thinking if we got there early enough we could get one of the comfy couched areas downstairs.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 14 February 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, OK.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 14 February 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, folks, another revive just to get this up to the top. Still on as planned for tonight at 6:30pm. Check both floors before giving up!

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Sunday, 16 February 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)

and before you give up, click your feet three times and say 'Chickenbear'. It may or may not make Hanle y appear but hopefully we will find you.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 16 February 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

We bailed after a few hours, so if anyone couldn't find us, it was because we were over at the Victory Cafe tasting the sweet taste of VICTORRYYYYY (big surprise)

See the other thread for the pix.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 17 February 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

and the poop

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 17 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

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