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As a companion thread to this one ( songs about cunnilingus ), how about a festive sonic collage of probing paeans to penetrating the....uhhh...poop-shoot (sorry, illiteration gone worryingly awry!)

I'll start with:

"Nothin' To Lose" by Kiss.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Is This What You Wanted?" by Leonard Cohen

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Full list here -- sorta.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hey Baby" - No Doubt

― robert nitz, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

backdoor man howlin wolf

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Radiohead - "Packt Like Sardines In a Crushd Tin Box"

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hit It From the Back." DJ Assault.

― janni (janni), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Toni Basil, "Mickey"
Missy Elliott, "Sock It 2 Me"
L.L. Cool J, "Doin' It"

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)"

(ok, maybe not)

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"Promiscuous" - Zappa

― Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Anything by Tool.

― My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

love will get you in the end - brian may (?)

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew this sounded familiar

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh durn! And here I was thinkin' I was being all original. oh well.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:48 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Road/Path Less Taken" Robert Frost "and it has made all the difference"
come ON you know it's true!

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

But neither thread mentions "Fist Fuck" by Dr.Know.("Fiiiist Fuuuuuck...Straight up the ass!") Ouch! Plus,Eddy Munster a.k.a. Brandon Cruz used to sing it live when he was with the band.

― Scott Seward, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 05:52 (twenty-two years ago)

My Life WIth the Thrill Kill Kult - Blue Buddha

― g*bbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 06:09 (twenty-two years ago)

James Taylor (ok, he didn't write all these, but nevertheless)...
Handyman
Traffic Jam
Something in the Way She Moves
How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved By You)
Steamroller
Shower the People
Slap Leather
You've Got a Friend

― g*bbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

U2 - Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of

― g*bbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 08:31 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah but dr. know sucked when brandon cruz sang for them. the canonical version has kyle toucher singing anyway ("oh my god! the el duce? he's my fucking hero!")

"the narrow way?"

― your null fame (yournullfame), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 08:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Dylan - Absolutely Sweet Marie
P-Funk - Theme From the Black Hole
Scorpions - Winds of Change
Faith No More's entire catalogue

― g*bbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

'Width of a Circle' by David Bowie.

― James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 10:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"strawberry fields forever" - let me take you down (brian epstein's trousers) coz i'm going to.... and the accompanying amyl nitrate headspin that goes with it.

― bob snoom, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The Hole of the Moon?

― russ t, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

"Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood! I win!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Fill me in - Craig David

― dan < keri ten kate >, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Back Door Santa - Clarence Carter

Also, most of Serge Gainsbourg's work

― Jerry (Jerry), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

the anal staircase - coil

fist fuckers associated - the leather nun

― stirmonster, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 15:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan wins for his Craig David one. Class.

― russ t, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

"Dirty Back Road" and "Roam" by the B-52s. And probably that part in the Village People's "In the Navy" where they "learn to skindive."

― chuck, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Leonard Cohen - The Future ("Give me crack and anal sex..")
Incidentally I took my younger brothers and sister to Casa Loma in Toronto last winter for a Christmas-themed play for youngsters.. and while the actors were getting ready "The Future" was playing over the PA.

― L3x, Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

"Abbaeon Fat Tracks" by Tricky, featuring the immortal couplet:

"I'll fuck you in the ass / Just for a laugh."

What a charmer, eh?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 11 February 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

drat, you beat me to it NYCAlex. XD

"Vaseline." Elastica.

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

urm, pull up to the bumper?

(now i win, surely)

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 17:44 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

So I just got back from the produce store, and the radio there was playing that "100 Percent Pure Love" post-house dance-pop hit from the '90s (by Crystal Waters, I think): "From the back to the middle and around again/I'm gonna get you in the end." Pretty blatant, and I don't know if anybody has ever pointed this out before!

― xhuxk, Sunday, 25 September 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Crystal's strapping, eh?

Also add, as I'm sure I've posted to some other thread on this topic, Andy Kim's "Rock Me Gently" ("rock me gently, rock me slowly / take it easy, don't you know / that I have never been loved like this before").

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Sunday, 25 September 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

the mountain goatse

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 25 September 2005 22:02 (twenty years ago)

the doors - i'm a back door man, eh?

― nique (nique), Sunday, 25 September 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

the lyrics for kiss's "nothin' to lose"

Before I had a baby
I didn't care anyway
I thought about the back door

I didn't know what to say
But once I got a baby
I, I tried every way
She didn't wanna do it
But she did anyway

But baby please don't refuse
You know you got nothin' to lose

You got nothin' to lose
You got, got nothin' to lose, well nothin'
You got, got nothin' to lose, yeah baby
You got, got nothin' to lose
You got, got nothin' to lose, you g-g-g-g-got nothin'
You got, got nothin' to lose, well come on mama
You got, got nothin' to lose, yeah shake your
You got, got
You got, you got, you got nothin' to lose

So now I've got a baby
And we've tried every way
You know she wants to do it
And she does anyway

But baby please don't refuse
You know you got nothin' to lose

You got nothin' to lose
You got, got nothin' to lose, yeah baby
You got, got nothin' to lose, yeah
You got, got nothin' to lose, you feel so good
You got, got nothin' to lose, well come on mama
You got, got nothin' to lose, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch yeah
You got, got nothin' to lose, well come on
You got, got
You got, you got you, got nothin' to lose

You got, got nothin' to lose
You got, got nothin' to lose, ooh baby
You got, got nothin' to lose, yeah
You got, got nothin' to lose, yeah
You got, got nothin' to lose, oh you g-g-got, baby
You got, got nothin' to lose, shake it honey
You got, got nothin' to lose, oh you know you're a sweet thing
You got, got nothin' to lose, oh really mama
You got, got nothin' to lose, yeah you really can move it
You got, got nothin' to lose, oh you g-g-got nothin'
You got, got nothin' to lose,
Yeah shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
You got, got nothin' to lose
You got, got nothin' to lose
You got, got

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 25 September 2005 22:26 (twenty years ago)

pansy division, "he kicked my ass in tennis (then i fucked his ass in bed)"

shit, probably ANY pansy division song.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 25 September 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Clearin' this house out of joy
that I borrowed
From back in the day
Threw away my old clothes
Got myself a better wardrobe
I got something to say
I'm through with the past
Ain't no point in looking back
The future will be
And did I forget to mention that
I found a new direction
And it leads back to me

I'm spinning around
Move out of my way
I know you're feelin' me 'cuz you like
it like this
I'm breakin' it down
I'm not the same
I know you're feelin' me 'cuz you like it
Mistakes that I made givin' me
the strength
To really believe
And no matter how I take it
There's no way i'm gonna fake it
'cuz it's gotta be real
I've got nothin' left to hide
No reason left to fight
'Cuz the truth's given me a new
freedom inside
Gettin' rid of my desire
Do you like what you see?

I'm spinning around
Move out of my way
I know you're feelin' me 'cuz you like
it like this
I'm breakin' it down
I'm not the same
I know you're feelin' me 'cuz you like
it like this

Ooh-oh baby, baby, baby
You know you like it like this
Ooh-oh baby, baby, baby
You know you like it like this
Ooh-oh baby, baby, baby

― jcartledge (jcartledge), Sunday, 25 September 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

"Mr. Richard Smoker" by Ween

― Declan Zimmerman (Declan Zimmerman), Sunday, 25 September 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Grass Roots, "Let's Live For Today": "I got to feel you inside of me."

― Joseph McCombs (Joseph McCombs), Monday, 26 September 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Rachel Stevens - I Said Never Again (But Here We Are)

― daavid (daavid), Monday, 26 September 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

It's oddly unsurprising to find that ILM has more than one thread about anal sex.

As I said at the other end, Bent's "Chocolate Wings."

― brittle-lemon (brittle-lemon), Monday, 26 September 2005 02:36 (twenty years ago)

GG Allin to thread.

― Chris O., Monday, 26 September 2005 02:43 (twenty years ago)

"Brown-Eyed Girl." I don't really think this is true but someone I trust explained it to me this way and thusly ruined all joy I got from hearing the song. Key phrases include:

"Slippin' and a slidin'"
"Playin' a new game"
"Brown-eyed girl"

etc.

― owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Monday, 26 September 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

Outhere Bros - "I Want To Fuck You in the Ass" ?

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 26 September 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

franz ferdinand: 'do you want to'

― N_RQ, Monday, 26 September 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

"Brown-Eyed Girl." I don't really think this is true but someone I trust explained it to me this way and thusly ruined all joy I got from hearing the song.

I remember first hearing about this in an issue of Milk & Cheese.

― James.Cobo (jamescobo), Monday, 26 September 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

"The Sweetest" Taboo" by Sade

― bj, Monday, 26 September 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

Joe Diffie - "Good Brown Gravy"

― Heyman (crüt), Friday, 29 March 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

id like to guess "Chocolate Town" by Ween

― frogbs, Friday, 29 March 2013 18:35 (twelve years ago)

Red Hot Chili Peppers - 'Otherside'

― Austin, Friday, 29 March 2013 19:13 (twelve years ago)

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