which is the vworst song of all-time?

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i'd like to nominate radio gaga. right now the worst of the worst. pure puke.

― alex in mainhattan (alex63), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I nominate whatever Geir's favorite song of all-time is.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

You mean "Supper's Ready" by Genesis? If you're going to hate everything he stands for you should at least know the basics!

― Adam A. (Keiko), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Thong Song"

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

>>i'd like to nominate radio gaga<<

I used to think this was up (as in down) there, too, until Electric 6 covered at the Bowery Ballrom two weeks ago. It sounded surprisingly good, once I figured out what it was. So now I'm not so sure.

― chuck, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, that one with Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow is pretty bad.
A song is only really bad while it's in high rotation. After that, it's avoidable enough thatif it's bothering you, you must want it to.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

That Barenekkid Ladies song. You know which one.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

nickalicious, how could you mention that song. it is without question the worst. it is, in fact, so bad that i don't even like vague references to it. and, it's in that gawd be damned car commercial. arghh!

― j.a.e., Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

delta dawn..what;s that flower you have on?

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

i like 'Radio Gaga' - its not even the worst Queen song ever by a long chalk.

instead of Queen, i nominate King - 'Alone Without You' is an insult to the splendour that is 'Love And Pride'

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the worst song I've ever been subjected to on a regular basis was "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was Not Was. The WORST dance record ever!

― s woods, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

*Bangs monitor*

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't mind "Radio Gaga" at all.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Right now I'm thinking it might be that retarded Prince song "Sexy M.F.," but I'll probably change my mind as soon as I type this.

― chuck, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Malvina Reynolds' "Little Boxes," though looking at her other lyrics it's possible she's recorded others far worse. Imperiously goody-goody folk revival bilge. In order to forestall ANY DOUBT in the listener's mind that the aesthetic offensiveness of Daly City's "little boxes" and moral vacuity of its upper-middle-class citizens might be too fucking obvious to address in any way that might include doubt, compassion, sympathy or whatever, she addresses the listener in the same patiently sing-songy way that a kindergarten teacher would tell a student that's it's good to share with others (and if you don't, I'll make you pay).

I have fourteen other candidates.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

the blindman in the bleachers

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I posted a similar question, to which my answer was, and still remains, "Mr. Roboto".

By the way, "Sexy Motherfucker" is a GREAT song!

― Davlo (Davlo), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"You Give Love a Bad Name"

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Dunno, but it was probably written by some German 1920s 12 tone composer.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Paradise By The Dashboard Light

― brg30 (brg30), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

This can't be the opening stanza for Terry Cashman's "Talkin' Baseball". I remember it as bad, but not THIS bad:

The whiz kids had won it,
Bobby Thomson had done it,
And Yogi read the comics all the while.
Rock 'n roll was being born,
Marijuana, we would scorn,
So down on the corner,
The national past-time went on trial.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't know "Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds, but "Little Boxes" by Burl Ives might be the worst song ever.

― Burr (Burr), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

How quickly we forget the horror that is 'Macarena'

― buttch (Oops), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

What about that fucking abomination of a medley pushed on an unsuspecting public by Jive Bunny and the Master Mixers?
And that Rednex song, Cotton-eye Joe? I'm a sportswriter, and for some unfathomable reason, this is part of the playlist for every hockey arena in Canada. And shitty bars. And weddings.
Stupid stupid song. Stupid and grating.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

What about that fucking abomination of a medley pushed on an unsuspecting public by Jive Bunny and the Master Mixers?

That one was a record, not a song. It was actually a medley of several songs.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

There was a single. It was played on the radio in North America. A medley, by definition, is a musical composition made up of several parts of other songs. Which, I suppose, is why I called it a medley.

As a music composition made up of several parts of other songs, it was the worst composition made up of several parts of other songs of all time.
Better?

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to think "My Ding-a-Ling" just because it seemed so WRONG that that was Chuck Berry's only #1. But really, I can't imagine anything worse than "The Pina Colada Song" or the similar one whose title I can't remember but which I heard standing in line at the post office yesterday and which made me very uncomfortable, the one that goes "Sometimes when we touch/The honesty's too much ..."

― chris herrington, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

at the moment, Madonna's "American Life" is doing its best to capture the top spot in my book...so insipid.

― heywood jablomi (heywood), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"Allstar" by Smashmouth.

― fletrejet, Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

"I'm Too Sexy" -Right Said Fred

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 23 April 2003 23:58 (twenty-two years ago)

the thong song is a good laugh
ride with me by nelly,however,is the worst thing ever

― robin (robin), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I always enjoy these threads because they remind me of so many things I should listen to again--thanks guys!

― s woods, Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

those two "little boxes"es are the same song. and i totally concur, having raised objections to this song at home, at camp, pretty much everywhere i was exposed to it as a child. i went to a family friend's home for thanksgiving last year and they pulled out this chestnut too. yuck yuck yuck.

― 4mateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

All I Need by Jack Wagner. You know, the dude from General Hospital.
I'd also like to nominate We Built This City.

― William R Henderson (Cabin Essence), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:47 (twenty-two years ago)

that proclaimers song. you know the one. don't mention it by name or i will be plagued by its chorus running through my brain all day.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 24 April 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we've done this before and I'm pretty sure I said it's '"Across the Stars" (Love Theme from Mac and Me)'; I haven't heard anything since to make me change my mind. Most of the songs listed here are waaaaay too good to be listed.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 24 April 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Liz Phair - "Flower"

― Evan (Evan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

http://home.online.no/~knhongro/Geir/Geir.jpg

The worst song in the world is the 12 bar blues, because it is only one song that gets sung over and over by people with no melodic complexity.

Yrs. Truly,
Geir Hongro

― Mike Taylor (mjt), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

There's so many. Start with "Uncomplicated." Go from there.

Honorable mention to "Bicycle Race."

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Thursday, 24 April 2003 02:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Living Next Door To Alice" (in whichever version) or possibly Exile's "Kiss You All Over". When you remember how great the Sweet were you always forget how much shit ChinniChap also wrote.

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Thursday, 24 April 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks for making me remember the misery that is Mac and Me, Blount.
not only an offensive and blatant rip of E.t, but one of the worst soundtracks to ever occur...also, Talkin Baseball made me swear off This Week In Baseball....i like smashmouth's Allstar.

― thomas de'aguirre (biteylove), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"Cotton Eyed Joe" by Rednex, "Living Next Door to Alice" by Smokie, and "Pina Colada Song" by Rupert Holmes are great records, period. "Thong Song," "Delta Dawn," "Paradise By the Dashboard Light," "All Star," "I'm Too Sexy," "You Give Love a Bad Name," Liz Phair's "Flower," Sheryl Crow and Kid Rock's "Picture," and the Jacksons' "State of Shock" are probably not quite great records, but are still better than anything the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sigur Ros, and quite possibly Pearl Jam ever did. So there.

― chuck, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this thing on? I said 'Macarena' and yet there's still people posting.

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:48 (twenty-two years ago)

And "Macarena" was maybe the best single of whatever year it came out.

― chuck, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ten songs that make me cringe and feel really ill when I hear them. I WILL leave a shop or a dance floor if they are played.

*Hey Baby (whoever the fuck it is that sang it, allowing a bunch of pissed up arseholes to shout "OOOOH AAHHHH" whenever it comes on)

*The Ketchup Song - Las Ketchup

*Life is a Rollercoaster (or any Westlife/ Ronan/ Boyzone etc)

*Look at Me - Geri Halliwell (OK, I'm laying off the manufactured shit now, onto the real crap...)

*Yellow - Coldplay (or any Coldplay for that matter, but this IS probably the worst song ever written IMO)

*Why Does it Always Rain on Me? (or any Travis for that matter)

*Mr Writer (or any Stereophonics for that matter)

*By the Grace of God (or any latter day Manics for that matter)

*Californication by the Chilli Peppers (and most of their shit too)

*November Rain (or any Guns n Roses)

And another five bubbling under:

*The new Madonna song
*Beautiful Day (or any U2)
*Hey Baby (No Doubt)
*Pretty much any Foo Fighters song
*Rollin' - Limp Bizkit

― Calum, Thursday, 24 April 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Alex, I would think that a German would be more careful when spelling "Worst". Ein Frankfurter erst recht!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

have to agree with chuck actually,there is a load of shit on this thread,but very few of the songs are as actively offensive as the red hot chili peppers...

― robin (robin), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, the Wurst of the Wurst is, of course, Four Non-Blondes' "The Chicken Song", perhaps better known by its alternate title "What's Up". Let's all sing it together:

BAAAWWK!! BAAAWWWK!! BAAAAWWK! B'GAAAWWWK!!!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll second Beautiful Day (U2). Bring back Match of The Day.
Actually, The Day We Caught The Train (Ocean Colour Scene) is really pretty bad or Let Me Entertain You (Robbie Williams) or David Grays' abominable cover of Say Hello Wave Goodbye.... oh god, I'm getting depressed just thinking about that one: at least the royalties went to the right place.

― Kim Tortoise, Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Life is a Highway
and there can only be so many patriotic or new Xmas songs that could fit in this category.

― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 24 April 2003 15:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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somewhere in scandanavia, a bald man stalks this thread, ready to pounce.

― 4mateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! although, cmon surely he'll admit 'hey jude' is no 'penny lane'

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 24 April 2003 17:37 (twenty-two years ago)

"Macarena" is better than "Hey Jude" as clearly as "Lady Bump" is better than "Housequake," but who cares. What really matters is that "Macarena" actually has a lot more in common with "My Sweet Lord", since they both steal chord progressions (or whatever) from girl group songs, maybe Chiffons songs -- "My Sweet Lord" is "He's So Fine," obviously, and isn't "Macarena" "One Fine Day"? Unless it's some Ronettes or Shirelles song instead, but I don't think it is.

― chuck, Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That "I Alone Love You" song by Live and "I'm Going Hungry" by Temple of the Dog should at least merit honorable mention in this contest.

― Nemo (JND), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I think "Macarena" is more "Iko Iko."

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The fact that 'Macarena' is anything only increases it's suckage. (However, I concede to 'Hey Jude')

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Thong Song"

There is this amazing version of the song that Tracer Hand gave me, it's by DJ Frenchbloke and it backs the vocal with polka music. That is the greatest thing ever recorded. I go insane for it. Unfortunately I cannot find it on MP3, so if anyone ever comes across "Unidentified Flying Thong" on a file sharing service, please let me know ASAP because, quite honestly, I'll never be happier.

Oh, and the worst song ever is definitely "I Love You Period", you morans.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ENOUGH WITH THE PERIOD JOKES ALLY!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 24 April 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

You're annoying me muchly today, James. I'll retaliate by posting all of the lyrics to "I Love You Period". Or by reposting my entire time travel movie thesis from the High Concept Sci-Fi thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"Hey Jude" is a great song for 3 minutes. The rest should have been cut. Nobody needs 3-4 minutes of a choir repeating the same bar over and over and over again while Paul goes "Ju-Jude-e-Judy-Judy-Judy-Judty"

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

haha - my thoughts exactly!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Good God, James and Geir actually agreed on something?!?! Is the world like, fixing to end or something?

― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, there is no way that I would even dream about claiming "Hey Jude" - with or without those overlong repetitions - isn't any better than Maca-fucking-rena!

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

James, I'm just teasing you. You're still my one and only person to say "Hellloooo sailor!" to, I swear.

The Macarena is so much better than Hey Jude that it's not even funny.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Jude is to funny

― buttch (Oops), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

*Yellow - Coldplay (or any Coldplay for that matter, but this IS probably the worst song ever written IMO)

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Evan (Evan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Can/will anyone defend "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"?

― Siegbran (eofor), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

It's better than "From This Moment On" or whatever.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Is anyone ready to defend "Kokomo"?

― o. nate (onate), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

>>Can/will anyone defend "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"?<<

Sure!! (Though there are even better songs on that album, admittedly.)

>>Is anyone ready to defend "Kokomo"?<<

Um....No.

― chuck, Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

"Life is a Highway" is a horror I'd forgotten all about, but it still can't top "Sometimes When We Touch"

― chris herrington, Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:33 (twenty-two years ago)

man i feel like a woman is a good contender for worst song ever alright

― robin (robin), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Feh - it's one of my all-time favorites!!

― Sam J. (samjeff), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i like both of those shania songs.

― 4mateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Don't Worry Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin

Maybe not the worst song ever, but DEFINITELY the worst song to hit #1 ever.

― Evan (Evan), Thursday, 24 April 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY! I forgot about that song. Oh my god.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 24 April 2003 22:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm astonished anyone defended "Living Next Door To Alice"! it wasn't as if *all* Smokie songs were that bad: I have a weakness for "Lay Back In The Arms Of Someone".

"Under The Bridge" is the obvious choice, but there is something almost uniquely obnoxious about the Chili Peppers' "Aeroplane".

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Under the Bridge roxx u r all gay

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 25 April 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Something by Clock or Celine Dion.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Under the Bridge" is a very good choice (I think it's actually what the consensus ILx pick was once before). "Aeroplane" got a kiddie choir, which is always classic (well, cept for Nas maybe), it's like the proto-"Youth of a Nation" (albeit nowhere near that good)

Ally - when that song was a big hit one of my friends (while we were having a spat) insulted me at a party by announcing loudly "JAMES LOOKS LIKE TOM COCHRANE" which people found amusing for some reason although I DID NOT look like Tom Cochrane other than having blond hair and wearing a leather jacket sometimes (but I wore a brown bomber jacket and Cochrane wore a black biker jacket)

Siegbran - I will definitely defend "Man! I Feel Like A Woman", which is the best single from that album, albeit not her best single (that would be "Who's Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?"). Anyhow, that song was a huge hit and one thing I love about it (and to an extent "That Don't Impressuh Me Much") is that it sounded soooooo pop when you heard it on country radio and soooooo country when you heard it on pop radio, it was like the anti-Zelig or something (haha 'Shania's got her own sound, ma-an'). But what I really loved about it was it was so catchy it was very difficult not to sing along to and whenever I did (alot) I always pictured myself as a part of a brotherhood of men driving around the southland in our pickup trucks, singing "Man - I Feel Like A Woman" loudly, proudly, belting out the final authoritative ta-da "I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN" Shania closes it out with. It's a great song.

― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:38 (twenty-two years ago)

"Under the Bridge" is the only Pepper's song that I like!

― o. nate (onate), Friday, 25 April 2003 01:43 (twenty-two years ago)

'Zombie' by the Cranberries always sets my teeth on edge and reminds me of the gas mask at the dentist but less fun.

― Ian SPACK (Ian SPACK), Friday, 25 April 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there no one who can answer my question about "the least requested song" project?

― mike a (mike a), Friday, 25 April 2003 19:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Several absolutely awful choices here, but none of them quite quality as worst of all time. Not even "Macarena".

I still doubt any of the ILM readers have ever heard the worst song of all time.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

but ubiquity is an important part of a song's being bad!

― amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:17 (twenty-two years ago)

are you thinking of some Norwegian eurodance hit, Geir? or possibly ... gasp ... Norwegian *rap*?

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I am thinking of something neither I nor anybody else here have heard.

Sure, a lot of crap has entered the hitlists throughout the years, but the worst crap never get that far.

If I'd pick one single that I actually know then I'd probably go for either "Move Your Ass" by Scooter, "Seven Tears" by Goombay Dance Band or "Cheri Cheri Lady" by Modern Talking (all three of these are German efforts - the Germans are good at sucking musically when they try)

But I am certain that there are worse efforts than those three to.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

b4-4 - "Get Down"

the worst boyband song

― Evan (Evan), Friday, 25 April 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I am thinking of something neither I nor anybody else here have heard

If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it... blah blah. If no one hears a song, can it truly be the worst of all time? Surely the awfulness of a bad song is magnified by the number of people who are forced to listen to it.

― o. nate (onate), Friday, 25 April 2003 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Is there no one who can answer my question about "the least requested song" project?

I recall that they polled a bunch of people and had them check off the characteristics they most and least wanted in a musical piece - so the "Least Favored" song they put together, using all the least favored elements, was like a 20-minute complex orchestral drone or something. Probably still can't touch "Little Boxes." (They also did a "most favored" version using all the most popular elements - it was less than four minutes long, etc.)

― Sam J. (samjeff), Friday, 25 April 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Coincidentally, I recently read the Rolling Stone article on Shania Twain or something, and it talked about how "Mutt" Lange has found that people like songs to be crammed full of little hooks and sonic "ear candy" at every turn, or else they change the channel - that's why the songs he produces for Shania have all the whistles going off and horns honking and spoken bits and stuff. It's almost like he did a socio-musicological project of his own!

― Sam J. (samjeff), Friday, 25 April 2003 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely the awfulness of a bad song is magnified by the number of people who are forced to listen to it.

If that many people are forced to listen to it, then the song is at least enjoyed by some listeners. The worst song of all time wouldn't be enjoyed by anybody.

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Friday, 25 April 2003 22:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Geir: have you ever heard Jay-Z's remix on "Excuse Me Miss Again", the song I'm listening to right now? I can imagine you would hate it perhaps more than anything you actually know thus far.

― robin carmody (robin carmody), Friday, 25 April 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is that? I have heard no hip-hop that is even remotely as terrible and unlistenable as Arnold Schönberg's 12 tone "music".

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Saturday, 26 April 2003 22:34 (twenty-two years ago)

the Germans are good at sucking musically when they try
Well, they're not alone or anything. Remember Franklin's "Bombadilla Life"? The only thing that ever made me break sweat when trapped in a car.

― OleM (OleM), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

P.O.D. "Youth of the Nation"

― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, they're not alone or anything. Remember Franklin's "Bombadilla Life"?

Sure, Norwegians are able to suck really bad when they want to too. :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Sunday, 27 April 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I realize it's late in the thread, but I still stand by my assertion that Cotton-eye Joe is an abomination.
Honestly, I didn't think I would have to do that.
The mind reels.

― Bruce Urquhart (Bruce Urquhart), Sunday, 27 April 2003 04:23 (twenty-two years ago)

yesterday... all my troubles were so far away.. but now it seems just like they're here to stay.. oh i belive in yesterdayy... why blah blah blah.
MUSTANG SALLYY.
brown eyed girl (she must be so full of shit)

― bob snoom, Sunday, 27 April 2003 10:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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