A brazenly awful article on Aphex Twin.

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Has this author even listened to Aphex Twin or did one of Slate's interns drop a precis on his desk?

Perhaps not brazenly awful. Simply mediocre, but brazenly inaccurate in spots.

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The Madman of Electronica
How does Aphex Twin get away with his nutty musical stunts?

By Alec Hanley Bemis

Updated Tuesday, May 6, 2003, at 11:17 AM PT

Aphex Twin, aka Richard D. James, is a reclusive electronic musician and producer known for his legendary mischievousness: For a while, he took to driving around the English countryside in a decommissioned tank. He is also prone to dramatic and silly gestures. His central London residence is in a former bank building. At one club appearance, his set consisted of grinding a turntable needle over sandpaper and then dropping a microphone into a running blender. Sometimes clever, sometimes not, his contemptuous behavior is regularly forgiven, even celebrated, by his many admirers.

So, why do his fans—people like Philip Glass, who did an orchestral adaptation of one Aphex Twin song, and Radiohead, whose Kid A borrows liberally from his work—put up with all this? Aphex Twin has continually re-imagined and reinvigorated the minor genre known as intelligent dance music, or I.D.M.—essentially a type of electronica fit for bedroom listening. Fans see I.D.M. as the vanguard of creative, boundaryless music making, and James' discography is an object lesson in why. He started off crafting straight acid dance numbers like the 1992 single "Digeridoo," but his first album updated Brian Eno's ambient music for the contemporary club music scene. He switched gears again with his first major-label projects, releasing a pair of CDs whose gorgeous sprawl was almost orchestral in scope. Next, he fulfilled his stated ambition to bring I.D.M. to the British Top 10 with two EPs, Come to Daddy—a skewed take on the pop electronica of Prodigy—and Windowlicker, whose title track was a hip-hop tune set in the 23rd century. His next album was a double-disc set full of piano miniatures modeled on the works of 20th-century French composer Erik Satie.

When weighed against his I.D.M. peers—µ-Ziq, Squarepusher, Autechre—James' flexibility seems almost perverse. They are known for being one-trick ponies, albeit ones with mighty cool tricks. Limited to the software on their laptops, they're not expected to be any more adaptable than a classical violinist, an inveterate punk, or a hazy prog rocker. Aphex Twin, though, has made music that could satisfy all those constituencies and more. Classical music? Check. Pop songs? Check. Ambient works? Check. Dance hits? Yup. Occasionally he's even played the roll of celebrity remixer. Hence his new record, 26 Remixes for Cash.

An ideal introduction to Aphex Twin's peculiar approach is his "The Beauty of Being Numb Section B," which is nominally, at least, a Nine Inch Nails remix. It starts off nearly shapeless with some meandering keyboards and a few deep-space dribbles, blurbles, and clicks. Star Trek fans might be reminded of Tribbles. A low woodwind sound kicks in after a minute—maybe an oboe or clarinet. Soon the keyboards take over, gain momentum, and become a bit less amorphous. The Tribbles seem to be growing teeth and start to stutter and beg and drool. It may be a respirator or one of those dental instruments that suck saliva from your gums. Three minutes in, the track comes to a sudden halt. All well and good, but what exactly does it have to do with Nine Inch Nails? Not much.

"I like doing [remixes] sometimes," James said in a 1998 interview. "Basically, I'll take a song and make it into something that I like. The original comes to me in a form that I hate, then I have to do a serious bit of alteration to it, and sometimes I don't even bother—I just give them a track that has nothing to do with that song." Aphex's track appeared on a "remix" EP that NIN released following its The Downward Spiral album, but even the title of James' song bears no relation to the original record. He claims he never actually listened to the group's music, but I don't buy it. A second NIN "remix," "At the Heart of It All," is a spot-on parody of the gothic industrial pretensions of frontman Trent Reznor. It sounds like a steam engine misfiring in Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.

With 26 Mixes for Cash, Aphex Twin is working on two provocative levels. Take the album's title. On one hand, he wants you to know that he profited well from his remix work. The majority of the tracks on this record were commissioned by feckless labels and enamored artists in the mid-'90s, at a time when electronica was entering a period of go-go years as overheated as the stock market. The I.D.M. audience must have seemed like a constituency worth courting, rather than a bunch of smartass obscurantists. It's a safe bet that I.D.M.'s biggest star was compensated well for his time—upward of $10,000 per remix.

At the same time, the title is also a kiss-off to the remix game and a wry comment on the consumerism associated with it. Generally, remixes are to pop music what sequels are to blockbuster movies. They are profit centers. They fill in gaps between records. They appeal more to the executive imagination than they do to the creative one. Two of the biggest celebrity remixers, Puff Daddy and Paul Oakenfold, were literally businessmen first— Puff was an A & R executive; Oakenfold was a club promoter and British agent for groups like the Beastie Boys. They have taste, sure, but their focus is on "making hits," and they will happily oblige anyone who can pay them.

James, by contrast, has been oddly selective in the remix assignments he takes on. He deigned to work with artists such as German rappers (!) Die Fantastischen Vier and the Japanese pop duo Nav Katze, yet rejected big-ticket offers to remix Madonna, Limp Bizkit, and Björk. It'd be nice to think that he refused to work with the big names purely on aesthetic grounds—that he simply didn't like their music—but that seems unlikely: Given how much he deviates from the source material, it sounds like James didn't much care for the artists he did agree to work with, either.

Most of his remixes sound like Aphex Twin originals. Intangible synthesizers dissolve into echoes. Complicated, stuttering rhythms take on the quality of melodic lines. Vocal samples are enlisted, economically, to prime, freak-out effect. (One Aphex Twin album contains just a single lyric: "We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.") His version of "Zeros and Ones" an obscure song by British one-hit wonders Jesus Jones, is filled with synth sounds that come in and out of focus, like Enya but not so cloying. (Check out the remix.) On Curve's "Falling Free," wordless voices float ethereally over a field of pinprick blips; in Saint Etienne's "Your Head My Voice," those voices speak with the basic phonemes of a small child.

A more plausible reason James didn't want to work with Madonna or Björk is that he fundamentally doesn't believe there is an art to the remix or, for that matter, that there is any reason to take an earnest stab at crafting hits. Say what you will about the aforementioned divas, they have good taste. Both have plucked artists and trends from relative obscurity: Madonna has been involved in a long and fruitful collaboration with William Orbit, another electronic musician with a taste for ambient and classical music. For Björk's last album, she engaged the talents of I.D.M. artists Matmos, Console, and Matthew Herbert.

On paper, they align well with James and share some aesthetic goals. Work with Madonna or Björk, though, and you can bet that they'll be the ones the reviewers label visionaries. James chose not to play into their taste-changing extravaganzas. Consider what he told the Webzine Perfect Sound Forever in a rare interview conducted before he stopped doing them altogether: " 'Making music' is just making music and that's where it ends. It ends where I listen back to it. 'Making records' is taking the music you've made and putting it onto a CD and getting involved with all of the music industry side, which isn't really anything to do with music at all. It's all to do with career and stuff like that."

James had a better way of playing the game. He got Aphex Twin's music and name onto other people's albums. By reshaping their songs in his image, he pulled a kind of Trojan Horse maneuver. He turned other artists' records into advertisements for himself.


Article URL: http://slate.msn.com/id/2082361/

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

funny, I actually came across that yesterday and thought the same thing. well, not quite - i mean, as far as trying to lay out the basics and play up the interesting parts for a reading audience that probably mostly hasn't ever heard of him, it does the job. honestly, it doesn't seem to me all that different from all the other sensational Aphex articles that've been published over the years, besides maybe being broader and covering his whole career. in fact, it's probably more honest about his image/mystique than most of those articles.

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Most of his remixes sound like Aphex Twin originals.

"Dammit, when I buy a remix from somebody, I want it to sound EXACTLY like the original artist!" *fume*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

The line about Drukqs being "a double-disc set full of piano miniatures modeled on the works of 20th-century French composer Erik Satie" gave me pause; did he only listen to one or two tracks from the first disc?

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Well that or there is some obscure Satie I really need to hear, like, now.

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

An awful article. I thought Aphex Twin hype was a thing of the past.

When weighed against his I.D.M. peers—µ-Ziq, Squarepusher, Autechre—James' flexibility seems almost perverse. They are known for being one-trick ponies, albeit ones with mighty cool tricks.

So what if he's got more than one trick, if they're still just tricks? Out of the four artists mentioned above, only µ-ziq has (occasionally) managed to produce music with some soul.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

well, most of the reviews of Drukqs namechecked Satie. really, articles like this that are clearly based on press already written rather than the actual music just help to expose how much those reviews were surface-level bullshit to begin with.

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Why would this author have been moved to write an article about Aphex Twin if he couldn't be bothered to listen to the music he was writing about? I don't understand that at all; I didn't think Slate assigned pieces.

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:35 (twenty-two years ago)

music press in not-actually-listening SHOCKAH!

(always wanted to do that)

Al (sitcom), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

This is at least better than David Samuels, the Slate writer who began an article entitled "The Year's Five Best Indie Albums" with the line, "The most important story of the year (2002) in indie rock is that Elliott Smith didn't release a record—and when he does release one, sometime in the middle of next year, it will be on Dreamworks."

As if Elliott Smith in any way defines indie rock. As if anyone had expected him to release an album in 2002. As if he had been consistently releasing albums every year to critical acclaim, and then suddenly stopped. As if his star hadn't been falling for the past four years, anyway. As if his last two records weren't also on Dreamworks. The number of ways that is NOT the "most important story in indie rock" is laughable.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

What I don't understand: this is Slate, not Melody Maker or whatever. They're under no pressure to cover every new album and every new trend. They seem to publish articles on popular musicians mostly based on the whims of their staff and freelance writers; therefore many of those articles have at the least a peculiar spin on the subject matter, or evidence some interest in it. But this is total hackwork, like something someone threw together on demand. Why would they bother publishing it? Does some Slate editor believe that his readers need to know about Aphex Twin no matter the cost in terms of factual inaccuracies and misrepresentation?

Or is it just some dude who heard the latest Aphex Twin album, had one thought about it that he figured was somehow novel, and figured he could make a few bucks expanding it into a review for Slate? Why don't people like that post to one of the myriad ILM-type boards or mailing lists instead? Actually I suppose I answered my own question two sentences ago.

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow. I'm surprised by "brazenly awful" -- I'd have just said "sort of sub-par in the usual Slate way." The Drukqs thing is definitely the big clanger -- it seems 75% like he just didn't go over the album and 25% like maybe he was just omitting facts to stress the idea that Aphex does lots of different stuff. Which . . . I'm not sure that's how I'd try and capture Aphex, personally, not as some wacky-trickster gleefully hopping genres. He seems far more focused than that, to me. Plus the article makes him sound a bit more extreme and avant-garde than he actually is, probably even for Slate readers -- those mid-period records of his would certainly strike the average Slate readers as very odd and out-there, but they're also pleasant, often mellow, stuff a normal person might still put on while in the bath.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean, the RDJ album and Care Because You Do are both ill-served by "nutty musical stunts" as a sub-head. So yeah, the sense seems to be that he heard the remixes and thinks of Aphex that way -- and while he obviously did a little research and maybe some listening to fill in the background, it's not the background you'd get from someone who was in any sense very familiar with the artist. Which, yeah, is sort of contrary to the point of a Slate article.

nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I did qualify: "Simply mediocre, but brazenly inaccurate in spots." "Brazenly awful" was just my thread-title attention grabber.

I too wondered if he was just so taken by the obvious Satie homages that he felt it would make a stronger statement to just claim the entire album comprised pieces in that vein. A sobering lesson in the dangers of hyberbole and unexamined enthusiasm perhaps.

amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 7 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The reason that his remixes sound like Aphex Twin originals is because most of the time he just hands record labels a random tape he has lying around (as mentioned in this thoroughly entertaining interview)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 8 May 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder if there are any articles or reviews out there which address the sudden change in James' music circa 'I Care...'? Before then, things were very warm, vulnerable, and intimate. After that, things got rather clever-clever and jokey.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 8 May 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)


now i think you guys are overreacting/not paying attention.

the reviewer said "double-lp set full of satie pieces"

he didn't say "a full double-lp set of satie pieces"

as i seem to recall, the last album was a little weighty with ambient interludes, though not fully comprised of them.

vahid (vahid), Thursday, 8 May 2003 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

don't make fun of this hanley bemis guy, he found us the last time we did.

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 8 May 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"His next album was a double-disc set full of piano miniatures modeled on the works of 20th-century French composer Erik Satie."

I think in context this can be taken to mean, or is likely to be taken to mean, "A double-disc set fully comprising piano miniatures. . . ." It's a misrepresentation either way, since there are only a few such pieces on the record and they scarcely dominate it. I suppose he's right to point up Aphex Twin's eclecticism, but he renders it cartoonishly.

I'm hardly "making fun."

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

come on, you're making fun for all of us!

slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Slutsky you must not have been apprised of the fact that I hate fun.

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:13 (twenty-two years ago)

although not like the best thing since sliced bread, this piece isn't nearly as bad as other music pieces I've read on Slate.

hstencil, Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

duly noted amateurist!

slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 8 May 2003 14:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Out of the four artists mentioned above, only µ-ziq has (occasionally) managed to produce music with some soul.

I was counting all of the ways I disagreed with that statement and ran out at about 5,032,044,300.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:33 (twenty-two years ago)

What musical gestures actually equal "soul" anyhow? That word desperately needs parsing.

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:36 (twenty-two years ago)

i think this is an alright article,it'd be a fairly good introduction to aphex twin if you didn't know about him
in a music magazine it'd be a bit much,but in something like slate which is more general its fair enough
as for the satie thing,its possible that,like lots of music fans,he has several albums by an artist but not them all-maybe he has i care...,richard d james,and saw,and hasn't heard much of drukqs,but heard it at a party,and that was the impression it left?

robin (robin), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:23 (twenty-two years ago)

What a wanker, yeah how dare Puff Daddy and Paul Oakenfold attempt to sell records, they should be whacking pots together with great disdain for the disgusting populist musics which threaten to sound good.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Lumping Squarepusher in with the "one-trick ponies" is also a big faux-pas - apparently he's never heard of Music is Rotted One Note.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

hearing Music Is Rotted One Note is enough to make me wish he were merely a one-trick pony. 'tis not the case, alas

M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey - I didn't say it was good - just different! Anyway, he's clearly wrong to categorize Squarepusher as being "limited to the software on his laptop" - apparently he doesn't realize that he plays bass.

o. nate (onate), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I quite enjoyed drucqs, thought it a slight return to form. I remember thinking I would've liked the rhythms alone, without those rather jaded, cheesy, sentimental tunes he puts over the skittering, crzy little grooves. Sometimes he drops out all those string pads and lets the rhythms run. These bits were really enjoyable from my point of view. Such complicated, crazy drum programming.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 9 May 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I feel my point of view is very important to you, that's why I tell you these things. Your life would be slightly less exciting if you didn't know what I thought of Drucqs. Anyway, carry on.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 9 May 2003 01:17 (twenty-two years ago)

wait: jaded and sentimental? like false sentiment?

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 9 May 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait -- Matos, do you mean that you wish Squarepusher was a one-trick pony so he wouldn't do stuff like Music is Rotted One Note, or so he'd only do stuff like it? Because I might be tempted to argue for the latter.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 9 May 2003 02:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Amateurist - jaded and sentimental - like someone having a stab at portraying feelings which he doesn't actually have any more. The melodies have a certain cloyingly emotional quality that evokes what it felt like for a teenager to come down off an ecstasy bender in 1993. So not exactly false, just rather, er, corny and shallow. That's the best I can do to describe my view on this I'm afraid. Words, they are slippery pigs.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 9 May 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

No actually I totally know what you mean.

(As pig squeals in my stong grip.)

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 9 May 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Funnily enough, hearing these obviously insincere attempts at emotion in Aphex melodies led me to recosnider my love of Selected Amb Works II, where there are many of the same adolescent sentiments. Now I think I prefer the gung-ho, come-on-you-slags! type of Aphex, where he just goes on a kind of extreme rhythm bender. The best examples of this would be 'Digeridoo' and 'Quoth'. There Are recent tracks in this vein too, but I lost track of his titling techniques some time ago.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 9 May 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm one who is often content to listen to the rhythms alone, but for Aphex style stuff, those beats have so much more impact and context when they are set against slow moving melodic material.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 9 May 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

when I say 'recosnider' I mean 'reconsider'. To recosnider is to recognise snidely. Example: "Oh yes, I SEE. That is PERFECTLY clear."

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 9 May 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Jordan, I think Aphex would agree with you here. That is probably his intention, ie, to highlight the beats via contrast with the slow moving strings.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 9 May 2003 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)


i really like the cheesy strings in aphex. isn't it his way of stating his allegiance to acid and rave?

vahid (vahid), Friday, 9 May 2003 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

more the former than the latter, jaymc, but considering I've liked exactly one Squarepusher song in my life (guess which? yep, the one everyone else likes, too) it hardly matters that much

M Matos (M Matos), Friday, 9 May 2003 04:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Out of the four artists mentioned above, only µ-ziq has (occasionally) managed to produce music with some soul.

I was counting all of the ways I disagreed with that statement and ran out at about 5,032,044,300.


Well, maybe I was being too provocative. Admittedly, all of these artists have made some decent tracks in the past, but nowadays they represent exactly what's wrong with "intelligent" electronic music... Knob-twiddlers getting lost in the details and forgetting the big picture; bedroom boffins making dance music you can't dance to; anal-retentive producers refining their textures ad nauseam and forgetting the groove and the soul; detached jokesters thinking irony is better than emotion, when in fact irony is "the dark destroyer of great music", to quote KLF. I hate listening to tracks you can't relate to, when you can only admire the production skills but not care about the music itself.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 9 May 2003 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Well said Tuomas!!!!

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Friday, 9 May 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks. Sometimes I get carried away.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 9 May 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never had a problem dancing to Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, mu-Ziq or Autechre. Granted, you don't usually hear them in clubs but that doesn't preclude dancing to them (if you know how to dance, of course).

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 May 2003 16:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(Or, to put it another way, applying a broad stereotype to music that doesn't move you is always dangerous because it's guaranteed that at least one person will love said music in ways that you can't even fathom.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 9 May 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, duh! Of course if you're saying something negative about a certain type of music, there's bound to be someone who disagrees. But tell me, how do you dance to Autechre?

But that's not quite the point. I've nothing against non-dance music, it's just that these guys are often making tracks that want to be good dance music, but they ruin it by hiding behind their "intelligent" or "ironic" mask. Of course, this applies to most of their non-dance tracks as well. I don't think irony or distancing are good approaches to making music, since music is something you feel directly, without buffer, unlike for example movies or literature. I think there's something wrong with a tune, if you have to "get it", not just "feel it".

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 12 May 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...
the gauntlet is thrown

j. pantsman (jpantsman), Monday, 24 November 2003 02:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Off-topic, what's your favourite piece of early Aphex interview when he was obviously on drukqs? I like the one he did when his watch alarm goes off, and he says, 'It does that every day at 2 o'clock. I like it. It tells me that it's 2 o'clock'.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Monday, 24 November 2003 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

this one is definitely out there.

j. pantsman (jpantsman), Monday, 24 November 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

do you get it?
(or just feel it?)

j. pantsman (jpantsman), Monday, 24 November 2003 06:14 (twenty-two years ago)

>Out of the four artists mentioned above, only µ-ziq has (occasionally) managed to produce music with some soul.

Soul is overrated.

Phil Freeman (Phil Freeman), Monday, 24 November 2003 18:42 (twenty-two years ago)


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