oh well, another calum thread but...

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someone once told me that being offensive is immature.
i think being offended is immature.
so why do you guys act all crazy just because he´s making fun of you? at least he does that in a very amusing way.
GET OVER IT
ugh

ohsopseudo, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

that must have been one hell of a check

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 07:56 (twenty-two years ago)

did calum get one of his buddies to defend him?

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this the supposedly hot supposedly girlfriend? Ooooh, I'm quaking in my shoes. This is nearly as good as when Mrs. Doomie got online and yelled at us!

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Sigh. I feel like some buttsex now, how about you?

kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I have a feeling this won't post, but:

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kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:15 (twenty-two years ago)

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kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i can no longer tell who is the offended and who is the offensive. everyone seems to play both rolls so well. perhaps there is no difference between the two

darko chevalier, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The first one is much funnier. Click on the link, go on!

kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

oh, guess what, he didn´t...there´s just one person on this fucking site that doesn´t take him way too serious.
now go whining if he makes another comment your tender soul can´t take

ohsopseudo, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

We were offended Calum? Wow. I thought we were just irritated.

(I had a phase when I thought 'gross ALWAYS = revolutionary humour' too.)

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe if you just TRIED buttsex, then you'd relax. Try it with Calz, he doesn't seem to be getting enough.

kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

i´m female, thanks. but...what about your boyfriend?
awww noooo, that was just SO MEAN :( i´m fucking crying my eyes out of their sockets

ohsopseudo, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm well aware that you're female. Calum thinks that what is wrong with me is that I've had buttsex. So I'm suggesting that what is wrong with *you* is that you *haven't*.

OK, joking aside. I'm going to try to reason with you for the sake of being nice, and I'm going to try not to hold Calum's blatantly offensive rudeness against you, and hope that you are nicer than your friend.

Calum walks into a forum called I Love MUSIC and all he does is make deliberately provocative, offensive, laddish, borderline misogynistic yet certainly sexist comments about the sexual attractiveness of female popstars. If anyone responds to his posts, he immediately embarks upon the most rude personal insults. He reports that he tells his other friends "how much he enjoys winding this board up".

And then he WONDERS why he is not liked here, and that people on the board become defensive and even offensive towards here.

Anyone sensible would have either joined in the spirit of the board, or else left and gone somewhere with a tone more suitable to what they wanted LONG AGO.

i think being offended is immature.

Really. Tell that to Jews who are offended by British Nationalists marching in their neighbourhoods. Tell that to women who have been raped or beaten and yet still have to live in a sexist society which tolerates this behaviour because casual sexism is seen as something which is funny and provocative.

Calum does not like it when the stick is turned around and used to prod him instead. Take that to heart.

You are not part of the solution. You are part of the problem.

I know, I'm part of the problem for even contributing to this thread in the first place. This is absolutely the last thing I will have to say on this subject.

Moderators? I'm no longer able to post to the "Shout For The Moderator" thread, but I really think that it's time there was a B**** L**** style solution. We've tried being patient, we've tried fighting fire with fire, it's not working.

kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 08:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i´m not callum´s friend in the first place. just because i´m sticking up for him doesn´t make me a friend.
you apparently didn´t get my point. i said that sentence refering to THIS situation. did i talk about racism? no. did i talk about rapture? no. all i see is a bunch of guys who are all upset because some little boy is making fun of them. why is it so difficult to just ignore him? but your reactions confirm him and i guess he´s sitting at home, laughing about you. he made all those sexist threads because he knew that´s what upsets you the most.
and you have to admit that some users started to insult him even when he made a serious thread.

ohsopseudo, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

all i see is a bunch of guys who are all upset because some little boy is making fun of them.

but when the bunch of guys make fun of him he gets all upset too, go figure


why is it so difficult to just ignore him?

why is it so difficult for him to stop posting on ILM?


he made all those sexist threads because he knew that´s what upsets you the most.

whats wrong with the world part 23,497


you have to admit that some users started to insult him even when he made a serious thread.

calum has never posted a serious thread on ILM, except maybe that one about the White Stripes...

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 09:10 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah but there definitely is a difference between insulting someone and sending him gay-porn-junk-mails or hacking his e-mail address.

well, he´s amused by you. why should he stop?

nothings wrong with feminists...but it´s all provocation.

well, at least he tried it one time.

ohsopseudo, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 09:23 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I said I wouldn't say anything more on the subject, but I lied.

Did it ever occur to Calum that when we open up ILM and see ten threads about whatever girl singer he would like to do whatever explicit sex act - that is THE SAME as opening up your inbox and finding it full of pornspam? It's unsolicited, it's offensive, and it's clogging up our bandwidth.

In my mind, he has no right to complain, and I fully support that the more he spams us with pornojunk, the more he should be spammed.

kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 09:27 (twenty-two years ago)

oh wow, that´s mature. if you think what he does is wrong why do you do the same? isn´t it amazing how fast one can condescend to callum´s level?

ohsopseudo, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 09:31 (twenty-two years ago)

all of which is assuming somebody from here actually did send him pr0n spam. Lots of people get pr0n spam totally at random, in fact i think almost everybody gets it. It's a pain in thee ass, but there is little you can do about it except delete it unread, really. and also it's assuming that anyone from here tried to hax0r his email account. Or in fact that anyone actually tried to hax0r his account at all. I'm not convinced.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 09:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I will try this one last time.

Calum obviously does not think that what he does is wrong. Yet when we do exactly the same thing to him, he is the first to complain that it is not fair. Yet the logical leap that if it is wrong for us, then it is wrong for him seems to terminally escape him.

I don't know why I continue to think that someday Calum will someday respond to logic or even simple social convention. I cannot change Calum's behaviour, I can only stop responding to it. Which I am resolving to do now, even if it takes putting a post-it note on my computer screen which says DO NOT RESPOND TO ANY OFFENSIVE POSTS.

kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 09:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

If you do not like someones behaviour, why validate it?

Hardflip 6, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

because its the only chance we get to see screenshots of Monkey Island

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 10:03 (twenty-two years ago)

If you do not like someones behaviour, why validate it?

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 10:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Sock puppets were funnier when Sifl and Ollie were on the air.

Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 11:30 (twenty-two years ago)

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Sommermute (Wintermute), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, defender of Calum - ilx0r is well more tolerant than, say, Usenet groups, which would have launched a rather more aggressive defense after Calum had been asked once, politely, to either try to be respectful or leave. We tried engaging with him; we tried ignoring him; we tried reasoning. He won't be growing out of the "isn't it fun to get a reaction" phase. I honestly don't see how he has any business being upset at the gay porn spam in his mailbox, since, according to him, getting a reaction out of somebody is far more important than respecting their right to be left alone, to not be offended, etc.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 12:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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Mike Taylor (mjt), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

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Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:41 (twenty-two years ago)

both terrifying, thank you!

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

ohsosussudio: your real name isn't Mark Peranson by chance is it?

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 13:50 (twenty-two years ago)

sommermute, you fucking rule.


also, not to indulge in Calum's bad habits, but can we have more threads about inducing people into partaking of the buttsex? or is this a better topic for ILE?

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Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

That would be Jess "you buttfucker" H@rve11's job!

kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

fair enough.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry, I've got my apellations wrong. That would be "That buttf@cker" Jess H@rvell, rather. ;-)

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Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:20 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks for crashing my browser, Dom!

kate, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

ooo, is that a CHALLENGE?

fine!

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Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:38 (twenty-two years ago)

in other news, in the wonderful land of make-believe that is Japan, even cats are mods:

http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/images/pop_nekutai_l.jpg

altho, you do have to wonder about a feline wearing the skin of another feline:

http://www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/images/pop_hyo_l.jpg

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 14:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.esstudios.com/mrnutz/pn.gif
"ArRR! I love Jesus!"

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha!!!

James Blount (James Blount), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

hey it's the guy from you can't do that on television!

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum

http://www.tapefuzz.com/arson/bullhotrodani1.gif

King Kobra (King Kobra), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this the supposedly hot supposedly girlfriend? Ooooh, I'm quaking in my shoes. This is nearly as good as when Mrs. Doomie got online and yelled at us!

Comments like that Kate and you wonder why MS. Doomie goes out of her way to avoid you lot.

doom-e, Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Mrs Doomie didn't yell at you doom-e!!

mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

these threads are fucking great really, lets face it.


all those pictures of the pinefox were a bit excessive though.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Is this the supposedly hot supposedly girlfriend?
Well, even if it isn't, he shouldn't lose hope. There are other fish in the sea. (*rimshot*)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Wednesday, 4 June 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://images.webshots.com/ProThumbs/74/33574_wallpaper280.jpg

Sommermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 5 June 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

that film is awesome

Slump Man (Slump Man), Thursday, 5 June 2003 10:04 (twenty-two years ago)

HOME TAPIR'S IS KILLING MUSIC!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Thursday, 5 June 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Why American TV is TEH BEST EVAR!!11

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jun/2003656395866619056896.jpg
"Woo woo!"

http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jun/2003651793258512667122.jpg
"Aw hell yeah, I'ma have me Hitler's Baby!"

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 5 June 2003 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

creepiest shot in that entire fuckin' movie.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 5 June 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

dammit. let's try that again:

http://homepage.eircom.net/~screamanthology/br/moviestills/br032.jpg

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 5 June 2003 13:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Our friend, the Weeky World News provides the answer:

Here, from FBI profilers and psychologists, are the Top 5 warning signs that suggest a person is a lone extremist now -- or could "snap" and become one in the near future. Lone wolf terrorists:

-Make others uncomfortable by cornering and lecturing them on topics they are obsessed with -- topics that no one else cares about.
-Are awkward with the opposite sex. Men tend to be afraid of women, and women will often complain there are "no good men out there."
-Are loners -- even in a crowd. "Lone wolves spend lots of time alone, reading, writing, even pretending to watch TV while they daydream about a terror operation," the source says.
-Are "nerdy" and "geeky." Says the source: "Anyone who spends two hours or more a day on a computer or has multiple e-mail accounts is suspect. Normal people prefer the face-to-face company of 'real people' to 'fantasy friends' on the Web."
-Complain unrelentingly. "Don't shrug off the chronic complaining of a friend, family member, neighbor or co-worker," says the source. "It's a sign he or she may be ready to snap."

Consider yourself warned!

kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:34 (twenty-two years ago)

woo they got my number alright

stevem (blueski), Friday, 6 June 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

yes but will they post it on the net?

mark s (mark s), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.top100comics.de/images_comics/36lonewolf.jpg

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 6 June 2003 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Sommermute is just the mute who keeps on giving

stevem (blueski), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:08 (twenty-two years ago)

It needed a caption....

"This time Aku...you will PAY!"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.zompist.com/illo/lonewolf.gif

"Daigoro, I sense you are daydreaming about terror operations again... I'm very proud of you. Walk the path of hell, son."

"Gah."

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Fuck! I shoulda recognized Itto Ogami. My memory failed me. (Maybe because the first pic didn't have him kicking ass with one hand and pushing the baby carriage with the other.)

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.sickmanofasia.com/lwac/gfx/splash01.jpg

"Daigoro, we are going to Edo to corner some people and lecture them on dialectics. Remember, if you meet the Adorno, kill the Adorno."

"Guh."

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:41 (twenty-two years ago)

To those who've never heard of it, the above pic is the Japanese equivalent of Dirty Harry asking "Do you feel lucky, gaijin?"

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

hang on a minute, calum's problem with kate is that she had buttsex? wtf? i mean, most guys beg their girlies for buttsex! isn't he a real man or something? or maybe his buttsex aversion means ... um ... something else?

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Exactamundo.

kate (kate), Friday, 6 June 2003 12:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I think his problem is that she wasn't having buttsex with him.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:08 (twenty-two years ago)

that, too

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 6 June 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.banzai-institute.com/images/PT.jpg
This thread is "Perfect Tommy-Approved"(R).

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)

"Psycho Pimp Jamboree" 8:00pm on Fox channel 69!

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:38 (twenty-two years ago)

where the fuck is the original buttsex thread at, that caused all this commotion? I need something to read today...

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 6 June 2003 15:42 (twenty-two years ago)

If you actually paid attention, you'd know I have no problem with Kate. She has a problem with me. I (and others) were simply pointing out that she seems a very sad individual because she posts threads about her sex life on an Internet forum to complete strangers, thus presenting herself as nothing more than a fuck object anyway... but whilst STILL saying I'm sexist for posting threads about pop stars I find cute/ shaggable/ sexy etc etc

I wouldn't care if Kate was into felching donkeys in all honesty - each to their own - I just find her need to tell everyone, obviously as some desperate form of catharsis (don't you have any friends you can tell this stuff to?) a bit sad. At the end of the day, I'm just someone who likes to keep my private life private... but each to their own.

P.S. Lone Wolf and Cub are incredible!

Calz (Calz), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It's in this thread, search for the word "submissive" and it'll take you right to it.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

but what's it to you if kate (or anyone else) talks about her sex life? if it bothers you so much, why do keep reading threads where she talks about such things and why do you obsess about her sex life?

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

and why do you (calum) obsess about the sex life of Emma Bunton?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Calum in unconvincing backpedaling SHOCKAH!

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 6 June 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Read my post - it doesn't bother me (where did I say it did?), Kate attacked me consistently so I searched some of her threads to find out what her problem was. What I found was someone desperate for attention and needing to tell the world about her sex life. Does it bother me? Absolutely not. Do my posts bother her? Obviously.

That's the difference. I could care less - chat about what the hell you want here. I only read my own threads anyway. I could care less about anyone else's stuff.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

"I could care less about anyone else's stuff. "

And you wonder why no one likes you or defends you...

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 6 June 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The chronology:

Step 01. Calum Posts Joke Thread About Some Persons Sex Life
Step 02. Everyone Responds to Joke thread either with derision or with sexual blather.
Step 03 (optional). Custos responds with a "bleh"
Step 04. Calum gets indignant at somebody for some reason.
Step 05. Random ILMer responds to the snottiness with a snide comeback.
Step 06. Calum (insults|threatens) Random ILMer.
Step 07. Entire ILM forum turns on Calum.
Step 08a. Goto Step 06
Step 08b. Voice of Reason ILMer tries to negotiate a peaceful settlement.
Step 09. Fails.
Step 10. (Automatic Tubgirl feature mysterious activates, flooding entire forum with filth.)
Step 11. Calum gets abusive and leaves in a huff.
Step 12. Goto Step 01.

I defy anyone on ILM to show me a calum thread that DOESN'T follow this chronology.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

pah wtf are you doing wasting j0r time w/us pc nazi-bots anyway? yuo have yr own forum now, & i note thee following:

Total Topics: 0 - Total Posts: 0
Last Updated Topic: N/A

get to work bwah, yuor readerz await you, and are greeted w/mere deaphening silence, or something.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe if he adds words like "nude, sex, fetish, barnyard, make money fast, viagra, etc." to his Meta tag, he'd get some hits.

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 6 June 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

it strikes me that kate's obsession for her own sexlife obviously does bother calum for him to keep going on about it in the way he does (incessant denial that he's not interested - methinks the gentleman doth protest too much etc.), possibly in ways he doesnt realise or dare not admit. i'm pretty sure there's a lot of people who couldn't care less about her sexlife and are sick of her talking about it but then again i've not been here long enough to really assert that and i can say it does not bother me enough to the extent where i need to mention it other than on threads where there is conflict between kate and calum, or anyone else who is bothered enough by it to attack her on this board. in fact i would say while your spats do not bother me, they do INTEREST me...altho that doesn't mean you are anymore interesting than any other people on this board you understand

also, quite frankly calum if you only read your own threads (which only end up even approaching worthwhile because they spiral into completely insane tangents no thanks to you...and i presume you were not expecting these threads to turn out like this but then again...) and don't care about anyone else then what the fuck are you doing here at all and why are you being so persistent? it does not make sense.

stevem (blueski), Friday, 6 June 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

please people e-mail (to the address you'll find here any responses directed specifically at calum you wish to make, let's try to keep this off-board ie. feed the troll in private please.

Kettul (James Blount), Friday, 6 June 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.slow-backward.de/Gallerie/Profi__Seite_1_/Profi__Seite_2_/Profi__Seite_3_/Charly_-_head_3.jpg

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.slow-backward.de/Gallerie/Profi__Seite_1_/Profi__Seite_2_/Profi__Seite_3_/Charly_-_head_1.jpg

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:39 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.reproduktcomics.de/leseproben/trondheim/nein_nein.gif

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

1) That forum was shut down months and months and months and months ago.

2) My hotmail account will be closed surely.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:44 (twenty-two years ago)

And please note - spam person, you're spamming James and Kate and whomever else bad mouths me here the second you sign me to your shitty mailing lists (which my spam protector sends straight to my junk mail file anyway). Your choice.

Calz (Calz), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

...UND HEPP!

http://www.howieb.com/images/run_wrake/fishy.jpg

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

...and a wafer-thin mint for the blog view: http://home.planetinternet.be/~gui/images/spiral.gif

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you just posted a picture of the one woman that makes me want to make Calum-style posts. Oh, Charlotte, meine schoene Charlotte...

Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 6 June 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Ja, Charlotte ist ein angenehmer Mensch, das kann man schon so sagen.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 6 June 2003 20:01 (twenty-two years ago)

at least calums boring sex tales are made up

Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 7 June 2003 11:18 (twenty-two years ago)


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