things you have learned from 50 Cent

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whoever said progress is a slow process wasn't thinking about him

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

plus he has the magic stick

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 07:00 (twenty-two years ago)

gotta make it to heaven, fuck going through hell.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 07:13 (twenty-two years ago)

if yuh ain't gon make mre money, then fuck yuh

the many men mindset & the magic schtick

― autovac (autovac), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

he taught me everything i know about AR-15s equipped with night vision

― unknown or illegal user (doorag), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 08:08 (twenty-two years ago)

he taught me that chicks really do just want big thugs and i should stop trying

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

If you got a glass jaw, you should watch your mouf.

― JesseFox (JesseFox), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 15:22 (twenty-two years ago)

that the world was, once again, ready for a rapper who sounds like ma$e

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

if they hate, let 'em hate and watch the money pile up

― rgeary (rgeary), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

That being shot every few weeks makes you cool

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

that surviving makes you cool

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah and putting out good records helps, but y'know

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

That bullet-proof vests are manufactured in kids sizes.

― Mark (MarkR), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 03:02 (twenty-two years ago)

ashanti has sideburns.

― reo fordecor, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Her Satanism is confirmed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

that if i didn't smell so good, he'd still hug me

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

awww

― nnnh oh oh nnnh nnnh oh (James Blount), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

fat kids love cake.

― Michael Dieter, Wednesday, 6 August 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

seven months pass...

an eye for an eye nigga

― plus1, Friday, 26 March 2004 21:08 (twenty-one years ago)

if you hang out at car dealerships daily you deserve to be excoriated for not purchasing an Escalade more often

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Friday, 26 March 2004 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

to be honest i don't know the difference between fiddy and 2pac. therefore, as yet, i know nothing.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Saturday, 27 March 2004 03:20 (twenty-one years ago)

the difference is Pac got hit like Fiddy got hit but he ain't fuckin' breevin'.

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 27 March 2004 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Homosexuals have little conversation topics in common with lisping rappers.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 27 March 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

that is so not true. they may not socialize much, but they'd have a lot to talk about if they did.

― Al (sitcom), Saturday, 27 March 2004 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Direct your complaints to Mr Slave-soundalike Fifty Cent... 50 Cent: Not Homophobic/"Ain't Into Faggots"

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 27 March 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

shit i leared from fatel was own the famous strap

― shifty, Saturday, 3 April 2004 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

life time be on that bitch shit but i be keepin it alive
fool dont talk to me shut the fuck up

― shifty, Saturday, 3 April 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

tell fifty the bluebird are here

― shifty, Saturday, 3 April 2004 09:29 (twenty-one years ago)

oncew agian if you got it don't ask for it

― shifty, Saturday, 3 April 2004 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Give your kid a bullet proof vest so they'll never have to go through the same pain you did.

I wonder what kinds of helmets/pads that kid has to wear when he rides his bike.

― Matt Boch (Matt Boch), Saturday, 3 April 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

three years pass...

if fifty wrote a record abt fucking random women without condoms, i would fuck random women without wearing condoms.

― luriqua, Thursday, 23 August 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

i am the antilolst #:C

― luriqua, Thursday, 23 August 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

self deprecation doesn't make it ok

― deej, Thursday, 23 August 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

antilol is currently the most valuable substance in existence

i got an hiv test today-- pray for me deej

― luriqua, Thursday, 23 August 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

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