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I'm sure there's a thread about DJ or MC names, but how do you expect me to search for it. And I really wanted to post the one I thought of the other day:

MC Squared = E

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 25 September 2003 00:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno about made up but Kid606 sometimes goes by the name DJ Seventy Year Old Woman.

― damian_nz (damian_nz), Thursday, 25 September 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I've always thought DJ Hildegard Von Bangin' would make a great name for a happy hardcore DJ.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 25 September 2003 01:04 (twenty-two years ago)

13 years ago I came up with

DJ Hence the Moniker

― peepee (peepee), Thursday, 25 September 2003 01:26 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Dinosaur Rodeo.

― David Allen, Thursday, 25 September 2003 03:03 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Blagger
DJ Blogger
DJ Snare Roll
microDJ
DJ ('cause I'm a) Bad Dancer

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 25 September 2003 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

what about some MCs?

MC donalds

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 25 September 2003 04:06 (twenty-two years ago)

How about some names which virutally guarantee the DJ will not be any good?

DJ Trancemonster

DJ Butterfingers

DJ Trainsmash

DJ Plonker

DJ Mental Yentl

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 25 September 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

or that the DJ is over seventy years old?

DJ Ethel Primrose

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Thursday, 25 September 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a guy in Wellington who plays under the name DJ Love Bucket. He's much better than his name would suggest.

― damian_nz (damian_nz), Thursday, 25 September 2003 06:02 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ 40 Year Old Woman is my personal favorite.

― direct_program, Thursday, 25 September 2003 12:52 (twenty-two years ago)

A Helsinki pub used used to have a DJ called "The Hyvä DJ". "Hyvä" is "good" in Finnish. I guess he must've been good, then.

DJ Mental Yentl

How about the unforgettable Dutch happy hardcore duo, "DJ Charlie Lownoise & Mental Theo"?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 25 September 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm digging the names DJ Ham And Cheese On Rye and DJ Broken Window.

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 25 September 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Twee on point
with MC Noisy Driblets
spitting all over

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 25 September 2003 14:10 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Pica Pica-classic.

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 25 September 2003 14:14 (twenty-two years ago)

there was a program on neo-nazis on pbs some years back in which one of the frothing white supremacists referred to television as "the electric jew." i've always wanted to use that as a dj name.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 25 September 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Boiled Mouse
DJ Amyl Right Mate

― Alan (Alan), Thursday, 25 September 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Large One/s/Largin' It

― Barima (Barima), Thursday, 25 September 2003 14:24 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Weejay and MC Wemsy.

― Nick H, Thursday, 25 September 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I always figured I'd use DJ Amtrax ("trainwrecks for free!")

As far as real DJ names, I always liked DJ Ungle Fever.

― d.w., Thursday, 25 September 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Tacit

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Thursday, 25 September 2003 16:33 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ Booth i thought

― dz, Thursday, 25 September 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

DJ HIV+

― sucka (sucka), Thursday, 25 September 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.eecs.umich.edu/~andrewdn/gene-pool/sg_12.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 25 September 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

dj jeff koons puppy

― cinniblount (James Blount), Thursday, 25 September 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

My favorite of these was an actual one. Kool G Rap's deejay was named DJ Polo. When asked in an interview why he chose said moniker, his reply, utterly devoid of any hint of irony, was...."`cause like Polo [the clothing brand], I'm an original!"

That still cracks me up.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 25 September 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

is DJ Dilettante good or bad?

― chris herrington (chris herrington), Thursday, 25 September 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

Xavier n G ladys

― xavier paredes, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Stigmonious Spininator Rex

― My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

DJ Shoddy Workmanship.

DJ Maureece

― mei (mei), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

this only works if you speak spanish - DJ Dayhota

― thea, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

DJ Friend of the Family

for weddings and such

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

DJ Mäidu The Voolumõõtjanäidu

(hm, if I searched this very moniker I'm sure I'd find at least one other thread of made up DJ names on ILM...)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

yeh, here

Your DJ Name

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I've DJ'd New Wave nights as DJ Jew Order

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 07:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm very sad, so my DJ name would be Monica.

― Jedmond (Jedmond), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

DJ Fucknut
MC Wankee

― Sasha (sgh), Thursday, 26 February 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

JEREMY WHO POSTS ON HERE IS NOW KNOWN AS "DJ TANNER"

― Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Monday, 24 May 2004 02:55 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

this only works if you speak spanish - DJ Dayhota

-- thea (

There is a DJ Dayhota. (I worked with her mom). What does it mean en espanol?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 3 August 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

nine years pass...

I've always thought DJ Hildegard Von Bangin' would make a great name for a happy hardcore DJ.
― colin s barrow (colin s barrow)

This is brilliant. Sort of.

― Moka, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 07:42 (eleven years ago)

DJ Gibbler

― LimbsKing, Tuesday, 21 January 2014 18:14 (eleven years ago)

There's a restaurant here called Han Dynasty and their web site is handynasty.net

So I thought DJ Handy Nasty would be a cool name

― L'Haim, to life (St3ve Go1db3rg), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:00 (eleven years ago)

Already been done of course but oh well

― L'Haim, to life (St3ve Go1db3rg), Wednesday, 22 January 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

eight years pass...

DJ Problematic Dick

― the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Wednesday, 30 March 2022 19:22 (three years ago)

three years pass...

DJ Warm Stripe
DJ Haze Code
DJ OTM

― Now read it backwards. (dog latin), Thursday, 27 November 2025 11:44 (two weeks ago)

Many many years ago, my made-up DJ name (for a set of skills I still don't have) was DJ Fuck Off And Die. I just googled it and someone in Germany beat me to it in 2023.

― peace, man, Thursday, 27 November 2025 11:56 (two weeks ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHNhmCOaUk8

― Tony Bubbles (Tom D.), Thursday, 27 November 2025 12:43 (two weeks ago)

Shout out to irl DJ Fart In The Club

― pfutt, Thursday, 27 November 2025 13:16 (two weeks ago)

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