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KISS THEM KISS THEM KISS THEM!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"you can leave your hat on"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

"Boys Don't Cry"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

DARLING SWEETIE

"Tell me you love me
Admit it, you're really impressed
Would it not amuse you
For me to seduce you
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME UNDRESSED?

We're SHAMELESS, we will do anything
To get our fifteen of fame
We have no integrity, we're ready to crawl
To obtain celebrity we'll do anything at all."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

'I am the Wind Beneath your Wings...'

― omg, Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ow, my eyes. I mean, ow, my brain!

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

"Jumping Someone Else's Train" (if you, *ahem*, know what I mean, eh? nudge nudge wink wink!)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Alternately, "Euroboy," which I'm listening to RIGHT NOW and which is also on the bonus disc to Very, or Alternative if you prefer. NOSEBLEED MANIA YAY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Andrew WK - "Take It Off"

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

obviously

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Or maybe "Some Speculation" even. DAN WHERE ARE YOU TO PRAISE PET SHOP BOYS B-SIDES WITH ME?

Andrew WK - "Take It Off"

This would be incorrect.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Burning Love

― pete s, Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

No one has said Outhere Brothers yet?
Whats wrong with you people!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Photoshop Phun Urjent And Quee!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What about "Blue Dress" by Depeche Mode? ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Prince "Do Me Baby"

Rolf Harris "Two Little Boys"

Ministry "NWO"

― the Eskibox (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Surely a My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult song.

What about "Blue Dress" by Depeche Mode? ;)

No, because the line is "Put it on" not "Take it off." ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Venus In Furs"!

― the Eskibox (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww I was hoping you'd get the blue dress on, Ned! *pout*

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, I have a PHOTO of me in a blue dress. And makeup.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Quel surprise.

― Sean (Sean), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

IT'S OKAY! WE'ILL BE GOOD! PLAY NICE!

― omg, Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rudolf the Red Nosed Raindeer", any version
"Pictures Of Matchstick Men", Status Quo
"Knights of the Round Table", Monty Python
"Here I Go Again", Whitesnake
"The Piper", Abba

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

OBVIOUSLY "Dirty" by Christina.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

followed by 'Beautiful'

― pete s, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:01 (twenty-one years ago)

gg allin "antisocial masturbator"

― the surface noise (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Are dan and ned naked yet?

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Except for pasties, yes.

― the Eskibox (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)

March 3rd.. Hollywood Palladium.. special engagement, limited capacity

The Cure
Dan & Ned in Blue Dresses

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. Tasteful cod-pieces, fellers.

― omg, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

And Ned! As much going on downstairs as there is up boy!

― omg, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Are they wearing them cod-pieces underneath or over the dresses then?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

To be truthful the soft-focus gauze lens is kinda obscuring everything

― omg, Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Yay, impressionism!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

vaseline on lens

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Your imaginations scare me, lads.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:37 (twenty-one years ago)

followed by 'Beautiful'

Uh, no.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

'Rock Your Body' then?

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i say strip to technotronic and ya kid k! big hit mean big strip! yakid.com for more detales!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

'Rock Your Body' then?

You are an unusual person.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Are dan and ned naked yet?

Only in my head.

― Xii (Xii), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Are we both comfortable in there?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, my imagine has room for both of you manly men.

No one's suggested Oops (Oh My) yet? Shame, shame.

― Xii (Xii), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

imagination.

― Xii (Xii), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, my imagine has room for both of you manly men.

Mmm, testosterone.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

God, I can't wait to submit these remixes. Ned, you are a veritable pit of innuendo when sequenced properly.

― Xii (Xii), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Why, thank you. And I really should finally start that thread, so hold on here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Have fun.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

People! Are you forgetting..."Milkshake"?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

But we'd ARGUE about whose is better! Though that could be fun.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"You are an unusual person."

I'm a firm believer in cruel and unusual punishment, Ned. I pictured your jaw dropping after posting that one.

Fine, I'll play nice: Sam Fox - 'Touch Me' to Dead Or Alive - 'You Spin Me Round (Like A Record)' to Richard X f. Tiga - 'You (Better Let Me Love You x4) Tonight'. A gay-friendly set for ILX strippers and camp bodypoppers everywhere. 1-2-3 Dance Energy!

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

BEST THREAD EVER?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, quite possibly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Depeche Mode's Stripped was written expressly for this purpose, I am sure.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Dan, let me hear you MAAAAAAKE decisions without your television.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I pictured your jaw dropping after posting that one.

More an arched eyebrow, like Neil Tennant on the cover of Discography.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:44 (twenty-one years ago)

"Let It Be ...Naked"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"The Leaves Grow Old And Fall And Die" - Hood

Hehehe...

― Stupid (Stupid), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm to busy makin' 'em say "UNNNNH!" to mess around with the TV, Ned.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"More an arched eyebrow, like Neil Tennant on the cover of Discography."

Ned: "J. Timberlake? Surely you jest."

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

More an arched eyebrow, like Neil Tennant on the cover of Discography.

*fires up photoshop*

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

We were NEVER being boring!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Because we were NEVER being bored!

Spencer better put BOTH of us on that reworked cover.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Hopefully I will be wearing a toque.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Sunglasses urgent and key.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 02:54 (twenty-one years ago)

DanNed: Made for each other or made of each other?

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 03:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I am you and you are me.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

there's a gap where we meet
where i end and you begin

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 03:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That music that used to go between scenes on Seinfeld.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha Ned kills you with guns OK?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Quite.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"there's a gap where we meet
where i end and you begin
-- Ned Raggett"

Yeah, okay. Don't sing that too long. As soon as you get to the "I will eat you alive" part I'm leaving. There's only so much homo-eroticism I can take.

― Stupid (Stupid), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

My neck, my back- NO STOP DAN STOP

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

"Dan, why do people think that I'm you?"

"I think you know."

― Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

My neck, my back- NO STOP DAN STOP

Delectable.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lick my neck, make me wet, lick Dan Perry and Rag-gett!"

(ok, that was really forced and lame, but was close)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I ponder at you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

...the Raggettman is having Dan for dinner tonight?

*arches eyebrow*

― janni (janni), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

And I feel like I'm being eaten.

Yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:55 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ned Raggett Reads From The Farmer's Almanac" (Omnipotent Baby Mix)

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Woo! Dan could give the weather report on the B-side or something?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 02:10 (twenty-one years ago)

The Bootyflake Chronicles as Narrated by Dan Perry.

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 22 January 2004 06:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I think my brain has just packed up and left home.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 January 2004 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

Usher "Confessions"
Creed "My Sacrifice"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 October 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago)

Visions!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 25 October 2004 01:39 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

CREED?????????

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

I welcome you with arms wide open. Wait, no I don't.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 September 2005 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

That video was a portent of Katrina. Creed=John Titor of nu-grunge!!!!!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Remove "John" and "or" from that and I agree, Matt.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 September 2005 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

But I thought you liked the tit. Conceptually.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 September 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

You can take your nu-grunge tits and put them in a shitsack.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Thursday, 22 September 2005 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

i think that it's high-time to revive some creed threads ...

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 22 September 2005 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

"Risqué Business" by God Mountain Orchestra
should be fun to strip by -- only you've have it on repeat, it's less than a-minute-and-a-half...

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 22 September 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

The Creed dude shaved his tits.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Why is it ok for Scott Stapp to strip and get away with it, and not that other guy in a Christian rock band who got arrested?

― donut Get Behind Me Carbon Dioxide (donut), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

who got arrested?? Some guy from Petra? They were closet tit-shavers, I bet.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Nate Kinsella got arrested, and whatever off-shoot of Joan of Arc it was that he was playing in, it certainly wasn't a Xian one

― ken taylrr has gone off the internet because of you (ken taylrr), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Is that Smoking Popes guys still into God?

Does Nick Cave count as Xian rock? Cuz I like him, alot.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 22 September 2005 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

OK the rhymes & rhythm suffer a bit ("a bit") but:

--
Fee-a-fuck-a-fatha, explosion, oh mylord
Killa Jay talks, returnin vertebral
Bringin Panamaful bag of all drollery
Soda filled be trunks, BBWs the car.

Hahahaha, get to nunnery!
Fantastic clown BEEP we eulogize
Baronets, Asps, X-Superheros, friends o'japery
Including all companies perceived not.

Borough enter, a BEEP tepee organize up,
BEEP quadruple knights down, droppable pair more
After, retreatin to the BEEP highway
Catching y'noggin blow BEEP wholly is annoying.

Launch me BEEP halberds! Apprehend inanimate roosters!
Launch me likewise BEEP pay, then amassest da booze*!
And when da g-g-gremlin BEEP forces fluxion, sanctions continue-e-oh,
Then abracadoo BEEP, Gigantic Mellon Colin-o.
--

The diligent reader will notice this is the first verse of Insane Clown Posse's "Hokus Pokus", rewritten so that the number of letters in the words correspond to the digits of Pi.

*(nb I didn't really understand this line. Never heard the song.)

― OleM (OleM), Thursday, 22 September 2005 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

http://flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/yapb_cache/friday_love.1rt3dglecbnoksw48gk8c04c0.bxj7bs82axw0g448owg4gc8so.th.png

― goole, Friday, 16 April 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)

My wife bought me that shirt, I like it.

― he's always been a bit of an anti-climb Max (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 16 April 2010 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

Holyfuckingshit!

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 16 April 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

Loving that image so much.

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 16 April 2010 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

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