Walter Payton
Well, they call me Sweetness,And I like to dance.Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.We've had the goal since training campTo give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.And we're not doin' thisBecause we're greedy.The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.We didn't come here to look for trouble,We just came here to doThe Super Bowl Shuffle.
Willie Gault
This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.I practice all day and dance all night,I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.There's not one here that does it like me,My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.
Mike Singletary
I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.Part of the defense, big and bold,I've been jammin' for quite a while,Doin' what's right and settin' the style,Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle
(Repeat Chorus)
Jim McMahon
I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.I just throw my body all over the field.I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.I motivate the cats, I like to tease.I play so cool, I aim to please.That's why you all got here on the doubleTo catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.
Otis Wilson
I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.The ladies all love meFor my body and my mind.I'm slick on the floor as I can beBut ain't no sucker gonna get past me.Some guys are jealousOf my style and class,That's why some end up on their -,I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.
Steve Fuller
They say Jimbo is our man.If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.This is Steve, and it's no wonderI run like lightnin', pass like thunder.So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.I'm not here to feather his ruffle,I just came here to doThe Super Bowl Shuffle.
Mike Richardson
I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.I fly on the field and get on down.Everybody knows I don't mess around.I can break'em, shake'em,Any time of day.I like to steal it and make 'em pay,So please don't cry to beat my hustle'Cause I'm just here to doThe Super Bowl Shuffle.
Richard Dent
The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.if the quarterback's slow,He's gonna get bent.We stop the run, we stop the pass,I like to dump guys on their -.We love to play for the world's best fans,You better start makin'Your Super Bowl plans.But don't get ready or go to any troubleUnless you practiceThe Super Bowl Shuffle.
Gary Fencik
It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.They call me "hit man,"Don't know what they mean.They throw it long and watch me run,I'm on my man, one-on-one.Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,That's why they call us the 46 zone.Come on everybody let's scream and yell,We're goin' to do the Shuffle,Then ring your bell.
William Perry
You're lookin' at the Fridge,I'm the rookie.I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun.I can dance, you will seeThe others, they all learn from me.I don't come here lookin' for trouble,I just came here to doThe Super Bowl Shuffle.
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)
― Huck Everlasting (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)
McMahon is the worst on the track by far though. Also, "Samurai" Mike Singletary reminds me of the voice Eddie Murphy used to do when he played a white character on SNL or in his standup...
This song rules. We found a tape in the cutout bin at Wal-Mart and listened to it everyday on our way to tennis practice in high school
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)
Classic.
― Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― George Smith, Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― George Smith, Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Dude (The Yellow Dart), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)
I wish I could find a screenshot of the video.
― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)
Liverpool F.C. Liverpool F.C.
My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility...
aah...aah...ahh...aah
...had Napoleon had that idea he'd have conquered the bloody world
Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone
Alright Aldo Sound as a poundI'm cushty la but there's nothing down The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us
Well I'm rapping now, I'm rapping for fun I'm your goalie, the number one You can take the mick, don't call me a clown Any more lip and you're going down
Alright Ace, we're great me and you But the other lads don't talk like we do No they don't talk like we do, do they do la We'll have to learn 'em to talk propah
You two scousers are always yapping I'm gonna show you some serious rapping I come from Jamaica, my name is John Barn-es When I do my thing the crowd go bananas
How's he doing the Jamaica rap? He's from just south of the Watford GapHe gives us stick about the north/south divide'cause they got the jobs Yeah, but we got the side
Well I came to England looking for fame So come on Kenny man, give us a game 'cause I'm sat on the bench paying my dues with the blues I'm very big down under, but my wife disagrees
They've won the league, bigger stars than Dallas They got more silver than Buckingham Palace No-one knows quite what to expect When the red machine's in full effect
Well Steve McMahon sure can rap It's about time he had an England cap So come on Bobby Robson, he's the man 'cause if anyone can, Macca can Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can...
Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell
My idea was to build Liverpool up and up and up until eventually they would be untouchable. Everybody would have to submit. Give in, give in, give in
We're Ireland lads Och-ai the noo And there's four of usAnd only two of you So if you want nai trouble And you don't want a slap You'd better teach us the Anfield rap
Don't forget us paddies And me the Great Dane And I'm from London mate so watch your game Well you two scousers, you're always squaking But we'll just let our feet do the talking
Our lads have come from all over the place They talk dead funny, but they play dead great Well now we've gotta learn 'em to talk real cool The song you've gotta learn if you're Liverpool
You'll never walk alone
Ho-ho my word That's unbelievable, it really is I think they should stick to playing football. Terrible What do you think Kenny?
Oh yeah!
― DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)
The time has come:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcraUs4bGhU
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 November 2025 22:42 (one week ago)
Hope they interview the pope for this.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 November 2025 22:44 (one week ago)
And here this whole time I thought they were great because of the 46, now we know it was fear of embarassment. They were Running Scared, like.
― henry s, Friday, 14 November 2025 22:48 (one week ago)