well, it's that time of year: the Bears' "Super Bowl Shuffle": C/D?

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We are the Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
We're so bad we know we're good.
Blowin' your mind like we knew we would.
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start not trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Walter Payton

Well, they call me Sweetness,
And I like to dance.
Runnin' the ball is like makin' romance.
We've had the goal since training camp
To give Chicago a Super Bowl Champ.
And we're not doin' this
Because we're greedy.
The Bears are doin' it to feed the needy.
We didn't come here to look for trouble,
We just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Willie Gault

This is Speedy Willie, and I'm world class.
I like runnin' but i love to get the pass.
I practice all day and dance all night,
I got to get ready for the Sunday fight.
Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl,
I dance a little funky, so watch me girl.
There's not one here that does it like me,
My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.

Mike Singletary

I'm Samurai Mike I stop'em cold.
Part of the defense, big and bold,
I've been jammin' for quite a while,
Doin' what's right and settin' the style,
Give me a chance, I'll rock you good,
Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came to do The Super Bowl Shuffle

(Repeat Chorus)

Jim McMahon

I'm the punky QB, known as McMahon.
When I hit the turf, I've got no plan.
I just throw my body all over the field.
I can't dance, but I can throw the pill.
I motivate the cats, I like to tease.
I play so cool, I aim to please.
That's why you all got here on the double
To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Otis Wilson

I'm mama's boy Otis, one of a kind.
The ladies all love me
For my body and my mind.
I'm slick on the floor as I can be
But ain't no sucker gonna get past me.
Some guys are jealous
Of my style and class,
That's why some end up on their -,
I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just get down to The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Steve Fuller

They say Jimbo is our man.
If Jimmy can't do it, I sure can.
This is Steve, and it's no wonder
I run like lightnin', pass like thunder.
So bring on Atlanta, bring on Dallas,
This is for Mike and Papa Bear Halas.
I'm not here to feather his ruffle,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Mike Richardson

I'm L.A. Mike, and I play it cool.
They don't sneak by me 'cause I'm no fool.
I fly on the field and get on down.
Everybody knows I don't mess around.
I can break'em, shake'em,
Any time of day.
I like to steal it and make 'em pay,
So please don't cry to beat my hustle
'Cause I'm just here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

(Repeat Chorus)

Richard Dent

The sackman's comin', I'm your man Dent.
if the quarterback's slow,
He's gonna get bent.
We stop the run, we stop the pass,
I like to dump guys on their -.
We love to play for the world's best fans,
You better start makin'
Your Super Bowl plans.
But don't get ready or go to any trouble
Unless you practice
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Gary Fencik

It's Gary here, and I'm Mr.Clean.
They call me "hit man,"
Don't know what they mean.
They throw it long and watch me run,
I'm on my man, one-on-one.
Buddy's guys cover it down to the bone,
That's why they call us the 46 zone.
Come on everybody let's scream and yell,
We're goin' to do the Shuffle,
Then ring your bell.

William Perry

You're lookin' at the Fridge,
I'm the rookie.
I may be large, but I'm no dumb cookie.
You've seen me hit, you've seen me run,
When I kick and pass, we'll have more fun.
I can dance, you will see
The others, they all learn from me.
I don't come here lookin' for trouble,
I just came here to do
The Super Bowl Shuffle.

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I had the Refrigerator Perry GI Joe.

Huck Everlasting (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking Sides: Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew vs. any other music you listen to

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Why is this even a question? It's classic without a doubt. One of the first and only 45s I owned.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw Refrigerator Perry being booed last summer for giving up halfway through a hot dog eating contest.

Ian Christe (Ian Christe), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic of course, yes. I can't believe it's been 18 years, I'm so feckin' olde

Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

What kind of impact did this have in the UK?

Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet it was one of those "only a few people heard it but every one of them formed a band" kind of deals.

Mark (MarkR), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

super bowl skiffle

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.allprodad.com/images/singletary.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Otis Wilson so owns every MC on this thread...although Payton's unintentially funny Michael Jackson lisp is pretty hilarious. Steve Fuller's gets his slack-jawed yokel on reaaal properlike too....

McMahon is the worst on the track by far though. Also, "Samurai" Mike Singletary reminds me of the voice Eddie Murphy used to do when he played a white character on SNL or in his standup...

This song rules. We found a tape in the cutout bin at Wal-Mart and listened to it everyday on our way to tennis practice in high school

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Man I miss that old skool rap. Total Classic

dave225 (Dave225), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Only thing missing was Ditka himself.

Classic.

Baked Bean Teeth (Baked Bean Teeth), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

If your peter don't work, I'm your man Mike.
If your johnson's soft, it's gone on strike.
I shore him up, I'll make him hard,
So again you'll stick it in da wife's backyard.
I give you Ditka's special Levitra pills,
They cured my impotence,
And they'll cure your ills.
So don't cryin' about your dick in trouble
All you have to do is the Ditka Shuffle.

George Smith, Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

The news is there are gonna be a lot of dick pill commercials shown during the Super Bowl, drug companies assuming it's a nation of manly men in difficulty.

George Smith, Tuesday, 27 January 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic All the Way!!!

Dude (The Yellow Dart), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.websurfnicaragua.com/music/shuffle/cover.jpg

I wish I could find a screenshot of the video.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 21:30 (twenty-one years ago)

And I would pay a lot of money for the 12" Extended Version (no Levitra jokes please).

Aaron W (Aaron W), Tuesday, 27 January 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Haven't thought about this in YEARS. Classic!

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell
United, Tottenham, Arsenal
Watch my lips, and I will spell
'cause they don't just play, but they can rap aswell

Liverpool F.C.
Liverpool F.C.

My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility...

aah...aah...ahh...aah

...had Napoleon had that idea he'd have conquered the bloody world

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone

Alright Aldo
Sound as a pound
I'm cushty la but there's nothing down
The rest of the lads ain't got it sussed
We'll have to learn 'em to talk like us

Well I'm rapping now, I'm rapping for fun
I'm your goalie, the number one
You can take the mick, don't call me a clown
Any more lip and you're going down

Alright Ace, we're great me and you
But the other lads don't talk like we do
No they don't talk like we do, do they do la
We'll have to learn 'em to talk propah

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone

You two scousers are always yapping
I'm gonna show you some serious rapping
I come from Jamaica, my name is John Barn-es
When I do my thing the crowd go bananas

How's he doing the Jamaica rap?
He's from just south of the Watford Gap
He gives us stick about the north/south divide
'cause they got the jobs
Yeah, but we got the side

Well I came to England looking for fame
So come on Kenny man, give us a game
'cause I'm sat on the bench paying my dues with the blues
I'm very big down under, but my wife disagrees

They've won the league, bigger stars than Dallas
They got more silver than Buckingham Palace
No-one knows quite what to expect
When the red machine's in full effect

Well Steve McMahon sure can rap
It's about time he had an England cap
So come on Bobby Robson, he's the man
'cause if anyone can, Macca can
Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can... Macca-can...

Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell

My idea was to build Liverpool up and up and up until eventually they would be untouchable. Everybody would have to submit. Give in, give in, give in

We're Ireland lads
Och-ai the noo
And there's four of us
And only two of you
So if you want nai trouble
And you don't want a slap
You'd better teach us the Anfield rap

Don't forget us paddies
And me the Great Dane
And I'm from London mate so watch your game
Well you two scousers, you're always squaking
But we'll just let our feet do the talking

Our lads have come from all over the place
They talk dead funny, but they play dead great
Well now we've gotta learn 'em to talk real cool
The song you've gotta learn if you're Liverpool

Walk on... walk on... with hope... in your heart... and you'll ne... ver walk... alone

You'll never walk alone

Ho-ho my word
That's unbelievable, it really is
I think they should stick to playing football. Terrible
What do you think Kenny?

Oh yeah!

DJ Mencap (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 28 January 2004 10:04 (twenty-one years ago)

twenty-one years pass...

The time has come:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcraUs4bGhU

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 November 2025 22:42 (one week ago)

Hope they interview the pope for this.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 November 2025 22:44 (one week ago)

And here this whole time I thought they were great because of the 46, now we know it was fear of embarassment. They were Running Scared, like.

henry s, Friday, 14 November 2025 22:48 (one week ago)


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