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http://twist.lib.uiowa.edu/ekphrasis/Hypertext/medusa.jpg
When you were here before, couldn't look you in the eye

http://tube.tfl.gov.uk/content/pressreleases/0111/angel2.jpg
You're just like an angel

http://www.eslkidstuff.com/images/onion.gif
your skin makes me cry

http://www.wannalearn.com/shoppingImages/levitating_globe.jpg
You float like a feather in a beautiful world

http://www.transload.net/~sunshine/secret_pals/sp-pooh-tigger.jpg
And I wish I was special
You're so fucking special

http://www.luisenstift.de/files/bilder/sprachen/crepes.jpg
But I'm a creep

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/calum.jpg
I'm a weirdo

http://www.stentorian.com/politics/flush.jpg
What the hell am I doing here?
http://www.etfansite.com/images/extraterrestrial-pose01.jpg
I don't belong here


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I don't care if it hurts

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I want to have control

http://www.surgicalweightloss.biz/images/bmi_photo.jpg
I want a perfect body

http://www.sookenet.com/windjammer/pix/wj-sole.jpg
I want a perfect soul

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I want you to notice, when I'm not around

http://www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/kiki/Kiki.jpg
You're so fucking special
http://www.thespecials.com/images/photos/history/specials79train.jpg
I wish I was special

http://www.brake.co.uk/brprods/crepe.jpg
But I'm a creep

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/calum.jpg
I'm a weirdo

http://paulassoapshack.com/Carlisle%20missile%20launcher%20Iraq.JPG
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here, ohhh ohhhh

http://www.webbsoc.demon.co.uk/images/020720-601-King-Frances-NZ%20not%20run%20out.jpg
She's running out again....
http://www.ananova.com/images/web/71340.jpg http://www.healthypages.net/news/pics/needle-dirty1.jpg
She's running out
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/siwomen/2001/september/winning_performance/radcliff-01.jpg
she's run, run, run, run....run....

http://www.dentalclinicmanual.com/chapt4/section_08/topic_04/images/mask.jpg
Whatever makes you happy

http://www.ssw.com.au/RoodNet/images/Me/what-now.JPG
Whatever you want


http://www.nugrape.net/special.jpg
You're so fucking special
http://www.odot.state.or.us/pubtrans/otnimages/web/special-needs-rider.jpg
I wish I was special

http://membres.lycos.fr/biancapoesie/Crepes.JPG
But I'm a creep

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/calum.jpg
I'm a weirdo

http://members.aol.com/brskr/RIKISHI.jpg
What the hell am I doing here?

http://insects.tamu.edu/images/ants.gif
I don't belong here

http://www.juliegreig-artist.co.nz/03images/The-Odd-One-Out.jpg
I don't belong here

ken c (ken c), Sunday, 18 July 2004 11:22 (twenty years ago)

hahaha! i'm in a room with 2 other people who are both working hard on something, it's hurting trying to stifle my laughter

m. (mitchlnw), Sunday, 18 July 2004 11:34 (twenty years ago)

mmmm crepes

Nick Apollo Forte (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 18 July 2004 11:36 (twenty years ago)

Secret Pals are Special!

Andrzej B. (Andrzej B.), Sunday, 18 July 2004 12:04 (twenty years ago)

brilliant

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 18 July 2004 12:23 (twenty years ago)

Such an achievement. I teared up a little at the end.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:34 (twenty years ago)

I was about to start one of my own for a different song, but I feel I cannot possibly compete with Ken's original.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:35 (twenty years ago)

It's the sweet, sweet combo of toilet humor, digs at Cman and anti-war commentary that makes it so special. So fucking special.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago)

My favorite bit is far and away the "I want a perfect soul" bit, which made me laugh so hard I woke up the baby.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Me too! That made me laugh the most. Also, the final "What the hell am I doing here?"

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 18 July 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago)

As stated above, nothing can live up to ken c's original acheivement, so jus' consider this a tribute/cash-in of sorts:


You wake up late for school and you don't wanna go.


You ask your mom please but she still says no.


You miss two classes and no homework.


But your teacher preaches class like he's some kinda jerk.


You gotta fight


For your right


To party!!


Your pop caught you smokin' and he said no way!


That hypocrite smokes two packs a day.


Man, livin' at home is such a drag.


Now, your mom threw away your besy porno mag.


(BUSTED!)


You gotta fight


For your right


To party!!!


You gotta fight! (cue guitar solo)


Get out of this house if that's the clothes you're gonna wear.


I'll kick you out of my home if you dont cut that hair!


Your Mom busted in and said what's that noise?


Aww Mom you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys!


You gotta fight


For your right


To party!!


party!!!!!!!!

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 18 July 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago)

Wait, how the fuck did THAT happen? Do we have a new system for linking images or something???

I posted it on my defunct blog and it all turned out fine, so why ain't it working here? Sob!

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 18 July 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, ILX has gone all bitchy about image posting.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 18 July 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago)

i couldn't do it either. looks like the policy is still the same in the FAQ though:

Currently you can only post pictures that are already on the internet somewhere, so if you want to post your own picture you need to get your own webspace to host it, and you'll need to find a provider that allows external image linking. In the future we may allow you to upload your images directly to ilXor.com.

To actually post the image, you can either type the full HTML in your message:


Or enter the address directly and proceed the 'http://' part with the letter i, and it will be expanded to the HTML equivalent:
ihttp:// www.site.com/image.gif

sherm, Sunday, 18 July 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago)

ken c, :-?

will you marry me? 8-D

gygax! X-[]

gygax! (gygax!), Sunday, 18 July 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Wonderful! What cracked me up the most was the repeated use of the same "weirdo" pic, hahaha!

OleM (OleM), Monday, 19 July 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago)

Yes, and the fact that it's CMAN!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 19 July 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Nice!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 19 July 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Thanks! It was either that or Iron Maiden's "Rime of the Ancient Mariner".

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 19 July 2004 21:46 (twenty years ago)

http://3d-album.com/newstyle_images/fireworks.jpg
WITH THE FIRE FROM THE FIREWORKS UP ABOOOOVE ME
http://cyan.askee.net/pics/superhero/images/tankgirl_gun.jpg
WITH A GUN FOR A LOVER AND A SHOT FOR THE PAIN AT HAND
ihttp://www.owen.k12.ky.us/intranet/Projects/50S-WEB/dabomb2.jpg
YOU RUN FOR COVER IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://bilder.reisering.de/wtsok/jogging_amStrand.jpg
YOU RUN FOR ANOTHER BUT STILL THE SAME
http://www.nd.edu/~acasad/europe/images/wind_swept.jpg
FOR THE WIND WILL BLOW MY NAME ACROSS THIS LAND
http://newssearch.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1095000/images/_1097664_cower150.jpg
IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE YOU HIDE TOGETHER
http://www.taelonarchives.com/stories/webblili/pics/fearandpain.jpg
BELIEVING PAIN AND FEAR OUTSIDE
http://www.ctbikersguide.com/images/weather.jpg
BUT SOMEONE NEAR YOU RIDES THE WEATHER
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AND THE TEARS HE CRIED WILL RAIN
http://www.colby.edu/museum/images/wall3.jpg
ON WALLS AS WIDE AS LOVERS' EYES
http://www.ulg.ac.be/vinitor/temple.jpg
IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://www.softballusa.com/pingallery2/Images/Texas_Thunder.jpg
SHINE LIKE THUNDER
http://webapps.getty.edu/art/collections/images/l/06999801.jpg
IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://www.counton.org/numberland/87/rain.jpg
CRY LIKE RAIN
http://www.tadma.net/~pam/images/love2.jpg
IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://www.twelveoaks.org/TheFrontPorch/Summer03/images/z.%20Who%20may%20be%20calling.jpg
HEAR MY CALLING
http://www.ultra-violet.net/photo_albums/MEXICO/images/small%20temple.jpg
IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://www.adrsnet.net/ruffkut/images/andrew.jpg
HEAR MY NAME
http://www.exult.co.uk/images/36389.jpg
AND THE DEVIL IN A BLACK DRESS WATCHES OOOOOOVER
http://www.angelmessages.com/cards/guardian_angel_crop.jpg
MY GUARDIAN ANGEL WALKS AWAY
http://cnn.ch/HEALTH/9607/03/nfm/pill.safety/birth.control.pills.jpg
LIFE IS SHORT, AND LOVE IS ALWAYS OVER IN THE MORNING
http://www.alanandsandycarey.com/Domestic/Cats%20and%20Kittens/images/Cat%20carrying%20Kitten.jpg
BLACK WIND COME CARRY ME FAR AWAY
http://www.umszki.hu/~leczb/Graphics/Backgrounds/night_sky_small_00.jpg
WITH THE SUNLIGHT DIED AND THE NIGHT ABOVE ME
http://www.papillonsartpalace.com/ELIAN_jpg_W_AGENT_POINTING_GUN_AT_HIM.jpg
WITH A GUN FOR A LOVER AND A SHOT FOR THE PAIN INSIDE
http://www.lyred.com/covers/nylons_-_run_for_cover.jpg
YOU RUN FOR COVER IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://netnea.com/images/tangram/woman-running-small.jpeg
YOU RUN FOR ANOTHER--IT'S ALL THE SAME
ihttp://www.palecrow.com/images/apartment-no-walls.jpg
FOR THE WIND WILL BLOW AND THROW YOUR WALLS ASIDE
http://www.du.edu/risk/Images/fire1.jpg
WITH THE FIRE FROM THE FIREWORKS UP ABOVE
http://www.research.unc.edu/endeavors/fall2003/images/addiction_needle_t.jpg
WITH A GUN FOR A LOVER AND A SHOT FOR THE PAIN
http://www.andreakane.com/images/Run4YourLife_Thumb.jpg
YOU RUN FOR COVER IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://www.mediadivide.org/jls%20home%20folder/jls%20home/web%20misc%20gallery/images/Weatherman.jpg
SHINE LIKE THUNDER, CRY LIKE RAIN
http://www.oro.net/~lindberg/murphy23/shack.jpg
AND THE TEMPLE OF LOVE GROWS OLD AND STRONG
http://www.blake1.force9.co.uk/heartlands/aa_cold_wild_wind.jpg
BUT THE WIND BLOWS STRONGER, COLD AND LONG
http://www.musicweb.uk.net/film/2003/May03/all_fall_down.jpg
AND THE TEMPLE OF LOVE WILL FALL BEFORE
http://www.huffmanworks.com/a6/class02-03/images/about_andrew.jpg
THIS BLACK WIND CALLS MY NAME TO YOU NO MORE
http://www.nwsource.com/images/weather/thunderstorm_us-0.jpg
IN THE BLACK SKY, THUNDER SWEEPING UNDERGROUND AND OVER WATER
http://www.mylifewithmorrissey.com/stills/images/Ed_Crying.jpg
SOUNDS OF CRYING, WEEPING WILL NOT SAVE
http://www.arc.losrios.edu/~biology/images/brick_science_small.jpg
YOUR FAITH FOR BRICKS AND DREAMS FOR MORTAR
http://www.hiddencodes.com/pray.jpg
ALL YOUR PRAYERS MUST SEEM AS NOTHING
http://www.greenvilleonline.com/news/2002/12/08/parade/images/waving.jpg
NINETY-SIX BELOW THE WAVE
http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/yellowstone03/dust.jpg
WHEN STONE IS DUST AND ONLY AIR REMAINS
http://www.home.earthlink.net/~h111/Media/larzgirl.jpg
IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://www.harlemglobetrotters.com/players/img/plyr-shine.jpg
SHINE LIKE THUNDER
http://www.sangha.net/Maitreya.jpg
IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://www.magicalphotos.com/features/images/Loving_mom.jpg
CRY LIKE RAIN
http://www.holyroodrc.com/newsletter/image/godstemple.jpg
IN THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://www.omnicronelectronics.com/digital/Images/Call_Rec_W_phone.jpg
HEAR THE CALLING
http://www.fireplacestone.com/UC/tennis.jpg
AND THE TEMPLE OF LOVE
http://www.bushmag.com.au/Photo%20board/Images%20from%20Dimitry/falling%20down.jpg
IS FALLING DOWN

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Fucking HELL

broken twig, Tuesday, 20 July 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago)

"HEAR THE CALLING" cracks me up.

m. (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago)


http://www.hank-dust.com/img/galerie/cover-artwork/popart/sticky-fingers_front.jpg
you keep sayin you got somethin for me

http://www.christiananswers.net/q-eden/romancatholicpriest-withaltarboy.jpg
Something you call Love, but confess

http://www.homestead.com/towerhillstables/files/bessmess4sm.JPG
you've been a messin where you shoudn't a been messin

http://www.homestead.com/towerhillstables/files/bessmay03dsm.JPG
and now someone else is gettin' all your best

http://users.lmi.net/ml/artworks/bobscowboyboots.jpg
these boots are made for walkin'

http://members.aol.com/cjonas/hp/paul/paulpics/boots.jpeg
and that's just what they'll do

http://www.tsl.state.tx.us/ld/projects/trc/2003/manual/images/clipart/boots.jpg
one of these days these boots are gonna

http://www.massagemedicine.com/images/photos/feet.jpg
walk all over you

http://i.timeinc.net/time/daily/special/photo/campaign2000/bush/boots.jpg
you keep lyin when you oughta be truthin

http://www.mccombs.utexas.edu/faculty/jonathan.koehler/images/lottery.gif
and you keep losin' when you oughta not bet

http://www.rbgilbert.com/images/rupaul.jpg http://www.movies-too-gay.com/tv/pix/actors/rupaul.jpg
you keep samein' when you oughta be changin'

http://www.weyrich.com/bookcovers/ought_to.gif
now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet

http://www.wethighheels.com/kittysshoes/bl%20boots%20stitch08.jpg
these boots are made for walkin'

ihttp://angela.nycactors.com/journal/streetwalker.jpg
and that's just what they'll do

http://www.panteion.gr/~lapsusl/III/entheto_cale_icons/velvet_book_scan.jpg
one of these days these boots are gonna

http://www.creativewalking.com/images/28mm_footstep_challenge_pos.jpg
walk all over you

chicago, now! (chicago, now!), Tuesday, 20 July 2004 22:29 (twenty years ago)

I am flabbbergasted by maelstrom of awe.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 21 July 2004 14:15 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
song illustration thread

ken c (ken c), Friday, 17 September 2004 12:18 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...
http://www.best-voice-actress.com/MCHOP_jp40.jpg
I'm an axe grinder,

http://www.empirestatewrestling.com/showpics/040320/056.jpg
Pile driver,

http://www.cincinnati.com/freetime/movies/mcgurk/img/bigmomma.jpg http://mc.clintock.com/first_floor/living_room/sun_porch/cabinet_built-in/audio_cds/ICON-images/nirvana_-_nevermind.jpg
Mama says that I never, never mind her.

http://www.doomi.ch/comics/archive/photos/blondy.jpg
Got no brains,

http://home.comcast.net/~massbackwards/shotgun2.jpg
I'm insane,

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2004-08/05/xin_2008010515262703264817.jpg http://www.rodleyinteriors.co.uk/partition_photos/through-glass-wall-to-corne.jpg
Teacher says that I'm one big pain.

http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/1999/images/entrapment1.jpg
I'm like a laser,

ihttp://www.fastquality.com/razorwire12.jpg
six-string razor,

http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/ncb/2001/0316/photo/a_donovan_i.jpg
I've got a mouth like an aliigator.

http://www.motion.fuji.co.uk/resources/images/f250/large-explode.jpg
I want it louder,

http://www.edge-inc.net/images/humor/big-engine.jpg
with more power,

ihttp://www.jong.org/albums/lj2/rocking.sized.jpg
I'm gonna rock it

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1075000/images/_1076669_fire150.jpg
Until it strikes the hour.

http://www.ratical.org/ratville/JFK/images/GoD3.gif
Bang your head!

http://www.uihealthcare.com/depts/medmuseum/galleryexhibits/womeninhealth/images/braces.jpg
Metal health will drive you mad!

http://members.aol.com/carrie3372/dwyer.jpg
Bang your head!

http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/00012/00012B77.jpg
Metal Health will drive you mad!

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

1000 pts to the first person that does "Get Low" or "Wait (The Whisper Song)" in this thread.

The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Thursday, 17 March 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
HA! I just found this thread, Doc. Bill and that was the FIRST THING that came to mind.
Guess I'll try to start:
http://www.hay.com/logos/hay.com.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/rockymnway/PickPages/Joe_Walsh_DoinB.jpg
http://www.tattoonow.com/images/catalog/products/zBB-02-05D.jpg
http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/76/cf/0792724267-books-resized200.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 June 2005 03:54 (twenty years ago)


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