"Cherry Pie" by Warrant - Best song ever?

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Because I'm beginning to think that it might be.

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

well, you should reconsider.

sexyDancer, Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Cherry Pie
by Warrant

She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Taste so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Well, Swingin' on the front porch
Swingin' on the lawn
Swingin' where we want
Cause there ain't nobody home
Swingin' to the left
And swingin' to the right
If I think about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah
(yeah, yeah)
Swingin' in the living room
Swingin' in the kitchen
Most folks don't
Cause they're too busy bitchin'
Swingin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater
I scream, you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Swingin' to the drums
Swingin' to guitar
Swingin' to the bass
In the back of my car
Ain't got money
Ain't got no gas
But we'll get where we're going
If we swing real fast
I scream, you scream
We all scream for her
Don't even try
Cause you can't ignore her
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Swing it!
All night long
Swing it!
(I'm a trained professional)
Swingin' in the bathroom
Swingin' on the floor
Swingin' so hard
Forgot to lock the door
In walks her daddy
Standin' six foot four
Said you ain't gonna swing
With my daughter no more
She's my cherry pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet suprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet cherry pie
Oh yeah
She's my cherry pie
Put a smile on your face
Ten miles wide
Looks so good
Bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pie
Sweet cherry pie
Yeah
Swing it!

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

That song got stuck in my head. And I try to think of another song and it doesn't work...then I'll hear another song I hate and it gets stuck in my head...

Nowell, Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Swingin' to the left
And swingin' to the right
If I think about baseball
I'll swing all night, yeah

CLEVER!

n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

The video is dumb.

Nowell, Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

One of the best ten songs of all time.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah the memories. Now I have stuck in my head the super special FX on the "Put a smile on your face / Ten miles wide" line

Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I just remember that stupid part in the video where the guy has the fake smile on his face. It's so retarded!

It's not something I'd listen to. I'm not a snob, but...well, you know.

Nowell, Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

'cherry pie' is not fit too lick the boots of the bulletboyz' 'smooth up in ya'

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Where is Chuck? Chuck Eddy to thread.

frankE (frankE), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

The Bulletwho?

Nowell, Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

"I'm a trained professional"!!

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cardmagnets.com/ROCK&ROLL/114.jpg

mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Did Warrant do any other songs worth noting?

Nowell, Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, they did. They also did "I Saw Red", sadly.

edward o (edwardo), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/modelbobbiebrown/wed7.jpg

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 9 September 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I think they followed it up with a few power ballads before fading into oblivion

Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't this terrible even by hair metal standards?

sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Jani Lane is easily one of my favorite lyricists of the last 20 years.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

SUNDAR OTM

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Wasn't this terrible even by hair metal standards?

Very much so.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)

haha you people are lame

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

MTV voters in the early nineties or somewhere proclaimed it the worst video of all time. Miccio goes against the voice of the people and is shown to be one of the Hollywood elite.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't seen the video actually. I'm talking about Warrant as musical artists.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:42 (twenty-one years ago)

People continually blame Grunge for the torching of L.A. metal, but it was really this insufferably lame, twee crap that killed it.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

In a certain way, Anthony, me looking askance at you not talking about the video is along the lines of others looking askance at me for not talking about lyrics.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:43 (twenty-one years ago)

You're sorta right, Alex, but it was really that everybody decided to become cowboys and play acoustic guitars.

They are the FINEST hair metal band in my opinion. Poison is number 2 and everybody else, eh, whatever.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

but it was really that everybody decided to become cowboys and play acoustic guitars.

Well, that certainly didn't help matters.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

In a certain way, Anthony, me looking askance at you not talking about the video is along the lines of others looking askance at me for not talking about lyrics.

dude, all you do is talk about lyrics.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

not having seen a video isn't willfully ignoring an aspect of the song itself

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

god knows I WANT to see this

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I find it hard to fathom that you haven't seen this vid, Anthony. It was pretty inescapable in its day, and it's always included in any programs about the music of the era.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Here's a question I can't answer off the top of my head....which came first: "Cherry Pie" or Aerosmith entirely stupid "Love in an Elevator"?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

not having seen a video isn't willfully ignoring an aspect of the song itself

I've actually seen arguments that when it comes to mass-market pop after a certain historical point (where and who defines it is questionable), the video is essentially inextricable from the overall impact.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Aerosmith's...

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Aerosmith came first.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Aerosmith was '89, Warrant '90

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm surprised I missed it too, cuz I saw the two Warrant videos that followed ("Uncle Tom's Cabin," "I Saw Red") plenty as a kid. And I hated hair-metal as a kid (Nirvana was haha the FIRST metal band I ever liked)

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

What Metal Mike Saunders has to say can be found here:

Warrant! C or D?

chuck, Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyway, "Cherry Pie" is great. But it is not even the best WARRANT song ever. (It may not even be in the top ten.)

chuck, Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Warrant videos that followed ("Uncle Tom's Cabin," "I Saw Red")

Funnily enough, I've never seen those videos.

But, y'know, they sucked immensely, so it doesn't matter, really.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha yes, let's aspire to the musical pinnacle represented by the twin towers of Poison and Warrant!

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

(Discussions like these reassure me that no matter what people may say, there is no way I am an oreo.)

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, I forgot. Cinderella's my third favorite hair-metal band. I can't think of any other hair-metallers I'm really into (don't like Faster Pussycat, I think Kix was better in the early '80s when they were kinda CheapTrick/new wavey, not sure Def Leppard counts and I haven't gotten into Motley Crue that much yet)

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://home.online.no/~frodebye/dana_gillespie/images/1997_cd_cherry_pie.jpg

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 9 September 2004 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CINDERELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, why don't you bring up Stryper and Europe while you're at it????

Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 9 September 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://confederatewarehouse.com/clothing/shirts/P-425tn.jpg

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 9 September 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Cinderella were actually capable of rocking....unlike Warrant and Poison. Motley Crue shat on them all.

Def Leppard were British, let's remember, Anthony.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Ratt were also way better than Warrant and Poison. And Ratt pretty much SUCKED.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 9 September 2004 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

rock!

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)


a buddy of mine is a promoter and these guys want WAAAAAAAAAY too much money to play & this song is the reason why.

LA guns OTOH, just want to ROCK !!

kephm, Friday, 10 September 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna go where the Downboys go.

Sean Witzman (trip maker), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

these guys = THE FALSE WARRANT. The Jani-free Warrant. BOYCOTT.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The vocals are dumb. The lyrics are dumb. The guitar licks are dumb. The double entendres are dumb. There is not one whit of imagination or creativity in this song. John Anderson's "Swingin'" is so much a better song than this one. To compare this to something as sweet as, well, Sweet is regrettable.

"Heaven" is a much better song in a watered-down, retarded, glazed over Gordon Lightfoot kind of way.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

The vocals are dumb. The lyrics are dumb. The guitar licks are dumb. The double entendres are dumb.

Yes. Welcome to bubblegum pop 101.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

And actually all of popular music ever.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

that's just overstatement, n.a. and you know it.

anyway there is dumb-clever and dumb-exciting and then just dumb-boring.

amateur!!st, Friday, 10 September 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, yeah, that was hyperbole. But the whole point of bubblegum music is that it doesn't matter how dumb it is as long as it's catchy. And "Cherry Pie" is very, very catchy.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

well catchiness is in the ear of the listener i guess. it's not a song that does much for me. the best bubblegum music wasn't just "simple," it was actually very cleverly put together. viz. the handclaps on "sugar, sugar."

amateur!!st, Friday, 10 September 2004 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Just about everything is in the ear of the listener, including whether something is "cleverly put together."

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Just about everything qualitative, that is.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Plus I'm not sure that having handclaps on the 2 and 4 beats through the entire song is what makes "Sugar, Sugar" cleverly put together, but that's another thread.

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, I meant dumb-boring. Thanks.

There's nothing at all catchy about this song. It's about as catchy as "100 Bottles of Beer on The Wall".

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

like you've ever forgotten how that one goes

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Zing!

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't forgotten what diarrhea feels like either.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 10 September 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)


Plus I'm not sure that having handclaps on the 2 and 4 beats through the entire song is what makes "Sugar, Sugar" cleverly put together, but that's another thread.
-- n/a (nu...), September 10th, 2004.

it's the spin echo on the handclaps!!! but yeah, another thread...

amateur!!st, Friday, 10 September 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Poison > Cinderella > Warrant

Down Boys/Heaven/Sometimes She Cries/In the Sticks/Smooth Up In Ya/Headed for a Heartbreak/Love In an Elevator/Swingin > Cherry Pie

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 10 September 2004 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

In The Sticks! Forgot about that one!

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 10 September 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Inspired by this thread, I dug out some Cinderella. While entirely embarassing, Cindrella rock WAY harder than fuckin' Warrant.

"Gypsy Road" and "Shake Me" are a squadrillion times better than dung-beetle mating call that is "Cherry Pie".

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 10 September 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
I'm a little ashamed to admit cinniblount may have been right about Winger. Shit.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 26 September 2004 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

haha this must be Dream Theater's secret inspiration!

sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 26 September 2004 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

jani lane then ...
http://www.rnb.hpg.ig.com.br/jani.h11.jpg

jani lane now ...

http://www.decadesmusic.com/Photos/general/pics1/uswithjani.jpg
http://www.warrantweb.net/images/1-JaniLaneLive.jpg


see what happens when you trade cocaine for donuts???

frangly, Sunday, 26 September 2004 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe he got confused by those powdered donuts?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 26 September 2004 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I wrote about Cherry Pie on NYLPM once. It's a great song!

I also like Heaven, I Saw Red, Sometimes She Cries and Uncle Tom's Cabin.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 September 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I only really like "Miles Away" when it comes to Winger, oh and maybe "In The Heart of the Young", I'd get their greatest hits comp if it was less then £4.

LA Guns, hmmm, they weren't that great.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 September 2004 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

TESLA!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 September 2004 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how that top picture is captioned:
Jani "Cherry Pie" Lane

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Sunday, 26 September 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

This is WEIRD. I just listened to Cherry Pie (the album) the first time ever last night. At first it took me off guard because it lacked a lot of the yee-ha goofball wit of Dirty Rotten - it's almost like a MATURITY move, which was not what I expected. It's still solid and catchy, though, even if lacks the bizarre details of "32 Pennies" and "So Damn Pretty..." The only song I'm not sure I like is "I Saw Red" I don't know if it was because of the way it was remastered or what, but the piano was painfuly hokey for my tastes.

Also, the liner notes to the Cherry Pie re-master are really sad. It's not even celebratory! It's just "hair metal got killed by grunge for being sexist but hey this stuff sold a lot." WTF. They should have gotten Metal Mike to write those. Why are you pointing out the argument against hair-metal when I BOUGHT THE WARRANT ALBUM?! Argh. Plus I have to assume they took out all of the goofy thank you's and what not, DRFSR had a ton (including a poem about a girl who lost her cherry but that's no sin - she's still got the box that the cherry came in) and there's none on this one.

Anyhow yeah "Cherry Pie" is an ok song but there are way better ones on Dirty Rotten.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 26 September 2004 14:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Since I got an original CD of Dirty Rotten for a buck I almost feel like I should get the remaster AND find an old copy of Cherry Pie so I can read the original liner notes.

Along with Dirty Rotten and Cherry Pie, the Metal Masters Series on Columbia includes: Accept's Balls To The Wall, Quiet Riot's Metal Health, Britney Fox's Best Of Britney Fox, Europe's Final Countdown and Aldo Nova's Aldo Nova. I'm pretty certain I'm sticking with the Warrant stuff.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 26 September 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Mentioning Warrant in the same series as Accept is a fuckin' insult. Accept rocked. Warrant did not.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 26 September 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

...although Warrant were still better than Europe and Britney Fox.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 26 September 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

All I know about Accept was that they were really, really gay.

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 26 September 2004 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

it's hard to tell but the singer is dry-humping the bassist on STAGE on the COVER of this album.

http://rangerecords.com/ACCEPT_RESTLESS_AND_WILD.jpg

manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 26 September 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Balls to the Wall, dude.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 26 September 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone is telling that he was born as a love child
By looking in his eyes something turned me loose in this hot night

Feeling the power of lust when the guy’s passing by
Wrecking one’s brain and I’m going insane don’t know why

I can feel your sex winding up a girl in the red dress
And my brain is gone, what is going on, I’m burning inside

Feeling the power of lust when the guy’s passing by
Wrecking one’s brain and I’m going insane don’t know why

A love child, running wild
A love child
A love child, running wild
A love child - love child

I gotta tell myself that he was born as a love child
And the story of his way should not make me stay in this hot night

Feeling the power of lust when the guy’s passing by
Wrecking one’s brain and I’m going insane don’t know why

A love child, running wild
A love child
A love child, running wild
A love child - love child

Don’t know what I am
A woman or a man
Many troubles behind me
I’m doing all I can
But I’m what I am
Leave me alone - don’t mistreat me

Feeling the power of lust when the guy’s passing by
Wrecking one’s brain and I’m going insane don’t know why
A love child, running wild

dave q, Sunday, 26 September 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I have Accept's greatest hits, I'm sorry they don't belong on this thread.

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 September 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the difference between Winger and Warrant might be the key to a fundamental difference between my taste in mainstream rock and Anthony's.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 26 September 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

All I know about Accept was that they were really, really gay.

You should see the inner sleeve of Balls to the Wall, then.

Hell, they may have been exceptionally, exquisitely, pants-droppingly gay......but they were still a HELLUVA lot better than Warrant.

And "Fast as a Shark" off that album (Restless & Wild) is proto-thrash-crossover worthy of Motorhead/Venom/Metallica/DRI.

Fuck Warrant.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 26 September 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

You killed Sterling Morrison by listening to bad music. Live with that.
I wonder how many musician deaths can be directly attributed to some random music fan listening to bad music...
Like, would Sandy Denny not have fallen down the stairs if Ralph Yunkerman of Camden New Jersey didn't listen to that Bay City Rollers 45?

Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, 26 September 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...
The Story Of Metal episode about Sunset Strip/Hair metal on VH1 has a recent interview with Jani about how Cherry Pie originated and how he got branded by the song. It's powerful. The whole episode is pretty good actually.

Carlos Keith (Buck_Wilde), Saturday, 3 June 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

All I know about Accept was that they were really, really gay.

When just a website isn't enough: the band's whole history in PDF or Word format: http://www.acceptarchive.com/html/ACCEPT-History.pdf

pleased to mitya (mitya), Saturday, 3 June 2006 03:27 (nineteen years ago)

in case anthony hasn't seen it yet, the video.

lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Saturday, 3 June 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

I think Down Boys imight be a deliberate ripoff of the Cars' Bye Bye Love.

Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Saturday, 3 June 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

I still really fucking hate Warrant.

Dan (SHOCKER) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 3 June 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Good God, Dixn.

"It's an orange-y sky,

Always she's my cherry pie."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j6AXRwQgrw&search=Down%20Boys

slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Saturday, 3 June 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

revived just for this classic dan perry post:

Haha yes, let's aspire to the musical pinnacle represented by the twin towers of Poison and Warrant!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, September 9, 2004 5:58 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark

Eisbär (Eisbaer), Thursday, 18 December 2008 09:42 (sixteen years ago)

eight years pass...

fave pie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 21 December 2016 21:35 (eight years ago)


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