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For fuck's sake, will someone please ask K Records to raise the bar just a bit? The indie cred name dropping in this song is just excruciating. The worst part is The Blow just got written up in a new Portland zine along with The Shins and The Thermals to illustrate PDX's vibrant music scene. God help us.

darin (darin), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

Indie echo-chamber cross-referencing has a rich, long history. To bury this history would deprive us of such ode-containing gems as Small Factory’s “Versus Tape” and that one old Death Cab for Cutie song that has Mary Timony in it, not to mention roll-call extravaganzas from Tullycraft’s “Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend’s Too Stupid to Know About” to “Losing My Edge.” Three of the aforementioned songs are actually quite good. This Blow song is not particularly good, largely because they seem to have stopped their whole fake-Timbaland-and-Mirah combo thingy, though I do have to give credit for the line “I like to make reluctant sex.”

There’s nothing inherently wrong with cross-referencing in general; it’s basically just an admission that for lots of people listening to certain music actually winds up forming a component part of their lives as a whole, and as such becomes fair play for lyric-writing. The only reason I don’t like this one is because I’ve never been that into Husker Du and I’m not sure what Gram Parsons is doing in there with the rest of the references.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 January 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

That and, as mentioned, the Blow were better when they were actively pretending to make r&b songs. I know, I know, it’s crazy, but North-Pacific indie kids pretending to be Nivea was way way more interesting than North-Pacific indie kids pretending to be Casiotone with decent equipment.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

I agree, but the cross-referencing in this song seems more like a cheap device.

darin (darin), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

[x-post] Big ups to those Small Factory and Tulleycraft songs... two of my faves, ultimate mix tape fodder.

BlastsOfStatic (BlastsofStatic), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

K has put out worse than this, but there are many more bands in Portland more worthy of press.

Still the untrained, twee vocal kinda grates on me.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Mylo does the best roll call track ever!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

It's a hell-call, though! Props to it for informing me that Rebbe Jackson had an album, though.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Additionally: "though."

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

K has put out worse than this, but there are many more bands in Portland more worthy of press.

EXACTLY! K Records = Krap magnet, in my book.

darin (darin), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Although I think Krap Magnet is touring with Sarah Dougher right now.

darin (darin), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Whoops, I forgot that Mirah is on K. I guess they're not all bad.

darin (darin), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

Isn't 5 Rue Christine a part of K Records?

They have Deerhoof and The Advantage, who I like alot.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

Mirah puts the rest of K records to shame these days

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

5 Rue Christine is part of Kill Rock Stars

Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 13 January 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

hahaha,... i was just thinking of pitching a mag on the exact same topic of this thread.

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

This kind of referencing isn't at all limited to indie rock, either! "Sweet Soul Music", "How To Rob", "Max's Kansas City", "Creeque Alley" etc...

C0L!N B--KETT, Thursday, 13 January 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Remember Dub Narcotic Sound System anyone? They had a few good songs actually.

David Allen (David Allen), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I have no recollection of the K back catalog but I can't imagine there's much in it that's that much better than "Don't Touch my Bikini."

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 13 January 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

This song is making me nostalgic for Mary Lou Lord.

mcd (mcd), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Tiger Trap was awesome.

Don't Touch My Bikini' is better than it really oughta be. Everything else by the Halo Benders is ass.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

oops -- xpost

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

K Records--Classic or Dud
Why do people hate on K Records?

the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

K records has been doing good in the reissue department moreso than anything else these days... Treepeople, The Blackouts, etc.

Calvin's also got a really good relationship with Steve Fisk, which always pumps K above other indie labels IMHO. The Steve Fisk Over And Thru The Night CD is priceless. That Duck Hunt 7" (Duck Hunt being half of Pell Mell, w/ Steve Fisk) from 1991 almost invented jungle/drum 'n' bass practically.

Karp as well.

donut christ (donut), Thursday, 13 January 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

JUST GIVE ME INDIE RAWK!!!!!!!!!

bumsch, Friday, 14 January 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

Given K records, er, record, I suspect I've missed nowt y being unaware of The Blow, The Shins and The Thermals output. Or is it just me?

Si carter, Friday, 14 January 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

What?

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

The Shins are on Subpop.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

As are The Thermals.

darin (darin), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

I have no recollection of the K back catalog but I can't imagine there's much in it that's that much better than "Don't Touch my Bikini."

Heavenly/Marine Research were on K. I dunno... I dug a lot of Lois Maffeo's stuff. I think One Foot in the Grave is one of the better Beck records (though I may be alone on that one).

dc is right tho... K has done some terrific reissues and compy things over the years. They stuck all the early Built to Spill singles on one CD, which was great, the Steve Fisk stuff is great, they did that big Talulah Gosh collection...

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

The Shins are a decent pop band that make some decent songs that you'd maybe put on a mixtape if you were in high school for your girlfriend...or on a soundtrack to a small romantic comedy you wrote and directed.....I like 'em okay...there are about 6-7 real gems on their two records that I really love.

ILM in general thinks they are like real evil and eat the babies of fun, from what I gather.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

Well, my original rant was directed at their current active roster, fwiw.

darin (darin), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I don't get the Shins hate either. From where I sit, I could see liking the Shins or just not caring much one way or the other, but hating them seems like more effort than it's worth.

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

I have never heard Beat Happening!!! Ever!!! What do I win?

scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

you win a beat happening CD!

but then you listen to it, and get disqualified so you have to give it back.

sorry.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

ILM in general thinks they are like real evil and eat the babies of fun, from what I gather.

The Shins are great. Dissing The Shins is like kicking a puppy.

darin (darin), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)


you win a beat happening CD!

but then you listen to it, and get disqualified so you have to give it back.

Don't worry, there should be no short supply of Beat Happening CDs seeing as how even a lot of fans are gonna be unloading them now that the box set's out.

martin m. (mushrush), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

actually, I don't think I've heard a Beat Happening CD either....I liked the chapter about them in This Band Could Be Your Life.

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

ILM in general thinks they are like real evil and eat the babies of fun, from what I gather.
-- M@tt He1geson (mat...), January 14th, 2005.

haha!! I like the Shins, but that's fucking hilarious. I think I'm going to nick it and use it in conversations outside ILM.

righteousmaelstrom, Friday, 14 January 2005 00:56 (twenty years ago)

Pinback >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Shins

Well, I listened to The Blow song, and -- well -- it blows... badly.

Find the most fillerish track off the entire catalog of $5 Teenbeat Records Sampler comps, and it will be 10 times better than this song..

I really hope this song is a departure for The Blow, because otherwise I'd come to their house and just tell them "Guys, please, I'm crying here.. just TRY, dammit, TRY!"

donut christ (donut), Friday, 14 January 2005 00:57 (twenty years ago)

Pinback >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The Shins

Hmmm... I think I'd be more inclined to say Pinback = The Shins. Pinback are definitely better musicians, but I'm willing to bet The Shins will suprise us more in the future. Pinback seems to be sticking to same song template that they use on each album. What's fustrating is that, given all of their side projects, I know they can do more and throw us some curve balls, yet they seem to be content to just stick to what is expected of them.

darin (darin), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

I'd actually disagree. While the latest album isn't a huge departure by any means, it is definitely more aggressive sounding than the previous stuff.

But, sure, I'm betting the Shins would be the first band to make the more radical departure. That could be good or bad. So far, in all Shins releases for me, it's been zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

donut christ (donut), Friday, 14 January 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

The Blow e.p. that came out a few months ago is great.

This song is 1) about three years old and 2) a cover of a Wolf Colonel song (which maybe makes the cross-referencing worse, I don't know) and doesn't have a whole lot in common with the recent stuff.

Anyway, I've never understood indie pop hatred. It seems so easy to just ignore.

Ryan WS (fffv), Friday, 14 January 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

Who's hating indie pop? I'm just hating bad indie pop. :)

Some of the greatest indie pop/potential radio crossover stuff ever made completely flew over the radar of both camps: Slabco records. Land Of The Loops is a perfect example of a genius indie popster who knew exactly how to cross over into pop and dance territory, and unfortunately got damned with too faint praise for it.

donut christ (donut), Friday, 14 January 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Bundle of Joy is one of my favorite records ever.

And not liking something because it's bad is logic I won't argue with.

Ryan WS (fffv), Friday, 14 January 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

my roommate plays the blow song about waiting for a phone call constantly. it's pretty good.

Shmool McShmool (shmuel), Friday, 14 January 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

"Everything else by the Halo Benders is ass."

except for Lonesome Sundown but yeah

tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 14 January 2005 03:26 (twenty years ago)

Why did I hear "Grant Hart songs" as "Gram Parsons?" You'd think the context would've steered me on that one.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 25 January 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Heh. That's what I heard, too.

Christ, I must of been in a really bad mood when I started this thread.

darin (darin), Wednesday, 26 January 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Popular music has always been a notoriously conservative genre, one in which the slightest deviation from the norm — whether in song structure, song length or instrumentation — is often dismissed as gross self-indulgence, even self-sabotage. The so-called alternative-rock scene of the ’90s — exemplified by bands like Pavement, the Breeders and Nirvana — was actually, from a musical standpoint, surprisingly orthodox: the dominance of traditional verse-chorus-verse song structures, and the standard rock lineup — bass, guitar, drums — went largely uncontested. But in the last few years there has been a gravitation from tried-and-true rock paradigms, driven both by boredom with the increasingly threadbare conventions of indie rock and by a sincere, if playful, rediscovery of experimentalists as diverse as Van Dyke Parks and Philip Glass. And it’s no surprise that many of the boldest of these, like Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, Half-handed Cloud and Ghostband, are essentially one-person projects that don’t require too much consensus about what a song should be.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/18/magazine/18bands-t.html

xhuxk, Saturday, 17 May 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)

listening to this today. i play it, like, once a year. and i always love it.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Howitfeelstobesomethingon.jpg

scott seward, Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

What record is that, scott?

kshighway1, Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

I don't actually think dude is a sock but I gotta get in on the img fest

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/66970cfd41def737f07c5f3982b77f47/2265477.jpg

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

sunny day real estate - how it feels to be something on

scott seward, Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

Who are you talking about J0hn, me or the guy who started the thread?

kshighway1, Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

Thanks, scott. I'm going to check that out!

kshighway1, Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

where did my img go it was funny

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

repost it yo

call all destroyer, Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)

oh where did my image go...dear liza dear liza

scott seward, Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.normanrecords.com/images/covers/d-thumbs/107335_thumb.jpg

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)

when i was little, i would sing this to myself when i was alone:

Did you eever, ever, iver,
In your leaf, life, loaf
See the deevil, devil, divil
Kiss his weef, wife, woaf?
No, I neever, never, niver
In my leaf, life, loaf
Saw the deevil, devil, divil
Kiss his weef, wife, woaf.

scott seward, Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:48 (sixteen years ago)

kids I used to work with had a similar thing about how they like to eat eat eat eeples and baneenees

I trust they are all millionaires now

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 18 October 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

Started back in '83
Started seeing things differently
And hardcore wasn't doin' it for me no more
Started smoking pot
Thought things sounded better slow
Much slower, heavier
Black magic melody to sink this poseur's soul

VU Stooges undeniably cool
Took a lesson from that drone rock school
Manipulate musicians hack righteous drool
Getting loose with the Pussy Galore
Cracking jokes like a Thurston Moore
Pedal hopping like a Dinosaur, J...

Rock and Roll genius, ride the middle of the road
Milk that sound, blow your load
Shoot it further than you ever said it'd go
Four stars in the Rolling Stone

Oooh sludge rock,
That's hard as harsh
Just gimme indie rock!
It's gone big
Come on indie rock
Just give me indie rock

Taking inspiration from Husker Du
It's a new generation
Of electric white boy blues
Come on indie rock
It's gone big
Come on indie rock
Just give me indie rock

Breaking down the barriers
Like Sonic Youth
They got what they wanted
Maybe I can get what I want too
Come on indie rock
It's gone big
Come on indie rock
Just give me indie rock

Time to knock
The hard rock on it's side
Time to knock
The shit right up a storm
Turn to amaze
With the indie sludge
Grunge!
Aaah!

I'm not sure LyricsMania got these words quite right but fuck it, just gimme indie rock

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Monday, 19 October 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)

gimme college rock?

ian, Monday, 19 October 2009 00:45 (sixteen years ago)

I thought it said "It's got a beat!" at one point, but wut do i know

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Monday, 19 October 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

http://cdn.stereogum.com/img/indie_rock_trivia-underwear1.jpg

ian, Monday, 19 October 2009 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

book looks fine to me

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 19 October 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

Mmm college rock.

Yeah Scott How It Feels is worthy of love.

Evan, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 05:04 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes i feel about indie rock like i feel about the nfl: love the game, hate the crowds

access flap (omar little), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 05:08 (sixteen years ago)

i listened to a belle and sebastian album today and i don't know how to feel about it

how rad bandit (gbx), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 05:19 (sixteen years ago)

depends entirely on which one it was

would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 05:20 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes i feel about indie rock like i feel about the nfl: love the game, hate the crowds

― access flap (omar little), Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:08 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

^^^
BOOMING post

ian, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 05:34 (sixteen years ago)

beardo panties picture is epically indie rock, but I'm thinking it might be more indie rock in 2008 than indie rock in 2009

harriet tubgirl (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 05:42 (sixteen years ago)

1998-2003 iirc.

ian, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 05:45 (sixteen years ago)

i listened to a belle and sebastian album today and i don't know how to feel about it

― how rad bandit (gbx)

depends entirely on which one it was

― would s*m*a*s*h (electricsound)

Suggested reactions may include hatred, veiled hatred, slowly surfacing hatred, rationalized hatred, strong hatred, seething hatred and/or devastating hatred.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 11:54 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes i feel about indie rock like i feel about the nfl: love the game, hate the crowds

― access flap (omar little), Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:08 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

troof bomb

well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

Of what musical genres would 'hate the game, love the crowd' be true?

Comfort Me With Apples (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:41 (sixteen years ago)

Of what musical genres would 'hate the game, love the crowd' be true?

For me, it's the Manic Street Preachers.

I tend to get along really really well with their fans, love the aesthetic, tons of my friends love 'em - I just can't stomach the music. I really wish I could.

Strawberry Letter 22 (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

i think generally speaking crappy northside chicago blues bands have a fanbase that's usually fun to hang around with if you feel like shooting some pool and having a few beers.

access flap (omar little), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

usually i'm ambivalent at worst about the crowds. maybe it's because i live in l.a. but i feel like the indie scene's been taken over by fashion holocausts trying to blow your mind with how smug and sleazy they can be.

access flap (omar little), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

this is my kinda crowd:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_y9S7vB0qM

scott seward, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha, i LOVE that video. steve is an animalllllll!!!!

i swear i'm not even sneering. it just makes me laugh.

scott seward, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

I never really understood why Aoki gets so much hate on the Erol forum, but that video kinda makes me want to punch him a little bit, too.

Strawberry Letter 22 (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

I dunno who he is, but he gets mega hate on just about every forum I'm on.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes i feel about indie rock like i feel about the nfl: love the game, hate the crowds

― access flap (omar little), Wednesday, October 21, 2009 5:08 AM (25 minutes ago)

this is otm except baseball, not nfl

k3vin k., Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

I forgot about this thread (The Blow still suck).

It's been my experience over the last few years that I don't have any super negative feelings towards indie bands until I see them on Austin City Limits.

Darin, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

Exhibit A

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/91/247895945_71a8327aa7.jpg

Darin, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)

Exhibit B

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/deafindieelephants/afpsbacl.jpg

Darin, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)

whatever happened to that sufjan guy? he was all the rage for a minute there. did he join a monastery?

scott seward, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

he's still working on his album about oregon

could it be that it was all so shipley? (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

"After this, it's either the barrel of a pistol or the foot of a cross" --JK Huysmans

Comfort Me With Apples (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

sufjan stevens is wayyyyyyyyyy behind schedule for the 50 states thing

harriet tubgirl (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 21:04 (sixteen years ago)

he'll get back to it when he's done counting his money

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 21:08 (sixteen years ago)

Just think of all the bird wings you could buy with that $$$

Darin, Wednesday, 21 October 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, just because Sugban's a white guy he automatically likes bird wings? Sheesh.

Comfort Me With Apples (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

all races love chicken wings

hotel coral essex (M@tt He1ges0n), Wednesday, 21 October 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

How are the Residents doing with their "American Composers" series? Last I saw, it ran to Souza, James Brown, and Hank Williams.

Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 09:05 (sixteen years ago)

Ha, just checked: They stalled doing the "Sun-Ra" one and packed the whole idea...

Unenthusiastic reviews, the transition from vinyl to CD (meaning that the concept of a split album would be spoiled) and re-negotiation of the songwriting fees (making the project financially impossible) scuppered the series.

Why does nobody attempt the "double 3inch CD set" idea I had back whenever?

Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 09:08 (sixteen years ago)

They were planning to do Harry Partch and Harry Nilsson, which would have been AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 October 2009 09:09 (sixteen years ago)

Oh WOW that would have been...

Mark G, Thursday, 22 October 2009 09:25 (sixteen years ago)


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