But such is the nature of the web, and the perennial need of artists to know what others are saying about them, that things have come to this: artists posting bitchy retorts to critics in the 'comments' section of the very site where the review was published. It is a weakness of the medium, I guess. If a print publication runs a bad review, you'll have to write, sign, seal, stamp & deliver your wounded reply; there are numerous points along that continuum where you might stop and see how silly it's going to make you look to follow through on your desire (completely understandable, of course) to guard your own honor. And somewhere within that process, if you're smart, you'll realize that the best way to preserve your honor is to keep your mouth shut and let others share their opinions of your work. They don't like it? They hate it, and want to say so publicly? Well! Welcome to public life! If you don't like it, there are plenty of dishwashing jobs available!
Good stuff.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)
Brian wrote:
Does anyone have that old e-mail from Dawayne Bailey about the firingof Danny? I've changed computers twice since then and the e-mail islong gone, but it was a lengthy explanation about Danny's (alleged)degradation as a drummer in the early 90's.
Of course I can't vouch for the accuracy of the story, but it remainsthe most likely explanation I've heard to date.
- Brian
Actually Brian, let me be the first to tell you - there's nothingalleged about my story about Seraphine and secondly, maybe you can'tvouch for the accuracy of my detailed truth about Seraphine'sdeparture, but allow me to assure you that I can vouch for it, andso can everyone else who was there on the plane, in the dressingroom, at Jack Goudie's funeral, at the soundcheck when the fightsbroke out, etc etc - I would never lie about any of this. My storyis a bazillion percent accurate.
Just lettin ya know - cheers, Dawayne Bailey
so the guy was kind of a dick but my friend was still pretty tickled by it.
― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:28 (twenty years ago)
― the great unwashed, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)
― dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)
Galkin isn't a member of LCD Soundsystem. He's in their street team.
― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)
― Keith C (kcraw916), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)
― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)
I think they actually let the band respond in an lengthy interview in a subsequent issue.
― Keith C (kcraw916), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)
― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)
Saddest letter I ever got, though, came from John Waite, who thanked me for giving a Bad English album a "B" (not even a "B+") in Entertainment Weekly. I mean, letters are one thing, but rock stars of John's stature should not be thanking people for mediocre grades (especially in handwritten letters, sent through the U.S. mail!)
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)
that's sweet actually...what's sad about it?
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)
― xhuxk, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)
― Lethal Dizzle (djdee2005), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)
Haha, she used to write reviews for Forced Exposure ALL IN CAPS!
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)
― cdwill, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:29 (twenty years ago)
― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)
― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)
My first thought as well.
― The Good Dr. Bill (The Good Dr. Bill), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)
J0hn! Great to see you around these parts, you're still loved - much like in Ames, despite whatever unfounded fears you may have had.
― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)
Ha, so none of you clicked my link to the School of Athens?
― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)
― J.D. Considine, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)
I assume, J. D., that the only quality responses any musicians should have sent you regarding negative reviews would have been only one word long.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)
1. Nick Cave is so cool. Of course he doesn't read reviews. He doesn't even listen to the records he makes himself, after they're finished. But he lets us listen, thank God.
Momus comments: NOT COOL, Nick! If you don't even like to listen to your own records, why should I?
2. "We just make music that we want to hear, and if anyone else likes it, it's a bonus."
Momus comments: YOU BORING GITS, TURN TO FACE THE AUDIENCE WHEN YOU SPEAK TO THEM!
3. "Morrissey used to be my hero, but then one day I saw him jumping out of an expensive car and running into Tower to check if they had his record."
Momus comments: Did you really like Morrissey all that time without realising that he's the world's biggest narcissist? Have you actually heard a Morrissey record?
4. Artist X cares what every little website writes about him, and responds to every last comment on his blog. What a loser!
Jesus comments: Not a sparrow falls to the ground without God knowingabout it.
― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)
― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)
Inasmuch as the cast of the MSTed idiocy The Beatniks were also beatniks, yes.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)
― Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)
Alot of us less-talented types don't have any other option than to have this attitude!
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)
They lack the biting elan and savage wit and talent of Mark Russell.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:52 (twenty years ago)
xpost
― Hurlothrumbo (hurlothrumbo), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 19:53 (twenty years ago)
So, my own point being: of course artists care about what's being said about them; naturally they do, nothing wrong with that, they need make no secret of it! Still, they should shut the fuck up. (not meaning to criticize you specifically old bean, you know it's all love from me. Just saying, as I've said before, that it's in poor form for an artist to regulate the reception of his work; it cheapens the work, in my opinion, and my main man Blanchot sez the work is all that counts.)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)
So call it debatin'or legislative playa-hatin'the Congress starts a quakin'I've think they've got a case a'them old Fil-i-buster blooooooooooze!
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)
― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)
I have to hurt you now.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)
― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)
And didn't Castiglione basically start the indifference/cool equation?
― gor gor the hill giant, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)
― gor gor the hill giant, Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 13th, 2005.
DON'T SHOOT ME I'M ONLY THE PIANO PLAYER!
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)
― alext (alext), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Wednesday, 13 April 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)
Thousand Yard Stare always turned eagerly towards their audience when they were onstage.
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)
― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 14 April 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 07:45 (twenty years ago)
― moley, Thursday, 14 April 2005 09:56 (twenty years ago)
― Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 14 April 2005 10:13 (twenty years ago)
― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 14 April 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 14 April 2005 11:48 (twenty years ago)
― bg (creamolafoam), Thursday, 14 April 2005 12:07 (twenty years ago)
― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 12:09 (twenty years ago)
― David Allen (David Allen), Thursday, 14 April 2005 12:24 (twenty years ago)
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 14 April 2005 12:25 (twenty years ago)
― mike a, Thursday, 14 April 2005 12:26 (twenty years ago)
― Stupornaut (natepatrin), Thursday, 14 April 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)
That's what you get for missing a Ryan Adams show, dude...you always gotta go from now on.
― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 14 April 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 14 April 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:00 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)
I was banned from writing for the school paper after giving an extremely negative review of a school band. They were shit though, and later came to agree with what I'd said.
― alext (alext), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)
Gah, yeah I wondered if it might be Leland.
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)
― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:18 (twenty years ago)
'One of P.E.'s greatest singles was composed in sardonic dedication to longtime Village Voice rock scribe Robert Christgau and Spin's then-hip hop columnist John Leland, for their misrepresentation of Chuck D's lyricant bent. "Suckers, liars get me a shovel/ some writers I know are damn devils," an incensed Mistachuck fumed.'
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 14 April 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)
The gentleman who works across the desk from me once got a late night call from Vice's Saroosh for badmouthing the Stills. Besides not really caring for their music, I feel kinda sorry for them, as everyone gives them shit here, mostly because of that "former ska band" albatross hanging around their neck, or maybe it's just that Canadian fear of cross-border success and idolation of mediocrity that Gavin McInnes used to harp on about.
― Jay Watts III (jaywatts), Thursday, 14 April 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)
― Fa Fa fa FA, Fa fa Fa fa FA Fa (poop), Friday, 15 April 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)
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― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 6 March 2023 16:30 (three years ago)