Tonight I am drunk. Who would like to talk about music in a mutually inoffensive way? But like making all sorts of outrageous claims and comparisons and whatnot? Flinging shit at the wall to see if i

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A thread for everyone at anytime in times like these you learn to live again.

(Hidden in the above sentence is a song that truly sucks balls. It is a scientific fact!)

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:04 (twenty years ago)

It's 3 am here. I have no time to wait and see if the one other person online sees this thread.

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

youd be of use to me if u had a bottle opener

― Popli Kid, Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

seriously, 'push' is da bizzness

― Popli Kid, Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

HEY. That is what I just realized I do. I fling shit at the wall to see if it sticks and the flung shit really seems to piss people off (ie. Boredoms VCN is basically a Phish jam).

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:08 (twenty years ago)

if I had a bottle oopener and I lived next door, maybe. DO you life next door??!

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:09 (twenty years ago)

YOU'RE A LIAR!!!

― Popli Kid, Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:10 (twenty years ago)

I'm not honest. (HOnest!)

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

yeah, dont mind me, im just really drunk, all my fiends (friends) have gone to bed and i cant go to sleep and im left with a big bottle of wine that i cant open....what am i to dooooooo?

― Popli Kid, Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

I am easily influenced by mass media. Remember in the white Castle movie how one guy would say (for example), "You're an idiot" and the other guy would respond, "I'm not smart"? Ever since I saw that movie, I do that now. It's pathetic. Like when you hang out with someone new and you suddenly realize you are talking like them with some Californian accent and you're from upstate NY?

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

You can easily break off the top of the wine bottle. One swift snap. No glass will splinter and wine is not all fizzy like champagne unless it is champagne, of course!

I'm drinking Bud Ice myself. I have ral lots of class! And we are not talking shit about music!

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

Well, y'know, i do understand im always copying certain ppl's speech patterns, i'm sorry i dont catch the harold and kumar ref even tho ive seen it quite recently neverthless

P.S. So is White Castle the pinnacle of US fast food like in n' out burger or just a played out joke or shit, maybe ur not from the US 4 all i know

seriously i need to find that bottle opener if this covo is gonna progress any further

― Popli Kid, Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:18 (twenty years ago)

white castle is suckass dirty can't afford to clean their restaurants chain. In n' Out by comparison (the one I went to in California) is like heaven on earth! The people are friendly, the place is clean, the burgers are huge and delicious.

I'm vegan by the way but back then I wasn't and In ANd Out was the best burger I had besides Whataburger in Texas.

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

SO WHATS YER FAVORITE PAVEMENT ALBUM?

roffles!

― Popli Kid, Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

actualyy what i rally want to know is yer opinion on vanilla coke

classic or dud?

― Popli Kid, Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:25 (twenty years ago)

dud!!

Hey, if you're anywhre near as retarded as I am right now, go to ILX and open up the thread I just posted called "nothing." Tell me if you undre stand it. Sorry that's what took me so long> I was posting that!

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:36 (twenty years ago)

ILX, eh? is this the same ILX all those hep cats are talking aboot?

2004 jacobs creek grenache shiraz = ruff ruff ruff

― Popli Kid, Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

ILE I had no idea what you were talking about for a while> I thought you were making fun of me and.... what do you know? Turns out you were! Hahahah! For good reason, of course!

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

im not makin fun outta anyone cept maybe me!

― Popli Kid, Saturday, 4 June 2005 06:54 (twenty years ago)

I'm drunk. I'm in. It's late, let the fun commence.

RE:Breaking off the neck of the wine bottle....

My father, in his drunken days of yore, once shot the neck off a cork necked whiskey bottle with a .45 at a post-show party in the middle of nowhere South Dakota. Realizing the unpleasant prospects of drinking broken glass, he decided to filter the resulting fine liquor into a pitcher through a paper towel. Some chemical in said paper towel (70's era) then produced projectile vomiting in the assembled masses,

What has this taught me? Paper towels are dangerous...

For informational purposes: It's 4:11 in my part of the world, I've run out of Hamm's in the can, and have moved on to Jim Beam. I have no idea why i feel that it is important for y'all to know this, but howdy nonetheless.

― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 4 June 2005 08:14 (twenty years ago)

Your father is one cool motherfucker. (Your mother, that is, heh heh!) Sorry, that is a joke. I don't know who takes what wrong these days.

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

Not this fella. If it weren't for my fathers persistent motherfucking, there would be no me.
Kudos to motherfucking!

― John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 4 June 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

Please read this and give me some feedback before I fall asleep. I don't know why exactly, but I'm afraid, I guess: when YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE (like I do)

― ReNTBAPA: Resolute Not To Be A Prick Anymore (Unfortunate Prankster), Saturday, 4 June 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

Wine solution: Stick something sharp, long, and narrow, like your dick, just kidding, more like a knitting needle, screwdriver, even a nail, down THROUGH the cork, so there is an airhole. Then, remove the piercing object and use a finger, without covering the airhole, to push the cork down, and if your fingers are too big, use another long but less narrow object, all the way down into the wine.

There'll be a few negligible fragments of cork floating round, but at this point you do have no choice.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 4 June 2005 10:51 (twenty years ago)

if your fingers are too big, *then* you can use your cock

― kit brash (kit brash), Saturday, 4 June 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm drinking Absolut Vanilla but there doesn't seem to be any music talk, inoffensive or otherwise, kicking off

― kit brash (kit brash), Saturday, 4 June 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)

eleven months pass...

Whoa, best thread evr

― morris pavilion (samjeff), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously.

― jim wentworth (wench), Thursday, 1 June 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

Who here would like to eat either my dick or my shit or my shit-covered dick?

― Nudist Vulcan, Friday, 2 June 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

Do I get fries with that?

― Marmotdeth (marmotwolof), Friday, 2 June 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, it's me! The guy who makes dumb anonymous posts you all hate to love to hate like you do-- it's me: the jackass dipshit fucking retard!

Do you guys realize you are REVIVING ALL OF MY OLD DUMB THREADS LATELY?!?!?!

Signed,

Nude Spock

― Nudist Vulcan, Friday, 2 June 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

Snow White, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo are wandering around the fairytale kingdom and come across a mirror that tells no lies, hidden away in a room. Snow White walks in and looks in the mirror and asks, "Who is the fairest woman of the kingdom?" She walks out of the room with a big smile on her face as the mirror tells her that she is the fairest.

Tom Thumb goes into the room and asks the mirror who is the smallest of the kingdom. The mirror tells him he is the smallest of the kindom, and he walks out of the hidden room with a smile on his face.

Quasimodo walks into the room and asks the mirror in his clearest grunt who the ugliest of the kindom is. He walks out of the room with a perplexed look on his face. He then turns to the others and yells out, "Who the fuck is Richard Ashcroft?"

― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Friday, 2 June 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

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