Man, I have been dissed by a rap group!

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This has just happened to me. The best known czech rap group issued via internet their new track and they are dissing me in it! Along with George Bush & czech ex-prime minister they mention my name. This is bad, i am not stoned and it really is there and my colleagues are congratulating me on this special feat. You see, I write about music to couple of magazines, but I am not that much famous. I clearly remember writing to one big magazine that their last single wasn't that good and this is what I got!
Being little confused about the whole thing, I am asking ILM readers to tell what to do. This is a whole new experience to me, quite exciting, I must say...

― karl76 (karl76), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

You need to record a response

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Write a joking response. I mean, unless you are able to record a response :-)

― Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

name it "Czech Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself"

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Oliver Wang gets called out all the time (Jean Grae & P.U.T.S.)

What's Jean Grae's beef with Oliver Wang?

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

Czechs be frontin'!!!! KILL THE BITCHES.

(xpost miccio BAhaha!)

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

have crazy frog perform your return volley

― strng hlkngtn, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Kill Doug Szathkey!

― j. rosenberg (pukeandburn), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Crazy Frog should be referenced at least once every fifty posts on a thread. It'll keep things chipper.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

I was a "don't" in Vice magazine for looking like a moron.

I added it to my "social bank".

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

haha. post that shit!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

I am really a shit of a rappa, so I can hardly respond :)
the track is here:
http://www.boombap.cz/index.php?clanek=3109
you should click on any of the LINK hypertext links and get the track...

― karl76 (karl76), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

haha. post that shit!

!!!

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

czech's ain't bouncing to yr weak flows/check your heads then get with the street prose/exchange crowns for beats and you clowns still gettin critically beat/- down dogs!/boom bap shit stank like brown logs/ throw your disc out the window like the defenstration of prague

― jermaine (jnoble), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Diss Yourself in '89.

― PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

jermaine - supercool!!! but i doubt it would count if i did it in english :)

― karl76 (karl76), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

"Czech Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself"

Bahahahahaha

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 22:40 (twenty years ago)

Heh, the song sounds kinda cool.. I downloaded it expecting some 'Hit em up'-style yelling, but this is is obviously a much better way to dis someone.

― Guy Incognito (Guy Incognito), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

quick, hold a press conference!

― Mickey (modestmickey), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 01:35 (twenty years ago)

also consider, what implications does this have when viewed in the wider context of the war on terror?

― Mickey (modestmickey), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 01:37 (twenty years ago)

karl my fiend it begs for me to point out that famos blastcore band "Krigstein" have done this to you before but with your critical sights are so blinkered it has gone unheard. or perhaps you have had the pillows on your head?

― Kipse Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 01:43 (twenty years ago)

Robert Christgau was dissed in Sonic Youth's "Kill Yr Idols" (a/k/a "I Killed Christgau With My Big Fucking Dick") after giving them not-so-glowing reviews. He said he wasn't too flattered, but obviously took it in stride as he praised some of the albums which came after.

So, take it in stride.

― Kent Burt (lingereffect), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 01:52 (twenty years ago)

(time out everyone: let's all just say--quietly, to ourselves, with a whimper of anguished disbelief--the name of this thread aloud. "Man, I have been dissed by a rap group..." Now shake your head and pour yourself a glass of gin.)

― giboyeux (skowly), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

What's wrong with it?

― DJ Mencap0))), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 09:38 (twenty years ago)

"I was a "don't" in Vice magazine for looking like a moron.
I added it to my "social bank". "

This is pure Nathan Barley gold.

― D.G. Jones (D.G. Jones), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

AWWW JERMAINE YOU JACKED MY WHOLE FLOW!

― Rob Uptight (Rob Uptight), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

Make a big stink about how you're wearing a bulletproof vest and rollin with four bodyguards now. Ask Jesse Jackson to mediate.

― Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

This has just happened to me. The best known czech rap group issued via internet their new track and they are dissing me in it!

― :) Mrs Edward Cullen XD (max), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Check_Yo_Self.jpg

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 15:14 (seventeen years ago)

Oh wait someone already did that gag

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

Cz-Cz-Cz-Czech it Out.

― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 16:52 (seventeen years ago)

Are any of them named Vic? Because then you could say "I'll czech ya, vic, and then I'll wreck ya, vic"

― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

is your name Karl Vary

― warmsherry, Tuesday, 25 November 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

RIP

― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 25 November 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

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