Billy Corgan DEAD!

Nah, I just figured he was killed in the same carcrash that killed Gwen Stefani back in 1996.

Billy Corgan JIVE!
Billy Corgan SKIVE!
Billy Corgan 5IVE!

No way man, he fell off a cliff that had AIDS.

'Cause baby when the lights go out
We don't care to shake these urban blues...

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 6th, 2005. (later)

I heard he fell on a dirty soup spoon while eating Pop Rocks & got Hep "C".

can't believe it's been 3 years since we lost him

don't worry, every year he comes back as the Great Pumpkin

"Jack! Oh, Lantern"

(Rejected track from Adore, I believe.)

velky

maybe that's not really him ;-)

best thing about nu ILX format is that you can see on New Answers when threads were started, which kinda helps deflate the potential for alarm when you see thread titles like this. still kind of a dick move, though.

my heart skipped a beat

Come on, the full-capitalization-with-exclamation-mark functioned as a spoiler. (Or maybe as spoiler-warning, depending.)

Man, has Alex In NYC really been dead two years? Seems like yesterday.

Killing Jokes, bruv

it is odd that anyone would care about this guy. He made a couple *ok* records 15 years ago and has been a career hack ever since. I don't understand how this guy could have fans.

he's definitely had a patchy career but pisces iscariot is somethin else

Holy shit this dude isn't even cold yet and you're already slagging him off? Some dignity, for crying out loud.

Man, has Alex In NYC really been dead two years? Seems like yesterday.

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Friday, October 31, 2008 9:18 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Killing Jokes, bruv

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hate to say it, but i lol'd

oh yeah?? Well, I ROFLED so NYAH!!

where is alex in nyc?

btw extreme ups for curt1s for the Pisces Iscariot shout out.

shout out to my man judas

crut1s priest

what did he die of

shot at by disgruntled victim of pre-halloween vandalism.

his pumpkin head exploded, sending his orangey goo and seeds everywhere. it was like the zapruder film, but worse.

on the death certficate it says: gunshot wound from a bullet with butterfly wings

he died of death, which killed him

magic bullet with butterfly wings.

he died in some futuristic war of man vs machines or some shit

Retroactive abortion

Stomach cancer

TS: this thread vs. RIP Fidel Castro over on ILE.

he died of an enlarged ego

He was crushed by Bozo

He was killed by a single teardrop from one pure-hearted fangirl.

He was crushed by Bono.

zwanthrax

#6 google hit for "jokes bruv"

Yeah it could be worse and this fella could have been yr early 90s idol

http://blogs.newrock933.com/files/2009/12/ultimate-warrior.jpg

see also: drunk donkey who went to jail. oh yeah i knew how to choose them as a 5 year old.

Ned, you are very much OTM. I don't think I would even care at all if he were carrying on under his own name or something else, but the fact that he still calls this "Smashing Pumpkins" really grates.

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honestly, if he was only saying, I think I'm one of the great artists, that'd be fine -- a little hubris is ok! But then he has to make it sound as though he's some embattled figure, struggling against the almighty forces of Pitchfork.

$30 for five song and a miniature stone fucking obelisk.

Hahah you have to wonder if he spent more time in his youth with Presence or Spinal Tap.

I don't think I would even care at all if he were carrying on under his own name or something else, but the fact that he still calls this "Smashing Pumpkins" really grates.

I completely agree! Hell, I loved the solo album five years back; had he just started a new band project with Chamberlain I wouldn't've minded.

I wonder if he knows about TimeCube.com yet.

http://i49.tinypic.com/bg1iwy.gif

Just the other day I talked about the first time I saw the Pumpkins live -- two decades is a long, long time.

Someone please photoshop that onto the Presence cover!

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I read that Ned, I really liked that entry.

Thanks!

yeah, that's a nice one, ned! quite the time capsule -- the Whiskey in 91! I didn't make it to the Sunset Strip til I was a bit older, but I would've loved to have seen that show. Quite the time capsule!

I have no problem with egotistical artists with delusions of grandeur but jesus christ at least be funny or clever about it, whiny self-righteousness is never attractive

Does Corgan *think* he's being funny, though? Kind of? Maybe not.

Like I muttered in my piece, he's got a VERY dry sense of humor -- or had. Think that's gone now, though.

I should say that I did see him not that long ago at the Sky Saxon tribute show at the Echoplex in LA, a comfortable club show in essence -- he played with a couple of ad hoc bands and participated in the big jam at the end, and he wasn't being a crazed ranter or anything of the sort; if anything it was the most relaxed performance I'd seen from him in years. I have a theory that if he's doing something where he's not the headliner or center of attention he enjoys himself a hell of a lot more, but I don't think he's figured that out yet!

Well, everyone from Eric Clapton to Kevin Shields has figured that one over the years.

Yeah, I think his sense of humor is completely gone at this point. When the "reunion" happened he put together a revamped Pumpkins official site that was all about networking with the fans, it was sort of a combination between Facebook and your typical band site. I thought it was actually well done and really gave a voice to the fans. But once the fans started voicing criticism of him, he threw a fit and took it all down. Now the official website is one badly designed page with a bunch of links and the fan forum has been completely disassociated with it.

Ned, I read some really good reviews of that tribute and like what I've seen via YouTube clips. I think I get most frustrated when I catch glimpses of his brilliance and talent and wonder why he can't tap into that more often.

I think it takes a very special kind of mind to look in a mirror, see Billy Corgan's face, and not laugh

although if that happened to me I'd be terrified so maybe I retract that

Yeah but the laughter would quickly turn to crippling terror

and then Tim Burton would be right there to film it.

that is what "Mirrors" should have been about

Billy Corgan is a douchebag but his doucheyness is really like an unfortunate symptom of what made him so great back in the '90s. His entire career he's seemed like a guy who's always in his own head (it comes off more often than not to fans and detractors alike as self-absorption) who has been progressively drifting further off this planet into his own weird fantasy world. I love early Pumpkins (obv) & hate everything billy has done post-Adore except for his strangely genius one-off solo album.

he never meant shit to me (sry)

The feeling's mutual for Billy, naturally.

Pumpkins through Adore ranges from good to holy shit awesome IMO

I can't believe this prick appeared on a New Order track.

And he toured in the band, too!

If Corgan weren't so lame, he could have had a great second act as an alt-rock goofball gadfly a la Dave Grohl, who seems to know how to have fun. Corgan, on the other hand ... I once saw him do a poetry reading while lounging on a pillow in the corner of a room in the Art Institute, wearing an army helmet with lightbulbs affixed. No shit. Was it hilarious? Yes. Was it funny on purpose? To this day I have no idea. I happened to be sitting with a friend who briefly played in the (pre-breakup) Pumpkins, and he was just as perplexed. Either that or he didn't want to say anything bad about a potential future paycheck.

Pumpkins through Adore Machina (secretly their best album) ranges from good to holy shit awesome IMO

I definitely think people tend to undervalue Machina, but at the MOST its like their fourth best album. No chance of it ever rating any higher than that. U MAD.

mayonnaise is like the best song ever yo

In the 2008 documentary If All Goes Wrong, when talking about "Mayonaise" Corgan attributes to Iha "the chord structures, essentially, but it's really only two parts" and says Iha "gets a lot of credit" for writing a "fantastic" song "because his name is on the credit but I wrote the song."

That whole raft of material that Corgan released in 2000-01 (counting the Internet leaks et al) was a hell of a way to bow out, really. Or should have been.

yeah, machina 2 had some great jamz; wonder if it'll ever get a proper release

you know, I like "Turn My Way" a lot as a stand alone song, but whenever I play Get Ready I skip it

If ever a band didn't need a guest ringer, it's New Order.

god forbid someone in a successful band you like decides to do a song with someone else successful that they like

the important thing is that everyone follow my dictates of taste.

Hey, want to play bass for Billy Corgan? You do? Great news, then! Jessica Simpson’s BFF is holding open auditions to replace Smashing Pumpkins bassist Ginger Pooley, who is leaving, amicably, to spend more time with her family (unless Corgan made her say that?). He’s also looking for a new keyboardist “who is a fan of — and can play in the prog-rock style of — Jon Lord and Rick Wakeman.” (By the way, the band found their drummer, Mike Byrne, through an open audition). Send background info and performance videos to pumpkinsb✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ or pumpkinsk✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧.

might have to try out for this, Billy seems like an even-keeled, reasonable employer

'Machina' is the worst album I've ever owned, and 'Adore' ain't far behind. An almost unfathomable fall from 93-94 to 96-97 to 98-99. Can't imagine how awful the guy must be at this point.

Corgan always seemed to me like the James Cameron of 90's alt-rock

i.e. maker of over-the-top, largher-than-life entertainments, really talented in a lot of ways, but also posessing a lot of annoying quirks and deficiencies with an obnoxious "this is MY sandbox" bully complex to boot.

Dearest Billy:

I love you, I love your strong and eternal heart, even love the fucked up gnarly amazing magnificent bigger-than-god louder-than-love karma of the songs you write and allow me to fly with. We have again created beauty from the agony between us, all the buried and unburied anguish, all that is true, that is gold, that is meant to be is within this endless and somehow eternal cycle of Billy & Courtney.I hope you will take my sincerest apologies for all the thousand ways I sometimes offend you, because I know you are a king, a prince, and my beautiful noble boy. No one will ever force my hand, nothing will come between the truth of what we are:
Eternal lovers
Eternal fighters
Eternal warriors.
Let the forces and the shock and awe loose from its cages, all credit where it is due. I love and you and can never thank you enough.Your soul (and you know this).

Xxx CLC

Uh.

they deserve each other, no?

That show I saw of theirs all those years ago was just part of the endless and somehow eternal cycle.

the glory is yours

thread title always fills me with such false hope...

Been listening to Gish + Mellon Collie for the past few days. I used to be a huge Siamese Dream stan but these days I feel like Gish & Mellon Collie rock harder and that's what matters more than anything with these dudes. Still love Pisces Iscariot most of all. <3 <3

i had the instrumental mellon collie played while we silently read the vows we'd written to each other at our wedding <3

Aw. :-)

I'd be pretty bummed out if Billy Corgan died...