how is it possible that no one here has addressed "Trapped in the Closet"???

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Like virtually everything R. Kelly has done, not including the pee-pee/doo doo tape, this tune is classicclassicclassicclassic.

what do y'all think?

― veronica moser (veronica moser), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

shut up.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

shut up.

― cousin larry bundgee: the next generation, season two (bundgee), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

cutty, i mean.

― cousin larry bundgee: the next generation, season two (bundgee), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

no you don't.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

uhh, did I suggest something untoward by asking if anyone else likes the tune (or the video)?

― veronica moser (veronica moser), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

there are like ten threads on it.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

so, to answer your question, it is quite impossible that no one here has addressed "trapped in the closet".

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

PIMP MY HAER

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

What's "Trapped In The Closet"?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

U SHOULD KNOW FAGET

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

Some new horror movie starring Dakota Fanning?

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

what is this pee-pee/doo-doo tape?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

it's porn, you're supposed to masturbate to it.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

how is it possible that no one here has addressed the pee-pee/doo doo tape?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

CHUCK BERRY RULEZ!!!

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

BRIAN FERRY RULEZ!!!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

pee-pee five one doo-doo

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

R. Kelly - "Trapped In The Closet"

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:10 (twenty years ago)

that's not even the main thread on it.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

everything is possible

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

this shit I'm going through is unheard.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

sorry about that guys…I located no such threads in my search. apologies…

― veronica moser (veronica moser), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

possible search strings included:

kelly
trapped
closet
chuck
rufus
cathy
policeman
love my ass

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

plus i smell cigarettes

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

shut up.

― cousin larry bundgee: the next generation, season two (bundgee), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

don't forget the asparagus tonight, honey

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

was like we were in a whirlwind
the way our toes were curlin

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

i watched that video and goddamn if it wasn't the wackest thing i've ever seen in my life. it fucking loops the same damn beat for 20 minutes while r kelly makes halfassed running commentaries. the public is so easy to impress

― Michael Burble, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

and yet the public doesn't appreciate Arrested Development! WTF america!

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

people only like the dvd cuz they think R. Kelly might whip it out and start peeing on everybody.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mannequingallery.com/images/R._Kelly_Manq._3.jpg

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

HOLY SHIT

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

I like how R. Kelly has amazing sex with all of his clothes on so that the last scenes of the movie aren't him running around naked with a gun.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

BROTHER SPARE ME THE DETAIL!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

I've never seen that mannequin below the neck before.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

is it me or is "little kells" a little lopsided?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

his abs are melting!

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

We should buy that for Momus so he can put his funny outfits on it.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

not just lopsided dude, he has a lump instead of a penis

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

wait, i don't think that's really him!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

if that's really him, i can't see how the accusations against him could be true.

HE'S INNOCENT, GUYS!!!!

― Michael Burble, Tuesday, 12 July 2005 21:16 (twenty years ago)

AND HES STANDING IN FRONT OF CLOSET
HES LOOKING AT THE CLOSET
SO I PULL OUT MY BERETTA
HE OPENS THE CLOSET

― what (enjoipod), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:40 (twenty years ago)

that'd be great to have that "doll" at home ! or creepy...

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 08:12 (twenty years ago)

World's tiniest goitre revealed!

― BARMS, Wednesday, 13 July 2005 08:55 (twenty years ago)

Trapped in the Closet 2004 ?

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 11:10 (twenty years ago)

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