Tonight, Orlaith the girl on Big Brother, will be doing syncronised swimming to "You're Beautiful" by James Blount, on Channel 4.

"she is officialy bonkers in the nut if she thinks this is a good idea"

Only if they then use the relevant footage in / as / instead of a video.

(NB: I am automatically asuming that she will be topless whilst performing this display).

"Will Orlaith be out on Friday?"

What? When that total dork Eugene and that whiny emotional and intellectual retard Vanessa are also "nominated"?

I can only say that I think it will be a complete travesty (and, I shall suspect, a triumph of jealous bitchiness on a national scale over any sort of reason) if she is!

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Personally, I very much doubt it.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Will Orlaith be out on Friday?

It's a good enough reason.

"You will do as you're told and passively accept other people being in charge of you and messing around with you like everyone else, without having the temerity to question what they're doing, why, or their inalienable right to do so - that is the British way!"

I can't help but wonder if kids who are studying George Orwell at school are now being taught that O'Brian is the hero of 1984....

Still, if being vile and repellant is the key, at least we should see the back of that spoiled, whining, immature, egocentic, primadonna Kemal this week.

If there was an "I experience a range of emotions somewhere between ambivalence and outright hostility towards the majority of things" board, I'd be there, but....

Anyway, back to the music. The kids are nuts for the Rezillo's album, although Amber wants to know what 'head kicked in tonight' means...

My point (which was obviously badly made) is that at least she's not allowing BB to control the entire proceedings - she's regularly throwing her own little subversive spanners in the works, and I applaud that.

The fact that she's effectively exerting control over everyone else in the House is (imho) a consequence of their own gullible, sheep-like mentality (I'm still not entirely convinced that all of them have actually grasped the fact that they're involved in a game show yet!) so that's no-one's fault but their own.

If the majority of the "great" British public haven't grasped that it's a game show either; or just find it easier to relate to the moronic likes of Anthony, Craig and Eugene; then the country's in even deeper shit than I'd previously feared.

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Now Amber, can you imagine what would happen if Maxwell was out with his friends on a Saturday night; going 'round all the East End pubs and clubs looking for nice ladies; and they hadn't met any ladies who wanted to dance with them; but they'd all drunk an awful lot of beer and an awful lot of vodka and Red Bulls; and then Science appeared and started shooting his mouth off to Maxwell and genarlly "dissing" him in front of all Maxwell's friends; only they weren't in The Big Brother House surrounded by TV cameras, they were down some anonymous badly-lit back alley somewhere in Canning Town...?

"How do you mean?" I ask.

"You know.. Shoop shoop .. a wrangler, Shoop shoop .. a wrangler .."

A 10 watt bulb can appear bright when it's surrounded by 5 watt ones....

Are you making unsubstantiated assumptions or are you using the Bill Clinto definition of "sexual relations"?

It's a game show, there are no points for being charming.

Which is just as well really 'cos they wouldn't have given many out this year.